Forte Fermata

A 30 year old trans girl digitally transferred to the body of her dreams <3

[20-centtomatoes]

This is how it happened, right?

[girlnephew]

[8d2t]

apprentice uniform for brushbuddy too so they dont feel left out

[buckysknifecollection]

i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.

[fallout-lou-begas]

in spider-man 2 when spider-man is trying to stop the train from crashing, the first thing he tries is stopping the train with his feet pressed against the track, but all that does is break up the wood planks on the track without slowing the train down at all. when spider-man gets up to rethink his approach -- already exhausted and agonized from his fight with Doc Ock before he even blew out his knees on the tracks, dealing with his Aunt May getting evicted on top of his own poverty, having literally JUST pushed the woman he loves and who loves him away again, and now feeling the enormous pressure of the lives of everyone behind him being at stake unless he thinks fast --

an old man behind him says "You got any more bright ideas?" and there's a split second where spider-man just looks at him like this

[transgenderization]

list of things im pretty sure i could find if i went looking for them:

1. cloudy with a chance of meatballs latex entombment porn using the spray-on-shoes stuff

[txttletale]

imagine that your favourite band was on a generational run of albums, putting out 10/10 after 10/10, four singles a year you'd bet money on becoming classics of the genre. now imagine that between every record they also released a full length album where they covered jingles from cereal commercials and songs by white youtube rappers about five nights at freddy's, and these releases got a hundred times the promotion and airplay as their normal stuff: that's what it feels like to enjoy magic the gathering

[anarqueeen]

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

[girlballs]

waitress SHOCKS customers by cumming in her tights while taking the table's orders

[gothfoxgirlboy]

Leaving a huge tip if I see a waitress rubbing her tights against the corner of my table until she cums while I give my order.

[kitkenk]

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

[loverofboob]

"I'm so normal about this" good for you. I'm so perverted and predatory about it

[vaporevon]

you’re jerking off and suddenly my leitmotif starts playing

[notahorseindisguise]

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present

[cardboard-crack]

[vampiregirlestrogen]

hey. i heard what the devil on your shoulder just told you to do to me. pervert.

[girlnephew]

[gorps]