Agent Orange

Independent Larfleeze roleplay account. A mix of both pre Nu52 and post.

[infearfuldayarchive-2b-deactiva]

Where you lonely?

[orangelightagent]

Larfleeze doesn't get lonely.

[infearfuldayarchive-2b-deactiva]

Why?

[orangelightagent]

Because he's bored, you stupid pink beast!

[infearfuldayarchive-2b-deactiva]

Why are you here?

[orangelightagent]

The answer to that is obvious: Larfleeze is here, because he wants to be.

[bad-jew-jew]

Ahhh, yes, that does sound much fancier.  We can go with that.

[Wanda blinks at him, mulling that one over.]

You made that up.

[orangelightagent]

Larfleeze did not make that up!

[infearfuldayarchive-2b-deactiva]

Why are you still alive?

[orangelightagent]

Because Larfleeze is supreme.

[infearfuldayarchive-2b-deactiva]

[orangelightagent]

Larfleeze sees that you're still as ugly as he remembers.

[infearfuldayarchive-2b-deactiva]

[orangelightagent]

[bear1na]

Larfleeze #10 by Tyler Kirkham

[orangelightagent]

( glares at )

[thwipsandquips]

Hey, uh— no offense but… ew.

[orangelightagent]

The hairless clartfloggle in the silly tights finds Larfleeze disgusting? Would you like to know what Larfleeze finds disgusting, human? Your lack of manners.

[ladyhxwkman-blog]

Spearamint? 

[orangelightagent]

Sh’pilkuzzian!

[ladyhxwkman-blog]

Spaghetti? 

[orangelightagent]

Sh’pilkuzzian!

[ladyhxwkman-blog]

…. Spelunking? 

[orangelightagent]

Sh’pilkuzzian.

[ladyhxwkman-blog]

What are you then? 

[orangelightagent]

How many times must Larfleeze go over this? He is Sh’pilkuzzian. A noble species, hailing from the planet Sh’pilkuzz.

[regeneratingdegenerate]

Well, yeah, it doesn’t exist… but I’m sure I could imagine the kind of stank your place is throwin’ up just by seeing the variety of… collectibles you own. -Wade leans back, pressing a finger to Larfleeze’s nose to move him away.- Yer breath is a good start.

[orangelightagent]

( Larfleeze's whole face scrunches up in disgust and he swats at Wade's hand. )

Don't touch me! ( As he shouts, globs of spit spray forth from his mouth. He jabs Wade's chest, sneering at the nerve of this...this annoying thing. That's annoying. ) Stop breathing Larfleeze's air and you wouldn't have to worry about smelling his breath.

[ladyhxwkman-blog]

Holy crap— 

    — are you a mutant?

[orangelightagent]

Unless being the best of his species is considered a mutation, then no. Larfleeze is not a mutant.

[regeneratingdegenerate]

I can respect the den. -His arms are folded and he nods understandingly, dramatically exaggerated but still understanding.- What if you take a picture of it so I can try an’ get smell-o-vision workin’?

[orangelightagent]

( He leans in to squint at Wade. ) Smell-o-vision? Larfleeze thought that was a only joke from your species' "popular culture." Are you telling Larfleeze that this thing, this smell-o-vision, exists and that you own it?