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sjax001

Green apples wait.

Red apples remember.

silentturtle

This.

littlefreya

I will forever reblog this every time it’s on my dash because it should be this loud and simple. 💖

izbnart

Batman animation 👍🌟

ere-the-sun-rises

@frownyalfred OMG OMG OMG

primrogemz

Do you giys think phainon cries out of nowhere

yandere-romanticaa

I AM PHYSICALLY UNWELL .... HOYO, WHY DO YOU WANT MY HEART ON THE SIDEWALK?

Gonna munch on that strap on his thigh, Christ...

jinian-ginias

Praetorian of Terra

genshin-impact-updates

Happy Birthday, Klee!

"*snore* Have some Dodoco cake... everyone. You too... Mom..."

"Falling asleep already? Aww, looks like Klee had too much fun today when I surprised her with a visit.

Dream well. There are dancing Dodocos, apple-flavored slimes, and shiny new Jumpy Dumpties waiting for you in your dreams...

Happy birthday, my little shining sun."

mysharona1987

peoplegettingkindamadatfood

bringing yet another culinary horror from the russian internet here

3_rublya, well, i wanted to bake a duck for New Year. Just before the New Year’s Eve it suddenly turned out that there are no whole ducks in the store, just the parts. I made the strategic decision to buy a bunch of duck parts and cook them. At home, I got upset that I won’t have a whole duck, and I tried to restore the duck from breasts and legs by sewing them together. At this point it turned out that each tray I bought had not two but three legs, so overall there were six, five of which were left ones. While I was sewing the duck together, I stained it with the food dye my sister spilled while making pryaniks (the pryaniks were good, by the way), and the duck started looking like it has gone moldy or expired. I couldn’t stand for this injustice and entirely covered it with dye to hide the stains. And then I also shoved some celery and oranges up its ass, just because I could.

Written by zapivaet i zaedaet, today at 15.28

soarien

phainon and flamereaver

bathroomcryptid

I have the image of the Emperor looking slightly traumatized in the middle of a family photo and he’s surrounded by all his sons and the families he explicitly told them not to have. They were supposed to be his perfect little weapons of war, but now he’s holding someone’s baby. Malcador’s laughing at him.

coolbluex

I know a chaplain can't open his jaw but i just wanted a fucked up Leandros face

Fuck You Leandros

technofeudalism

this happened to a 19 year old US citizen studying in Bulgaria. do yourself a favor and do not leave the country right now under any circumstances. and another reminder: do not under any circumstances give your electronic devices up to anyone who asks or allow your things to be searched without a signed warrant from a judge. you have a right to refuse any search and seizure that is unwarranted. you still have rights. do not comply in advance. they will use it to prosecute you for whatever they can.