sending spells💫

yes i have a knight sworn to my side, no i dont break my oath, yes im casting friends on my enemies

[orbandomen]

WAS WRITING OUT TOMES AND SPILLED MY INK ALL OVER MY SPARKLY LAVENDER ROBE

[medievalsquire]

accidentally referred to my knight as father in front of the entire court i need to fake my death

[appelcake]

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG!!! DESTINY'S BLADE 🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️🗡🗡🗡🗡🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡✂️🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡

[orbandomen]

FIREBALL

[orbandomen]

this website sucks

[medievalsquire]

spent an hour lighting candles in the chapel and then a cloaked figure walked in in the middle of service andthey all mysteriously blew out.

[orbandomen]

sometimes when i cast a big spell or receive an ominous omen all the candles in my tower blow out..😒

[orbandomen]

had to put down my homunculus today, mourning a great loss but it bit a high elf who was out on a walk this morning

[orbandomen]

thhat tome i read was cursed i was riddled with madness until a dear friend casted calm emotions and remove curse

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[orbandomen]

orbandomen…. what kinds of literature are you reading at the moment?

theres this.. archive.. wonderful documents!

also this ancient looking tome i swear it speaks to me. i cant read it without getting a splitting headache but im sure it has something fascinating to learn in it

[medievalsquire]

you guys are all just jealous of my ancestral curse

[orbandomen]

they hate how i cant leave my meadow without falling ill

[orbandomen]

got spells?

yes, what kind do we need?

[orbandomen]

do you really cast spells? are you actually a sorcerer? who is this knight you speak of? who are your enemies? i really just think you’re pretending… or maybe you’re just a wizard

why would i lie? yes i am a sorcerer. my knight is @humbleknight-posting

my enemies are EVIL DOERS, FIENDS, UNDEAD...

i am no wizard though if i was i would probably have a better handle on my magic but thats for losers

[orbandomen]

the people require stuffed shells

[orbandomen]

orb what do you think about the orphan crushing machine? is there a way to stop it?

I AM TRYING

i hate this new age madness why is metal doing a job a perfectly fine soldier with a hammer could and why orphans

[orbandomen]

how is the dear knight doing? i hear it is quite the buffoon. also, the townsfolk look forward to your stuffed shells recipe...................

my knight is well!! i feed and water him daily. stuffed shells.. the recipe will be out soon.

[orbandomen]

my crystal ball has a weird blue hue to it...

[orbandomen]

dear orbandomen, any suggestions on pleasing your futch? i have searched the lands for answers but they do not know what i speak of, so i figured the sorcerer must have something

thank you kindly in advance, orbandomen

-🐾

flattered you thought of me, i do tend to know many things others haven't heard word of yet..

um i have this ancient tome.. it says.. oh dear.. hm

try being rude ? and they like receiving odd things like dead things and trash. maybe neck kisses and kind words when earned