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How can they call it the World Cup if water isn't included?

#World Cup #of water #price of ticket doesn't include H2O

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One day only

#okie fungus

At the end of Lu over the wall during the final song, it shows Lu then the image of a young lady. Who is she? 1:38:57.

#lu over the wall #1:38:57 #was lu a human?#maybe watch again

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Shame on U.S.

#hello goodbye #more like help #long live Stephen Colbert #hello military parade goodbye American culture #this is what happens when you don't appreciate what you have

Purple sea green

#sea life #purple #sea green

vegan-future

Congress is not a life time appointment.

#gtfo cole

It's not AI

It's IA

#idiots out wandering around #dumbererer

Baby mantis! Smaller than a dime and fast af! Stopped to take a looks at us.

#mantis #baby mantis #mantids #prairie life

fahbee

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Bonus:

Is it part of the doctor's treatment plan

To treat the patient like she isn't going to pay?

#Medicare for all #insurance networks are fake #billing dept is the new gated community #so what if i pay my bills no one should be treated like they are “poor”#usa drs are projecting

alsophila-grahami

mutuals to sit under this thing with

amy-offical

what the hell is that thing yall

ririwithrice

para shoot

laciffo-satan

Who puts kids inside a parachute???

ririwithrice

🤚

mimiwithmice

🐁🐁🐁🐁 < *scurry around rapidly under it, desperately trying to escape*

ririwithrice

MIMI?! BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEADDDD

mimiwithmice

sorry, they got out of the house when i wasn’t around. GET BACK HERE!!

🐁🐁🐁🐁 < *continue scurrying*

the-haiku-bot

sorry, they got out

of the house when i wasn’t

around. GET BACK HERE!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

#this was a genx school thing that got banned so millennials wouldn't kill themselves #gen10 #roman numeral X #best part of p.e.#genx if you can find a live one

Oklahoma GOPeetape trying to push some abolitionist shit here to charge women using contraceptives with murder. Kicking anyone out who doesn't fall in line. Apparently pro life isn't good enough for them because it doesn't punish the mother. Hey any men out there? You don't really want that many kids i mean come on.

Also

What is left for the GOPeetape to do if they actually passed that crap? Limitless seemingly motherless children are prime targets.

Using god to instill fear 🤣🤣🤣 dafuck.

#ok GOPeetape

Not all Disney villains were depicted as over weight dykes or twinks. The wicked witch in snow white, the wicked step mother in Cinderella, the witch in sleeping beauty. Seems like they started that crap in the late 80s. Needs to be examined as that was the start of the HIV AIDS pandemic and reaganites wanted us to believe it was gayness that caused it.

Also this whole we don't need a prince to save us line they feed the "ingenue" playing her live action! Disney had to make the story of snow white less creepy. She's a little girl in the story. The prince finds her after she's been in the coffin for a long time. And he doesn't even kiss her to wake her up- the dumbdumb drops the coffin accidentally dislodging the poison apple no kiss needed. But if you want a kiss at the end we gotta make that girl of age and also be in love with the prince or else it's a creepy sa of an underage little girl.

Open the vents.

Also! Fairy tales are not to be taken entirely literally. Humans always trying to say what can't be expressed with words.

#not all disney villains #not adisney adult #film person fairy tale fiend

Oatmilk is so bad for you read!! the label.

#anything but oatmilk

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