[russetschemes]

Emergency Commissions

So my dog broke one of his claws and the break is really REALLY close to the quick. I’ve got the bleeding stopped and the paw bandaged but I know he’s going to break the rest of the nail off before too long so I really got to get him into the Vet ASAP. 

That added to a busted car & a few other financially heavy problems I’m putting my commissions on sale!

EVERYTHING HERE IS 25% OFF

If you can’t help then please please reblog! Signal boosts help out!

[russetschemes]

Commissions Are OPEN

So since it’s a new year I figured it’s time for a new commission page. Especially since I offer so much more than I used to as well.

I also offer basic animations on some of these things but those need to be discussed with the commissioner.

If interested contact me @ [email protected] or on Discord @ Russet#1190

[ammerynth-moved]

another art trade with @agardenoflights !!

[drowningcomicart]

magic arms for all your magic arm needs~! happy early birthday to the beaniest bean i know \(’7 `)/

[drowningcomicart]

TEeth teArs clover? >:3c

can’t tell if they’re more angry or concerned, but i can tell you they ain’t scare of no thing. not even an clown.

[drowningcomicart]

click here for additional commission info!

feel free to hit me with any questions you may have, all reblogs are appreciated as it helps me get new eyes on my work~!

i will of course do stuff other than fantrolls/homestuck, just be especially sure to have ample references if it’s for a fandom i might not know. Slots are determined on a first pay, first serve basis, and there will be a separate post listing who’s in so make sure to check back here for that before messaging me.

[drowningcomicart]

teetH tearS for Lysian?

an Angery Boi

[orchidraindrops]

That's some good angry clown shit right there. A+ fantastic, wonderful.

[drowningcomicart]

back with another cascading comic about myself, messy but heartfelt as usual.

burnout is a serious problem for me. i push myself way too hard when i haven’t ‘limbered up’, or i expect too much in too short an amount of time. and no matter what i accomplish on the way, i always end up downplaying my little successes when i don’t get a complete victory.

so to anyone else out there who struggles like that–and i’m sure plenty artists do–it really is an amazing thing you’ve done. even if you didn’t ‘finish’ you’ve done a lot of work. coze up with a PSL and let your hand rest. the stuff you did finish still has worth, and so do you <3

[twofacetoo]

So Tumblr is now auto-reblogging adverts onto my dash

If you see them, tell me and I’ll delete them. I don’t condone that shit

[momma-sleeptalker-deactivated20]

I was wondering why the fuck you reblogged something about shampoo. yeah, same here. if you see adverts on my dash, let me know ASAP

[ladydragon76]

I have adblocker and see NO ads, so if I reblog an ad, it wasn’t me, please let me know and LINK me, cuz I’ll never see it otherwise.

[trivialantiquities]

Adopt babies!

PURPLEBLOOD- TAKEN ABLINO YELLOW- TAKEN VIOLETBLOOD- TAKEN

TEALBLOOD- TAKEN JADEBLOOD- OPEN CERULEANBLOOD- TAKEN ALBINO GREEN- TAKEN

BROWNBLOOD- OPEN

These were a collab between me at @orchidraindrops !

They are 16$ each! im useless the base maker is bakaqeyama !

[orchidraindrops]

Still two left

[stellarsolarian-deactivated2019]

Anyone got any fantroll adopts going on

There was one i was looking at but turns out he was sold lol

[orchidraindrops]

There is only two left open but we are working on some more too

https://trivialantiquities.tumblr.com/post/178711095000/adopt-babies-purpleblood-taken-ablino-yellow

[drowningcomicart]

So it’s been kind of a crazy year, moved, had to move back for Reasons, had to catch up on the massive backlog i’d accrued from being in financial binds three times in as many months. But i think i’m finally in a good place to start back up, which is good cos boy do i need money for medications and stuff TTwTT9 so below are the new rates and an example sheet of what each tier looks like~ 

as always if you have further questions, check the commissions page on my blog, or ask me directly in a note or dm~ (do not go on anon this will not help you, i promise i don’t bite lol) i’m only gonna start with five slots, so get em while they’re hot~! 1.) PAID–ayasurvive 2.) PENDING 3.) open 4.) open 5.) open REBLOGS VERY MUCH APPRECIATED

[absurdist-void]

Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.

[debrides]

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

[lesbirdan]

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

[hermionegranger]

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

[mugsandpugs1-deactivated2019010]

One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”

[thomrainierskies]

One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was supposed to say ‘Welcome to White Castle, what’s your crave?’) asked, “Welcome to White Castle, what’s your problem?”

She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.

[mirab3lle]

Yesterday I went to Wendy’s and the girl said “Welcome to McDonalds” and then just sighed

[icouldwritebooks]

Somebody in the elevator asked me what floor I lived on, and I answered “please open your books to page eight”, and we just kind of stared at each other, blinking.

[crimeronan]

i work retail full time and my script gets frequently messy - ill ask the same question twice, or say “$2.60 is your total” while handing back their change, or say “how are you doing today?” instead of “have a good day!” like name it ive bungled it

but anyway, this lady came thru my line buying a book and the review on the front said: “few books are well written, fewer still are important, and this book manages to be both”

as i handed her the bag i was trying to say “thanks, youre all set” and instead my brain mashed up the review and i said “thanks, youre important”

there was this short pause in which i tried to figure out what the fuck id just said. she blinked and then said “oh thank you! youre important too!”

the real kicker was one of my coworkers. when i was relating this story later his response was “at least you said something NICE. last week i accidentally combined ‘youre welcome’ and ‘no problem’ into ‘youre a problem’”

[agrestenoir]

one time, since I used to work as a daycare teacher with preschoolers, i was on my college campus in my gym, and someone was running in the weight room and tripped over a machine and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just stared and said, “This is why we use our walking feet.” we both sat there for a while until the guy nodded and said, “yeah, okay, i should’ve done that.”

[gin-and-eschatonic]

I’ve spent a good chunk of time working in kitchens, so I still will reflexively say shit like “behind” and “coming around” as I maneuver through spaces and around people.

Which, actually, not such a bad thing; I’m a big guy and can come across as imposing pretty easily. The position calls can help defuse that, and also help avoid collisions.

Less good is the time my brain was half functional and I let slip a “coming with a knife” while grocery shopping. THAT took some explaining.

[harold-theyre-thespians]

I work in an office and send tens of emails to customers every day. Once my mum asked me to send her a train ticket I had bought for her. I emailed her “Hello mum, as agreed, please find attached the ticked you requested. Thanks, Alex”

[narwhalsarefalling]

i worked as a camp counselor, and i would have the kids tap somewhere on my legs if they needed something because im a pretty tall dude. today asked my cat if he needed something.

[wren-likethe-bird]

I have woken up in a cold sweat saying “is that for here or to go?”

[la-mancha-screwjob]

Every time a friend thanks me, and I respond with “gladly” or “my pleasure”, I die completely 1000% inside

[fair-itself]

I work at a plasma donation center. When processing donors, we call them by name, they walk up to the counter, and then we ask for their name and donor number. One time, instead of saying “Robert” I hollered “Name and donor number!?” into a full waiting room. Three people started announcing their names and donor numbers before we all realized that I fucked up.

[maplefiasco]

In college, I was a barista at Borders (remember Borders, you guys?!) I once drove through Taco Bell on my way home after a shift. When the cashier said, “okay, that’ll be $5.46!” I cheerfully responded, “Do you have a Borders rewards card?”

[iamthatbeast]

I have dealt with so many difficult customers over the years that I used to angrily call my dog “Sir” when I was mad at him.

[widonotts]

My first job was at my nearest Panera, and after coming home from a ten-hour Sunday morning shift, I was exhausted; but when my mom called me to come downstairs, instead of replying in the grumpy teenagerish tone I usually would, I said in my cheeriest, fakest voice, “Not a problem at all, let me just check with my manager!” before realizing my mistake.

[artwlw]

my coworker went to back up the cash registers one time and she had been at customer service right before. when we finish with a customer we have to sometimes get the attention of the next person and will shout “i can get the next person in line!” but instead of saying that she yelled “HI WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH” to everyone in the general area

[youlovelucie]

I have told my dog “no thank you” so many times after working at a preschool

[spacecores]

a couple of times i’ve gotten stuck in a hello how are you good how are you good how are you loop with an equally tired Fred Meyer’s cashier after a long shift but the best time was after a 10 to 10 post-holidays after they told me my total, I asked if they would like a bag today and after a confused few seconds they were like, “no… I have the bags”

[thebritishteapot]

Worked in a gallery where we asked people to take off their backpacks in order not to accidentally damage paintings. So when I went to the shop later and saw a guy in the line in front of me, I told him he had to remove his backpack. He probably thought I was politely trying to rob him.

[pazeley]

I have the bags

[jxhn-mulaney]

working at Starbucks, we’re trained to say thank you to customers when we hand out drinks. I was in DC once and I gave a dollar to a homeless man and when he said thank you I said thank you back to him

[calciseptine]

i worked at a bank several years ago and was trained to use power words such as absolutely, definitely, and certainly. i cannot tell you how often a friend asks a favor of me and i say, in my customer service voice, “i can absolutely do that for you!” i just accept it at this point.

[solarcitrus]

┏( >o<)┓I may be human who makes mistakes but I am not a mistake!  And neither are you!  I’m not sorry!!!  I am thankful for the people who support me!!!!!

[trollsjam-blog]

Smash or Pass time

[orchidraindrops]

?

[agardenoflights]

Okay so I really need those new storm gloves bc they would finish my characters look fuckin perfectly-

would anyone be interested in a soundtrack in exchange for them???