When this is done, we're going to need a drink

Perpetually Exhausted Professional Political...Something. Disney Lumberjack. Unconventionally educated, opinionated, and prone to ranting* over beers (sometimes ABOUT beer) I talk with my hands and argue with my eyebrows. No one has died eating my cooking, so I must be doing something right. *topics may include: politics, space, grammar, misunderstood physics, feminism, Superman (character) vs Superman (philosophical construct), books, racism (spoiler alert: It's bad), nerd culture, and why Reagan sucked.

[gin-and-eschatonic]

I figured I would have mellowed with age but nope keep getting angrier by the day.

Is that a me thing or a “the world” thing?

[moonthymes]

anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck

[the-prolefeed]

Why do you think they deserve it

[killin-the-machine]

Well shelter is a basic need, and would at the very least allow them a place where they can get back on their feet. Food water and shelter are necessary for a healthy body and psychology. There’s also the fact that they’re people too, and a little help goes a long way in making a decent community. There’s plenty of reasons

[the-prolefeed]

Yeah they need stuff, but why does every homeless person deserve 0.5% of someone’s income

[teaboot]

You have five hundred apples, and just one day to eat them all. 

You pass by a small crowd of hungry children, and decide you’d rather 455 apples go rotten than give them to some snotty brat who isn’t your problem.

It doesn’t matter how hard you’ve worked for your 500 apples, or that you aren’t the parent of any of those kids. in the moment you decide to walk away, it doesn’t matter why they’re hungry, or who owes who what.

You had the opportunity to help people, you had the ability to help people, you had the resources to help people. You had everything you needed to make a small, tiny little difference in someone’s life, and you decided not to.

What are you going to buy in your lifetime that’s worth more to you than your own humanity?

[just-queer-things]

What are you going to buy in your lifetime that’s worth more to you than your own humanity

[i-sold-my-soul-to-thefandom]

Reblogging for the very, very important lesson

[smarter-than-the-republicans]

Sometimes I wish there were a Hell if only for the visuals of a bunch of rich shit heads wandering around on fire asking “Where’s my money?!”

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[gin-and-eschatonic]

Workaholic Tendencies:

I had a potentially lethal infection literally rupture out of scar tissue in my neck and decide that fixed the problem enough to keep working through the mid-terms.

We fucking won. I am unstoppable.

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

the fact that Donald Trump will die in my lifetime is a very comforting thought

[julius-novachrono]

I’m staying in this bitch ass world just to outlive him

[big-meows]

[gin-and-eschatonic]

I won't just outlive the fucker I'll undermine his power and see him deposed or die trying

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[moldedstrawberry]

Reporter: Spiderman, what can you tell us about your relationship with famed Stark intern Peter Parker?

Spiderman: That guy is a hUGE asshole,, just one big embarrassing failure of human life.

Peter (watching the clip later): Say that to my fucking face you tool get a real job.

Tony: ARe YOU oKAY

[swordandthread]

i solemnly swear i’m up to no good

[princesstigerbelle]

HOLY SHIT

[cybermax]

The Goblin is trying to get the shiny treasures that hang from the ceiling.

[tandembicycles]

@quantumghosts

[cryoverkiltmilk]

#how long do you think that cat has wanted to touch those shimmery orbs?#How long do you think it’s looked up at that light fixture and thought Someday or If only#But that day#Some human left a chair#right in the spot#and that cat#that magnificent chicken leg of an animal saw it’s opportunity#it carefully scaled that chair#it balanced on the tippy top#and it reached for it’s dreams

these are important tags

[libraford]

Was chatting with my co-workers in the breakroom today about stuff and I mentioned the one time that I got fired for being gay. 

“What? They can’t do that, can they? Really?”

“They can. I mean, they shouldn’t- but they can. I came out to a co-worker and then the next day I was booted.”

“If they’d done that to me, I would have just stolen something out of spite. Like… a stapler or something,” says the janitor. 

“Well… I was working for the zoo.”

She paused for a moment and her eyes glossed over. “I woulda stolen so many tigers.”

[the-dreadful-rauw-blog]

Firing someone for being LGBT is still legal in 27 states.  Pass it on.

[libraford]

Here’s a handy map. 

And for those asking, the zoo is in Indiana, but they have since changed management. 

[nylaporp]

Well I’m just disappointed in Texas now.

[gin-and-eschatonic]

I'm always disappointed in Texas

[lesbianrey]

well now that you mentioned it,

[assassinationtipsforladies]

You know why? Because unlike those fuckers at Google, the librarian won’t snitch to the feds

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[valtsv]

yeah you’ve grown all your wisdom teeth but what about your strength teeth? your charisma teeth? your

[vmae]

Charisma teeth are the fangs

[valtsv]

this is the single most terrifying reply to any of my posts i have ever received

[posting-disliker]

[batteredshoes]

Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.— James 5:1-6

[arythusa]

At first I thought this was an angry Tumblr post but then it turned out to be the Literal Bible and it got 1000x better

[evil-britney]

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

you mean, skin?

[degenerate-perturbation]

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

A very curious octopus.

[southernbitchface]

Watch this and be blessed

[taviacw]

“Why he smoosh my head??? Wait smoosh my head again.”

[thebootydiaries]

person: you’re pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

[gin-and-eschatonic]

Happened upon your page from a post, just wanted to say you look like you could have a superhero alterego. Maybe it's the glasses, but what would your superpower be?

Cryokinesis or Technopathy....or both. My superhero name could be Overclock.