Batman Under the Red Hood sentence meme
change pronouns as fit, loooots of trigger warnings ahead
âYou know, I thought⊠I thought Iâd be the last person youâd ever let them hurt.â
âIf it had been you that they beat to a bloody pulp, if they had taken you from this world, I wouldâve done nothing but search the planet for this pathetic pile of evil, death-worshiping garbage and then send them off to hell!â
âYou donât understand. I donât think youâd ever understood.â
âAwwww, so you DO think about me.â
âBut if I do that, if I allow myself to go down into that place, Iâll never come back.â
âIâm talking about THEM, just them. And doing it because⊠because they took me away from you.â
âIs that what you think this is about?â
â I donât know what clouds your judgement worse, your guilt or your antiquated sense of morality.â
â[name], I forgive you for not saving me.â
âBut why, why on Godâs earth âŠare they still alive?â
âGotta give the kid pointsâ
â They came all the way from the dead to make this shindig happen.â
âYouâll be as quiet as possible, or Iâll put one in your lap first.â
âParty pooper. No cake for you.â
âWhat hurts more? A? Or B? Forehand? Or backhand?â
âA little louder, lamb chop. I think you may have a collapsed lung. That always impedes the oratory.â
âNow, that was just rude.â
âI suppose Iâm going to have to teach you a lesson so you can better follow in his footsteps.â
âNah, Iâm just gonna keep beating you with this crowbar.â
âYou wanna die? Thereâs easier ways to kill yourself.â
âYou know, it only hurts when I laugh.â
âYou said we knew one another. You do seem really familiar.â
âNo. Iâm just something you helped make.â
âThatâs pretty cryptic⊠but interesting. Tell me more.â
âWho are you working for?â
âLie to me again, and crashing into a wall head-on will be the least painful activity of your evening.â
âYou look good. Been working out? You could probably use a little sun. Then again, who am I to talk?â
âNo. Itâs going to be a nightmare.â
âIâm chatty. Itâs part of my charmâ
âYou donât just do that. That has to be practiced. Learned.â
âBut theyâre locked up, like a lot locked up. Maybe we should go for a visit.â
âdo you want me to take it down?â
âNo. This doesnât change anything. It doesnât change anything at all.â
âYouâre so much less fun now. All grown up and in your big-kid pants.â
âStill, better off than their replacement, right?â
âYou gonna do it this time?â
âdo you really think I would go through all that trouble and not make sure you knew it was me?â
âI want this person dead. When I say âdead,â I mean seriously dead. Beaten, broken. Their head mounted-on-my-wall kind of dead!â
âUnderstood. Weâll be taking further precautions at every transaction.â
âYou know what I miss most about running with you? The toys.â
âOkay kiddo, Iâve got to go. But itâs been fun though, right?â
âWell maybe a smidge more fun for me than you, Iâm guessing, since youâre being awful quiet.â
âYou say you want to be better than me, but it wonât happen. Not like thisâ
â Iâm sorry, that seems to imply that YOU organized this little flambĂ©.â
âPlease, I can help you. I know what happened.â
âDo you remember how they where when I found them?â
âDifferent than [name] in so many ways but still full of potential and power.â Â
âBut I knew, even from the beginning, they were dangerous.â
âThen I got hem killed. My partner. My soldier. My fault. I own that. Iâll carry that like everything else.â
âTheyâve taken everything Iâve ever taught them and turned it on me. Itâs a hell of my own making, [name].â
âYou loved them. They know that. It should be enough.â
âYou canât stop crime. Thatâs what you never understood. Iâm controlling it. You wanna rule them by fear, but what do you do with the ones who arenât afraid?â
âIâm doing what you wonât, Iâm taking them out.â
âItâs too late. You had your chance. And Iâm just getting started.â
âYou shattered his collar bone!â
âI didnât think I had to prop up some pillows before I took him out!â
âIâve got a problem and you are absolutely the person who possesses the gifts to take care of that problemâ
âIâm gonna need something to wear.â
âDonât be nervous, kid. But if you keep staring at me like that Iâm gonna cut your eyes out.â
âNo! Donât spoil it, this is better!â â
Iâm the only one whoâs going to get what they want tonight!â
âDonât you just love a happy ending?â
âThat took me two hours. You wanna see what I get done in a whole evening?â
âThis wasnât part of the damn deal, you freak!â
âThis is what itâs all been about.â
âIf you want to stop me, youâre going to have to kill me!â
âThis is turning out even better than Iâd hoped!â
âMaybe theyâre primping.â
âThis is the best day of my life!â