themidnightfarmer:
[pm] facebook marketplace bud!! an absolutely wondrous place!
Woah you saying I’m not absolutely stunning and can pull off a morph suit? I’m offended X)
Sally could use a night out, I will definitely be riding into town. Can’t drive drunk after all! But no one said horseback was in the law….at least I don’t think so? It’s not right?
[pm] facebook really is a cesspool of some weird ass shit. Nah I’m sure you’ll look magnificent in a tight, pink morph suit. White Crest might have to brace itself - they’ve never experience that kind of sexual tension before. I mean...if you were to piggyback on a person that’s sober while you’re drunk, I doubt they’d have any legal right to get you? Why should a horse be different? Unless Sally gets wasted and then runs into shit, I’m pretty sure you’re good. Maybe you can give me a ride too? ha get it ride because horses.














