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themidnightfarmer​:

[pm] facebook marketplace bud!! an absolutely wondrous place!

Woah you saying I’m not absolutely stunning and can pull off a morph suit? I’m offended X)

Sally could use a night out, I will definitely be riding into town. Can’t drive drunk after all! But no one said horseback was in the law….at least I don’t think so? It’s not right?

[pm] facebook really is a cesspool of some weird ass shit. Nah I’m sure you’ll look magnificent in a tight, pink morph suit. White Crest might have to brace itself - they’ve never experience that kind of sexual tension before.  I mean...if you were to piggyback on a person that’s sober while you’re drunk, I doubt they’d have any legal right to get you? Why should a horse be different? Unless Sally gets wasted and then runs into shit, I’m pretty sure you’re good. Maybe you can give me a ride too? ha get it ride because horses. 

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themidnightfarmer​:

[pm] Do you want a hat? I bought a few in preperation.

NO NO THAT’S PERFECT. I take it back, please use tinfoil! 

I was thinking of  a spam hat and maybe wearing all pink underneath? What do you think bud?

[pm] WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT ABOMINATION OF A HAT?! I fucking love it dude.  But wear one of those pink bodysuits, those tight, skin-like things that’s lowkey gonna make people gag? Or report you for indecent exposure, either way, you have to wear one of those. Is there any chance you’ll show up on horseback in that outfit? I’ll pay you actual money if you do. 

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[pm] Theme night in town tonight, what's your schedule like, and what's the weirdest hat you own? :D

[pm] The weirdest hat? I don’t think I own any hat at all but I can put some tinfoil on my head and be one of those crazy conspiracy theorists? To add to the realism: I can also offer you a porn-mustache shave and sideburns to round up the outfit? What are you gonna do??

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detective-keen​:

Anyone has an experience of seeing the same people or event in their dreams? And please spare me discourse on dreams having an hidden meaning or crap like that, I don’t have time for this.

I mean, in all fairness, dreams usually do have meaning but I don’t really believe in the “if your teeth fall out you will experience great loss and shit”. But there’s probably something on your mind, stress or something, that causes these dreams? Do you the people or places in your dreams?

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laylacooke​:

Would anyone be interested in a Jorts 101 class? I could possibly promise light refreshments (no, they won’t be vegan), and a powerpoint presentation. Geeze, it’s gonna be like high school all over again.

...why is there a need for a jorts class? Am I missing something here? Who - why - where is anyone that invested in jorts? So invested there actually needs to be, apparently, a powerpoint presentation? I feel old and out of touch with reality.

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carbrakes-and-stakes hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet “Do you prefer pie or cake?”

What kind of pie were you eating if you think it's /dry/ ?

What kind of pie were you eating to think it’s not dry and a crime against humanity?

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chasseurdeloup​:

That’s still pretty fucking tall. Are you really trying to say that 6ft5 is short? 

Look, I saw a lot of fucking crazy shit tonight and this is starting to top my list. 

Did you get made fun of for being a giant or some shit, is that it? I don’t get it. 

It’s not short per se. But it’s not like there aren’t taller people is what I’m saying.  This is on top of your list of crazy shit? Are you sure you actually saw a lot of fucked up shit tonight then? If a kind of tall dude is topping that list? Maybe this is more of an awakening for you, my friend, that the world isn’t as weird and crazy as you think it may be? ...don’t call me giant, that’s rude and not really the case and no. Yes maybe. It’s complicated and once you’ve paid a ridiculous amount of money for custom made shoes you’ll find it a bit of an inconvenience as well. 

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mor-beck-more-problems​:

Ah, you have heard the bad news. This brings me to my second question: what cruel spirit has tortured you with bad pie? Can I make you a good pie? An amazingly sweet, flaky and buttery-crusted pie?

I think the childhood trauma stems from having to eat dry ass pie until I nearly threw up because that’s how mothers try to show their love even when their baking lacks severe skills. I will, however, never turn down an offer to change my mind. Amazingly sweet, flaky, and buttery-crusted pie sounds like a good time, yet it feels wrong that these terms should ever be associated with anything calling itself pie. Prove me wrong, though.

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nelllraiser​:

That depends, when was the last time you were outside? Honestly, why would you leave a perfectly good couch?

[pm] But do you believe in magic in a young girl’s heart :/ Is this enough of a deflection. But I guess that makes sense. Are you trying to get rid of a neighbor, then?

Depends if you consider getting mail going outside. And honestly, thank you. I’m old and my bones are too tired to keep up with all these younglings outside. [pm] Isn’t everything magic for young girls? I still remember horses being a huge thing when I was young so...god, horse girls and car boys really just went there, huh. I’m not really out for murder or anything if that’s what you think? Why are you talking about murder right now??

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kadavernagh​:

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A pet? No, that’s not a wise decision for me. For several reasons. I think I’ll stick with feeding my boyfriend’s dog peanut butter treats. That’s enough for me. He dances, you know. The dog. Not the boyfriend. Did you just call me Lil Sebastian?

Fish seem to be a good alternative for people that are really busy if that’s an issue? Well, if your boyfriend’s dog dances then why aren’t you performing on the streets with him? And the non-dancing boyfriend..I definitely did not call you Lil Sebastian...maybe I will now. 

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nelllraiser​:

You don’t know restaurant chains other than McDonald’s and Taco Bell? Are you…okay? Confused about…restaurants? Or about the tentacles, lol.

[pm] NAH MAGIC ISN’T REAL. Mmmm, nope, too strong. I mean that depends on if you believe in magic or not, lol.

...I should go outside more often, shouldn’t I? Wow. Really, I get food delivered so I don’t have to actually leave my couch unless I’m forced to. [pm] I mean centuries ago people thought medicine was witchcraft and burned whatever neighbor they wanted to get rid of. So that shit is pretty subjective ?

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chasseurdeloup​:

You’re how tall? Is that a typo? Wait, are you upset about being tall? You know it’s usually the other way around, right? And no complex here just calling it like I see it.

I’m not upset about being tall, I’d hardly even consider that tall. Once you hit 7ft that’s pretty...batshit tall. But everything below that? No big deal, right? Haha. haahaaa love it

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nelllraiser​:

I can’t tell if you actually believe in summoning or not. I mean if you’re into tentacles that’s your prerogative. No shaming here. I’m just saying that Cthulhu is like…the McDonald’s of summoning. No wait, he’s the Taco Bell of summoning. Oversold, and you regret it later. 

[pm] Okay, I can’t tell if you’re actually trying to summon something or not. But I don’t want you to actually try and accidentally hurt yourself.

Well, then go ahead and tell me what’s the...I actually dont know any more exclusive restaurant branches so I’m just leaving it at that. I’m very confused. [pm] I’m not. I’ve never been interested in dipping my hand into these weird things. Not to mention that I have no idea how to do that? Could I even do that?

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bemyfriendplease hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet “What size shoe do you wear?”

Well, you know what they say about people who have a big shoe size...

Yeah, they pay a shitton of money for custom made shoes hence they’re usually broke. 

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dotdotdottie hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet “What size shoe do you wear?”

BOY YOU WEAR SIZE WHAT NOW? Your foot is the size of my goDDAMN FOREARM

Actually, that can’t be the case unless you have the same size feet as me because your forearm is the same length as your feet. So, Ronald McDonald, is that you? 

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chasseurdeloup​:

Sure sounds like the definition of a complex to me. So how short are you?

6ft5 more or less. There’s taller, It’s not like it’s a big thing we have a lot of taller people in the family. Why? Sounds like you have a height complex with all your digging