pretend me.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Everything on earth is either a banana, or not a banana

[commiegoth]

[non-eadem]

[hwic-blog1]

nerd

[potentcombinations]

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

[loversof221b]

dramantis 

[hold-please-thanks]

[iguanamouth]

if u coulf chnge ur name what would u change it to

fourty exclamation points in a row and it is pronounced like a person screaming

[subtubitles]

[realitytvgifs]

[thursday]

[elephantsnever4get]

“There is an odd synchronicity in the way parallel lives veer to touch one another, change direction, and then come close again and again until they connect and hold for whatever it was that fate intended to happen. Ann Rule”

— (via hungrybookwormthoughts)

[sinnamonghoul]

Self care is going into a corn field at night to get abducted by aliens

[sons-of-mrgreengenes]

[just-shower-thoughts]

There could be an alien race out there that only goes poo every thousand years and it made a pit stop on our planet to use the restroom, and all of life on our planet evolved from the bacteria left behind in their feces.

[iamthewitchintown]

A missed opportunity

[ladiesandlemonade]

[k0gaball]

some fuckboy: where’s my hug?

me: 

[oregontocalifornia]

Hahahahhhah

[pinkisbitter]

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

[whitepeopletwitter]

VET?

[huffpost]

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

[verycooltrash-deactivated201505]

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

[fleshbra]

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

[xekstrin]

#i saw a video about how hotdogs are made #PORKCHOP LEFTOVERS OH NOOOOO #??? #get it together people

[geekghoulsmash]

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

[snailchimera]

*quietly facepalms forever*

[pervocracy]

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

[fuck-social-justice-blogs-deact]

Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????

[mrrobotico]

Bless all this