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sometimes your wife is an animated man

eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella

it's rly so cruel that the summer is the worst season bc of the heat there is no way to be physically comfortable for me

#tmi but whatever lmaooooo #i have profuse underboob sweat. bc its just so much overlapping skin. i just sit doing nothing for like 2 mins and its damp #so i am constantly laying on my back flipping my boobs up so they wont be resting on my belly #u know i have probably talked about this before #anyway. it sucks bc its like either do that or wear a bra. also uncomfortable. there is no winning

veryluckyclovers

jenny-holzer

crushcardvirus

have you guys seen this

auberginesdonthavelimbs

[Transcript.

Chef (voiceover): I'm a private chef for a famous billionaire and here's the average meal I cook. I start with chopping some green onions and shredding cabbage, and then I get it into that wok, then I keep chopping some -

Kaiba: Dammit. I lost to him again.

Chef: Oh Mr. Kaiba, welcome home s-

Kaiba: Quiet! Blue Eyes white Dragon nuggies. Now.

Chef: But sir, th-this is the fourth time -

Kaiba: No questions! Just do it.

Chef: *heavy sigh*

End transcript]

parkchanwoohoo

How does this eve-- whatever

dearmouse

Terumi Otaka

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

halondrus

cutecipher

can you put that thing on a leash?

halondrus

ok

crabanarchy

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

crabanarchy

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

emberphoenixisgoingtolivee

phrases of international online friends

"what do YOU guys call it"

"isn't it [insert time here] over there????"

"GO THE FUCK TO BED"

"good morning" (it's 6pm in your timezone)

"do you have/say [thing] over there"

"how's the weather over there?" (probably better than yours)

#I love asking what they call things and also fighting about our calendar formatting

The tv commercials they made to promote the new rollercoasters that were coming to amusement parks back in the day are so iconic 2 me………..

#idrk if they still do that. I should see. I don’t think it will have the same charm tho lol

romanceyourdemons

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

#iykyk….. LOL