[chillxmami]

mood

[mirkawaii]

my drawing, not my idea

[mirkawaii]

You’re as smooth as Tennessee whiskey, you’re as sweet as strawberry wine, you’re as warm as a glass of brandy, and honey, I stay stoned on your love all the time.

Chris Stapleton, “Tennessee Whiskey” (via mirkawaii)

[mirkawaii]

[kevingetem]

get u a shorty w/ resting bitch face that only smiles at u

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[cinerotica-deactivated20190110]

[islandgvddess]

Islandgvddess

[jannienielsenn]

[goldenbuttonsnpearls]

[solounadecepcionmas]

[lesghosts]

[778]

[loadmen]

[mirkawaii]

[xjessrr]

[theminimalisto]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg”