It Be Like That Sometimes

Just gotta do what you gotta do

[kardashy]

“get you a mans who can do both” what? lie AND get my hopes up? 😍😍 

[aidashakur]

“6 months from now I will be in a different situation.”

Speak it into existence.

[foxyj26]

A better situation

[yllwlotus]

A healthier, more peaceful, positive situation.

[cosmic-noir]

An inspiring, confident situation!

[tradgothwillbyers]

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

[parttimepup]

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/

[dogs4ge]

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[inkskinned]

i am sorry that someone out there made you distrust love. that they walked into your life and broke apart the most beautiful feeling there is. that now you don’t trust family, don’t trust friendship. that you live waiting for people to abandon you, that you leave early so they don’t leave you.

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[mjalti]

me, single, dishing out relationship advice

[sunfortune]

via

[lesbianvenom]

pack your bags nerds we’re moving to Antarctica

[sleepysatyr]

the only lgbt friendly continent is a frozen tundra that can barely sustain human life

[lesbianvenom]

penguins can’t be homophobic it’s scientifically impossible

[audarcy]

[girlfig]

It would be so nice to be in an apartment right now with really big open windows and lots of bright light pouring in and and long curtains and the smell of rain floating through it

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

The Millennial generation is so broke we’re romanticizing decent housing.

[starvationxa]

some of u bitches r trying your hardest to stay positive and hopeful despite all the bullshit you’ve been going thru and it really shows and i’m proud of u

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

[rakshar]

your forgiven.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

[mwg-drwg]

Me, when I buy 24 roombas and an amazon alexa

Me: Alexa, unleash the roombas

*24 roombas emerge slowly from under my bed, consuming everything in their path*

[jumex]

[theambassadorposts]

yikes!

[jabletown]

“trans debate” is the newest iteration of such classics as “the Jewish question” and “the Negro problem.” people aren’t debatable

[intoxicatingimmediacy]

people aren’t debatable

[lmaonade]

oh just like real life!

[kwp]

child: *is passionate about absolutely anything*

parent: gotta insult it

[deleated-123-deactivated2021090]

child: *becomes ashamed and embarrassed about the things they’re passionate about and doesn’t share their interests in fear of getting insulted about it*

parent: why aren’t you interested in anything? why don’t tell us anything anymore?

[gothgfs]

some of y’all never spent your formative adolescent years listening to marina and the diamonds and it shows

[queenoftherebels-deactivated202]

*When you’ve been around straight people for too long*