It's Only A Paper Moon

Paige. 24. Nursing Student. Rower. Dancer. Psych and Soc. Music Lover. Vintage addict.

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[sexysalomonandthecurtainchild]

This is exactly how physics does not work.

[toonbitz]

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

[wentworthsbitch]

IM FUAKCING DYING I CANNTO DO THIS IM CRYING TEARS. REAL TEARS.

[valtsv]

admit it, we’ve all fantasised about slow-dancing in the kitchen barefoot in our pyjamas at 2am in the arms of someone we love while old romantic jazz songs play softly on the radio

[averruncusho]

[everythingfox]

“When your human comes to pick you up from doggy daycare”

(Source)

[thechosenjuan]

honestly a good partner isn’t necessarily someone who loves the exact same things you love but rather someone who is willing to listen to you ramble on and on about a particular subject that you’re passionate about even if they have little to no interest in it

[blackholeassshole]

this is so important

[cloudcuckoolander527]

All I can think of is this…

And on the flip-side

[midwesternlikeope]

Passion, love it when people have passion. I don’t care what your passion is, but if you’re putting effort into something, aiming for a certain goal/interest, that’s beautiful

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

There’s… nothing to say.

[acapelladitty]

I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack

[hufflepuff-spidey]

One time my Spanish 2 teacher was like “I dont have a lesson today. We’re watching Tarzan” and put it in the VHS (This was 2010). We [sophomores - seniors, I was a junior] were super excited. The movie starts and my friend and I look at each other and say at the same time “IS PHIL COLLINS SINGING IN SPANISH?!” I went home that night and found out Phil Collins sang the songs in the English, Italian, German, Spanish, and French versions of the film. Mind blown.

[katniss-everbeans-deactivated20]

He did not have to go that HORD but Phil did it for us

[captain-athos]

https://youtu.be/6OBIKXAfFLQ

Here’s a compilation, for anyone interested

[beardedchrisevans]

[samdashh-deactivated20210615]

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[bodegabae]

i know i’m cute but you can remind me

[tastefullyoffensive]

He’s innocent!

[bi-baudelaires]

I’ve figured it out guys- the way to get a happy ending in Bandersnatch is to just fucking turn off Netflix directly before you have to choose between the sugar puffs and the frosties and you just pretend that everything’s fine

[catchymemes]

Doggo Halloween costumes have peaked

[stucklikeglu-deactivated2021112]

wait

[cerullos]

susan is EVERYTHING

[thecouchwitch]

When I was a child I thought Susan was needlessly mean to Ross. Then as I got older I realized Ross was an asshat and Susan was the only one on the show that could see it.

[africanaquarian]

the thing about being an adult is every time you turn around some shit gotta be “renewed”. tags. licenses. passports. like i’m the same bitch doing the same shit

[galtx]

Whipped cream, anyone?

[anarchapella]

Almost enough dogs

[professorspork]

#SO MANY POLITE HORSES AND ONE POLITE PUPPER