Chronicles of Woe

Well, I'm Tom. 26 years old. Metal-head, Aspiring author, Lord of The Rings, Blast Fiend, bibliophile, audiophile. The fucking world is an ugly place, but I will die with a smile on my face.

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[thatshadowintheuniverse]

Middle-earth shots of the week

[lilwetbaby-deactivated20240928]

r u flirting with me through likes and reblogs 🤨🤨🤨🤨

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[theconcealedweapon]

The assholes openly admit it. The whole point of college is to enforce the hierarchy. When those who were supposed to be low on the hierarchy started going to college, the assholes get angry and want to make them suffer for challenging the hierarchy.

[pipermintz-deactivated20260402]

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

[eternalfarnham]

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

[unclefather]

[mattressblowoutsale]

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

[sci-the-superb]

CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?

[dreamingofbabylon]

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

[socialmediapeasant]

Grilled cheese!!!!

[dreamingofbabylon]

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

[socialmediapeasant]

Tonight we dine like kings

[foointerrupted]

This is still my favorite post on this whole site

[emotions-oper9r-deactivated2021]

I’m here for the fossilized tomato

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[neptuniumochi]

nope.

it's closer to "the poor dont want to be exploited"

[lestatfag]

STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[thatskah]

I miss when tumblr didn’t have ads

[gondorunsessizbahcesi]

Intimate shadows.

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