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Orianrise’s side blog! The place where I reblog stuff. Mostly miscellaneous + text posts.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[togidemicomics]

I AM A THOUSAND TONS. I AM AN INCONVENIENCE. I CAN HEAR YOUR LEG BONES FRACTURE UNDER MY TRAGIC BOTTOM. SOMEONE ASSASSINATE ME

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[women-respector]

This is what college is like

[zevveli]

I am simultaneously both of these people.

[lordmeowdemort]

I need the namr of the song asap fam

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED THE NAME

[dreamingpartone]

daemons of hdm: a handy guide

[keepingupwithlinmanuel]

His Dark Materials - SDCC Trailer

[ruinedchildhood]

Cats (2019) dir. Tom Hooper

[tarynel]

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

[1000watttwat]

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

[grandpaq]

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

[sociallyawkward18]

The perfect use of this damn gif 😂😂😂😂

[cityelf]

I invite my closest friends and family to a gender reveal party, but when I open the box with maniacal flourish instead of pink or blue balloons, a television screen is revealed.

I dim the lights remotely as we hear Cate Blanchett say, “The world is changed. I feel it in the water.”

Too late, they realise.

The pregnancy? A scam.

The Lord of the Rings editions? Extended.

The doors? Locked.

[unown]

ppl knock at my front door like I’m gonna open it

[adornedacorn]

This might be the best thing I’ve ever seen

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cult-hopper]

PSA

Far From Home spoilers in post

If you're psychotic, on the schizo spectrum, or struggle w paranoia please be advised that spider man far from home is hella triggering

There are several scenes in which characters are in hyperrealistic simulations that they're unaware of, being tricked, having their loved ones and reality replaced with indistinguishable replicas, and a lot of other stuff along those lines. The whole movie has themes of illusions and reality control.

[cult-hopper]

Reblog this if you can, your paranoid followers will thank you

[just-shower-thoughts]

The 2010s will be over in six months.

[deadlyniightshaade]

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

the only adjectives in the english language:

1. tender

2. feral

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

3. horny

[tearlessrain]

for your consideration

[birdtypegirl]

[conquered-gnomes]

Why is Jesus Feral

[birdtypegirl]

- Killed a tree because he was angry that it didn’t give him fruit when it wasn’t fruit season

- Destroyed a bunch of tables and chased the owners with a whip

- Blew up and then acted like he didn’t know nobody (Mark 3:33)

- Yelled at his followers for interrupting his nap to let him know their boat was about to sink

- Healed a blind man by spitting on him

- Explicitly ordered his followers to steal a donkey for him

And that’s just the highlights from Mark.

[muchymozzarella]

“Why is Jesus feral”

*me, having read the bible* um the boi he wild 

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

The Christian celebrities are with us. The secular celebrities are with us. We cannot be stopped.

[me-and-my-dumbass]

we have mother fucking john wick, chuck norris, the tooth fairy, and the lorax  ya’ll dont stand a fuckin chance

[me-and-my-dumbass]

we also got an iron man

[indiiglow]

What is happening.

[baw6sixteen]

also

[kouichikimura]

I love these idiots

[littlealienproducts]

Knife Crow Pin by Sabtastic