The Rules: A Guide To Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse

Zombies. They're coming. For YOU. But I'm here to educate you, via The Rules: A Guide To Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse. http://bit.ly/10AYwg0. The more prepared you are, the more likely you'll survive. ...Or zombies may not come. Either way, The Rules is a fun read. On Paperback: http://bit.ly/10AYwg0. On Kindle: http://amzn.com/B0095TG0VK And on iTunes: https://itun.es/i6xn4JW

[madame-helen]

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

Lordy, it's real:

It’s Time To Start Trusting Video Game Reviewers

Let's face it, game reviewers know what they're talking about

Thankfully, they're getting universally hammered in the comments:

[thrown-away-opinions]

Second Wind, made up of all the Escapist contributors who mass-quit last year and started their own youtube thing, pushed a similar narrative with identical talking points just a couple days ago. "Journos beat games pre-patch, alone, without guides, in a smaller amount of time, so no one should be allowed to criticize them for having shitty takes and engaging in petty activism because they were kinda right one or two times!" which is just pathetic cope and it's even more pathetic that it took them this long to come up with this defense.

[gamer2002]

Journalists demonstrate that they are unbiased by suspending the editor who has said that they are biased

[gamergate-news]

Well, it looks like it's "Gamers are Dead" all over again. What's this, the third or fourth time?

[originalmoney]

Does anyone actually respect anything EA says these days?

[new-bitch-who-dis]

Uhhhh..... heads up Amazon device users, I guess????

[new-bitch-who-dis]

Heres how to turn it off btw:

1. Open your devices Alexa app

2. Go to settings

3. Select "Account Settings"

4. Select "Amazon Sidewalk"

5. Turn it off

[afloweroutofstone]

If you own an Alexa, Echo, or any other Amazon device, you can fix all of the problems with it by smashing it with a hammer and burning the remains

[originalmoney]

Everyone needs to see this. Pass it on.

[pocketgameboy]

I could use some 💪 luck

[keiths-dolls]

look at him!

[cordyceps-sapiens]

We want to luck 💪💪 you up

[gamergate-news]

Activists create "No Pixels for Fascists" campaign, maligning gamers and YouTubers as fascist enablers

The campaign is supported by EA and others.

[originalmoney]

Considering how liberally people throw the term “fascist” around, I have very little trust in an campaign like this.

[lumpyjuice]

[marauniverse]

“Gamers today” you mean gaming “journalists”? The type of people that hate games and the gamer community but insist to speak on their behalf like they were elected representatives

[originalmoney]

The first step in adapting to a zombie apocalypse is understanding what it is you're getting into.

You're gonna be walking into a world where death will be around every corner, everyday. It will be harsh, it will be brutal, it will be unforgiving.

Any mistake could be your last, and your life will now be something more akin to an animal's: Constantly having to search for food, water, and shelter from the elements and the dead.

It might help you out to learn how to do long-term camping, along with hunting, and fishing, because...that's kind of what your life is likely to be like once the apocalypse hits.

The sooner you know what you're getting into, the sooner you can be ready for it.

Follow…THE RULES. On Paperback: http://bit.ly/10AYwg0. At Amazon: https://amzn.to/2Oni6uz And on iTunes: https://itun.es/i6xn4JW

P.S.: Don’t forget to reblog!

[originalmoney]

The Walking Dead, Survival Rule Of The Week: Become adaptable

The current villains on The Walking Dead, The Whisperers, are nothing if not adaptable, and, to survive a zombie apocalypse, that what you NEED to become. ...

Survival is all about adaptation.

The animal that adapts to its environment does better.

In this week's The Walking Dead, Survival Rule Of The Week, we learn that, to survive the zombie apocalypse, you have to be adaptable.

[originalmoney]

As important as it is to face your fears in a zombie apocalypse, doing so doesn't mean jumping into some half-assed attack against zombies or hostiles, that's just stupid, and will get you killed.

To do it right, sometimes, it takes time; You're not gonna get an army of highly trained soldiers to help you fight with just a snap of your fingers, it can take months.

You see, sometimes, the hardest thing to do, the thing we may want to do the least, is nothing, but, that's the point: It's better to do nothing sometimes, than make a stupid mistake.

Follow…THE RULES. On Paperback: http://bit.ly/10AYwg0. At Amazon: https://amzn.to/2Oni6uz And on iTunes: https://itun.es/i6xn4JW

P.S.: Don’t forget to reblog!

[originalmoney]

Being afraid of things in a zombie apocalypse has deeper consequences than you realize.

Take hostiles for example. Hostiles you'll encounter in the apocalypse will rely on your fear, it will make them stronger, because, if you're unwilling to stand up them, you're basically guaranteeing compliance with whatever they want while they take zero risk to get it.

Basically, by giving in to your fear, you're doing half their work for them.

You have to face your fears, lest they be your undoing.

Follow…THE RULES. On Paperback: http://bit.ly/10AYwg0. At Amazon: https://amzn.to/2Oni6uz And on iTunes: https://itun.es/i6xn4JW 

P.S.: Don’t forget to reblog!

[originalmoney]

Everyone's afraid of something, and, in a zombie apocalypse, there's a lot to be afraid of. But, you can't run from your problems.

Sure, you can get out of an area that has lots of zombies or hostiles, but, even if you go to an island, eventually, either zombies or hostiles or both will come to you.

Whether we like it or not, the only way to deal with what we're afraid of...is to face it. If you don't, that fear will chase you forever.

Follow…THE RULES. On Paperback: http://bit.ly/10AYwg0. At Amazon: https://amzn.to/2Oni6uz And on iTunes: https://itun.es/i6xn4JW

[originalmoney]

There's all sorts of things that we won't do because they're disgusting to us in some way, but, "disgust" is something of a luxury we can't afford in a zombie apocalypse.

Don't like eating old canned food? Too bad! That might be the only food for miles.

Get grossed out by having to kill a shambling rotting corpse? Too bad! If said shambling rotting corpse is about to eat your face, you damn sure better deal with it, lest it SUCCEED in eating your face.

The lesson for today? a zombie apocalypse, you can’t be squeamish.

Follow…THE RULES. On Paperback: http://bit.ly/10AYwg0. At Amazon: https://amzn.to/2Oni6uz And on iTunes: https://itun.es/i6xn4JW

[originalmoney]

We always have to do things we don’t like to do or want to do, that's life.

However, in a zombie apocalypse, it literally is your life.

Who wants to be running all day being chased by zombies? Nobody. Who wants to have legit life-or-death battles with strangers for old cans of food? Nobody.

But, if you want to survive, you may have to do those things!

The world doesn't care what you want or don't want, what you like or don't like, doubly so in a zombie apocalypse.

If you want to survive, you gotta do what you gotta do.

[originalmoney]

The Walking Dead, Survival Rule Of The Week: You gotta do what you gotta do

One thing was clear in the newest episode of The Walking Dead: You gotta do what you gotta do to survive, even if that means doing things you don't WANT to...

We all have things we don't want to do. But, in this week's The Walking Dead, Survival Rule Of The Week, we grapple with the fact that, whether we like it or not, in a zombie apocalypse, we gotta do what we gotta do.

[originalmoney]

The Walking Dead Villains: Who’s The Worst? Part 9

The Walking Dead is never without at least one despicable character, but, of those we saw last season, who was irredeemable? Who was THE WORST? In season 9...

Before we get started on a new season of The Walking Dead, I wanted to ask this question: Of all the villains we encountered last season...Who's the most despicable?

The Most irredeemable?

Who is THE WORST?

[originalmoney]

I can't tell what to do in a zombie apocalypse when things go wrong because, obviously, every situation is different. But, I can tell you what not to do: Panic.

Rest assured, however bad your situation may be when things go south on you, panicking will always make them worse. Guaranteed.

The simple fact is: When things go wrong, you need to think clearly and rationally to either find a solution or find an exit, and, if you're panicking...you can't do that.

Panicking causes you to get confused, and rushed, neither of which are conducive to clear and rational thought, and can cause you to make mistakes, making things even worse. When things go bad, stay calm, and do not panic.

Follow…THE RULES. On Paperback: http://bit.ly/10AYwg0. At Amazon: https://amzn.to/2Oni6uz And on iTunes: https://itun.es/i6xn4JW