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Why is it that the 8th year Ivy's seem to be snatching all the good looking boys around campus?

Uhm hello? The Ivy’s are hotties. Duh. I mean have you looked at them?! Even the younger ones are scoring the attractive men we have around here. The rest of the girls need to step up their damn game!

Also those girls get what they want when they want. The word ‘no’ isn’t in their vocabulary unless they’re the ones using it. Now. Someone give me a list of who they’ve seen hooking up. Come on. I only have so many eyes.

~The Gossip Witch

#ivy #answered

You're all so boring.

Really. Can we pick things up? I want some real gossip. Where the hell are my sources?

I don't believe it's Druella that slipped Noah a love potion, I have a feeling it's the other way around from what I've heard.

Really? Because I heard that Noah isn't that good at potions. And that shit is hard. I mean I don't doubt his abilities but come on. If it's a potion it's gotta be Druella. She's the Queen. That's extremely established and that's not even gossip. Have you seen that girl brew? Sweet mother of Merlin. It's fucking art.

I'm kind of jealous. Her hair even stays fabulous while she brews. Mine can't take the damn humidity. Get's all frizzy and shit. Merlin dammit. I hate being jealous of a girl who's hair is so big because it's full of secrets.

~The Gossip Witch

I heard that Druella and Xander went on a murder spree a while ago and killed some little girl! Where are the Teachers??

Is this any kind of surprise to you? Doom and Gloom probably do this shit in their sleep. I mean really. These two are a match made in heaven. *cough* step off Noah, Druella *cough* Or should I say Hell? They are solid soulmates from Hell.

~The Gossip Witch

Alexis and Parker are getting really cozy together. Does Salem have its first ever Lesbian couple?

No this does not mean Salem has it’s first lesbian couple. Alexis and Anastasia are a couple dumb shit.

Also you two adorable little lezzies should know your anniversary is coming up. I heard from my sources you guys got down and official on Halloween last year. I mean they could be wrong. But you know, I think you two are adorbs and I ship it. I ship it hard.

~The Gossip Witch

#alexis #anya #parker #ivy #lotus

So, I heard through the grapevine, that both Noah and Druella snuck down to the lake after hour for some 'chit-chat', thoughts?

DID ANYONE SEE ANYTHING?! DID SHE KILL HIM?! WHAT HAPPENED?!

Inquiring minds would like to know. I mean I’ve had my eyes on that boy for a while now and if Druella is attempting to slaughter him or take him off the market I’m going to be angry.

But if this is a real thing she is one lucky girl and Noah has lost his damn mind.

OH MY MERLIN. She’s got him under a love potion! That has to be it. That’s all that could make any kind of sense. Yep. That’s what happened. She’s feeding him love potions when he’s not looking.

BUT I NEED TO KNOW. Like right now. Need to know.

So get me those details NOW. But you know. Hit up my owl. Not me. Do not try to figure that out.

~The Gossip Witch.

#druella #noah #ivy #lotus

Eliza and Jack just need to fuck each other and get over it...

But isn’t Jack still all worked up over that one blond chick he was banging once upon a time? And it’s Eliza a total loser? Jack’s hot. She’s not. Simple rules of this school. Get your heads in the game and stick to the status quo.

#jack #eliza #ivy #lotus

So Trevor and Parker just started making out... thoughts?

My thoughts on the matter;

Parker is high as fuck.

Trevor has to be equally as high, especially since Parker. Ew.

Really. That’s it. They’re both stoners who can get anyone else.

~The extremely bored Gossip Witch

#trevor #lily #parker #lotus

Can I get some serious gossip tonight? I'm sick of the bullshit you've been sending me.

What do you think about Jennifer? She acts like she's all that. But she's not. She's just as weak as Amelia is.

EXCUSE ME?! You’re fucking joking. Amelia is anything but weak. Girl got game. Game that this gossipy witch is jealous of.

As for Jennifer, who cares? She’s entirely irrelevant. I mean, she has some game, but not much.

~The Gossip Witch

#amelia #ivy #jennifer #iris #answered

Somebody needs to tell Jack that he isn't nearly as intimidating as he thinks he is. He reminds me a scared little puppy; he's terrified but doesn't show and just barks at everybody, and everything that moves.

AGAIN. THIS IS NOT GOSSIP. THIS IS AN OPINION. BUT SINCE YOU ALL SUCK.

Really though. Jack. Honey. You’re adorable how badass you think you are with your cigs and your facial hair. Seriously. It’s cute.

As to whomever wrote this. Please come up with better gossip. PLEASE.

~The Gossip Witch

#jack #ivy #answered

Does Trevor even go here?

Who?

~The Gossip Witch

#trevor #lily

Am I the only one who thinks that Cara and Samuel would be so cute together?? Though Samuel may not be able to stay in a relationship for long. He seems like he just breaks hearts. I wonder how Cara would handle the heart ache?

Until it actually happens I don’t care. GOOD MERLIN. None of this is a real thing. So why would you be telling me this? This is not gossip. This is stupidity. If Samuel and Cara do date and break up tell me then. So I can enjoy the misery.

I do love the after affects of a good break up. Someone tear Dominique and Isaac. I want to see tears.

~The Gossip Witch

#samuel #cara #dominique #isaac #ivy #iris #lilly #answered

So Eliza and Sam seem to be getting close... thoughts...

But so do Eliza and Jack! Am I suppose to have thoughts on this? Keeping up with that girl is like trying to count how many drinks Parker has in a day.

Impossible, improbable, and pointless.

~The Gossip Witch

#samuel #eliza #jack #lotus #ivy #iris #answered

Honestly I don't know what's happening to this entire school. It's so obvious that the seventh year Ivys rule Salem.

Of course they do. It’s obvious. Where have you been? Of course I’d say the Eighth Years are where it’s at. They are the most good looking year, from the most important and amazing fellowship, full of a lot of powerful people. So of course they would rule the school. Now if other fellowships and years want to step up and try to rule the school then…

~The Gossip Witch.

#ivy #answered

Elizabeth seems so fake. I wouldn't be surprised to find her all alone crying in the girls bathroom.

She probably is. After all, she is Samuel’s sister. Lord knows what it’s like to grow up in the shadow of that boy. It’s okay Elizabeth, no one likes you. I’m sure, some day in the far future, you will find someone to make you feel not alone. As far as being fake, it’s the hair. There’s no way that shit is real. Look at it. It’s probably died with the blood of First Years or dead puppies. Or both. Most likely both.