[mormonfacts-deactivated20190208]

[kittykik-deactivated20210919]

Wanna do bad things to u but good things for u.

[forgottenblogger-deactivated202]

can’t seem to do either

[s]

someone: *driving next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed*

me: don’t make it weird

[ruinedchildhood]

[gothicprep]

that boy you just called a krusty krab? his name is patrick

[weevildead]

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

[gothicprep]

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

[luthienne]

“I make my bed every morning. / I don’t know where to start / so I start with the bed. / Then I fall to my knees against it.”

— Katie Ford, If You Have To Go: Poems; “The Addresses”

[reactionfaces]

[latenights]

i think it’s cute when someone texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like that mean the world to me

[onlytwitterpics]

[molluscappreciator-deactivated2]

[rianphin]

I think I just saw the smallest living baby…. They were like 3 iPhones long 1 iPhone wide

[theboystheyloveme-deactivated20]

iphone 5 or 6

[rianphin]

6 with a case on it

[pissogyny-deactivated20131228]

a lady in the streets but asleep in the bed

[ladyjadey]

[chainsawpunk]

wow she really can play any role

[mendel]

[huffylemon]

RIP yahoo answers