ORPIMENT

[18+] horatio • 1993 • aegosexual • gore / eroguro / medical / misc nsfw • evil hux enjoyer

[mattys-marbles]

matt johnson really thought i don't exist. that i wouldn't go through every old interview and find each instance of him being unguarded and hungry and objectify the fuck out of his 40 year old ass

[mattys-marbles]

don't follow us !!

[sinnykitt]

prototype

[sinnykitt]

[cazyhazemave]

[magnus-ohpuss]

what I sent to myself at 1:30am the other night

[rickyapologist]

matt johnson would have been a likely candidate for one of the rare male lobotomies performed in the late 40's-early 50's and jay would have been on heavy tranquillizers. in this way they are both like mentally ill housewives to me thanks for understanding

[kingofallgirls]

Be My Bird: A Film for Jay is a very real AU in my head that I don't know how to talk about

[rickyapologist]

how jay looks at matt after he just graphically mimed the act of carving someone straight down the middle with a butcher knife btw

[cazyhazemave]

combining 'a star is porn' jay and 'sp1ce it up 2018' matt to create something nefarious

bonus (nsfw)

[cazyhazemave]

[cazyhazemave]

[crunchy1313]

whoops! mattjay

good boys get treats. Or something

[homotron3000]

Did you know there’s an actual lost episode of the Nirvanna the Band The Show webseries where Matt and Jay have to chop up and deposit of a bunch of corpses. And Matt keeps telling Jay that this will be the plan that gets them a show at the Rivoli but never says how. The VFX were super good though. Very realistic for their budget. Weird there’s no evidence of its existence…

(the concept of NTB lost episode creepypasta. It’s like cupcakes.)

[guffaw-art]

“Do I look like your bandmate?”

[orpiment]

whoever wrote that fic about jay being haunted and held captive by matt, i want you to know you are extremely goated thanks

[bestfri3ndrice]

chat be honest am i cooked if I think it's so hot and sexy when Matt is manipulative