[xtragh0stywizard-deactivated201]

me:stands up

my blood vessels: what the

FUCK

did you just do

[sloaners]

It’s not cheating if it’s an exercise in futility 

GSBO Comics|Ko-fi

[beaujes]

ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever

[beaujes]

who you gunna call? no one i have anxiety

[ofcarnivora]

Bakemono no Ko (2015)

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

[janefondasmugshot-deactivated20]

i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly

[surfacage]

homph

[mulanxiaojie]

Modern Mulan sketches by Elena

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re a regular office worker born with the ability to “see” how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.

[captain-acab]

You decide it’s best to find out what you can about this person. Cautiously, you approach his desk. He’s a handsome man, tall, but with a disarming smile. How could such a friendly guy with such cute, dorky glasses be dangerous?

You extend your hand. “I noticed you’re new here. What’s your name?”

He shakes your hand warmly. His gaze is piercing, as if he’s looking right through you. “The name’s Clark,” he says. “So, how long have you worked for the Daily Planet?”

[misscrazyfangirl321]

This one wins.

[janothar]

It’s been a few weeks, and one of Clark’s friends shows up.  She’s pretty and all, enough muscle that she must work out.  First thought would be that she should be maybe a 6.

Clark’s introducing her around.  “This is my good friend, Diana, she’s in from out of town.”

You blink, and take a step back in fear.  You’ve never seen an 11 before.

[captainlordauditor]

OMG

[shakarian-dawn]

I’m just going to leave this here…

[literaryglamour]

[sachinteng]

Dragon Age Knight Errant #5 for Dark Horse

Ayyy, who remembers Sebastian from DA2? Yellow Dafodil’s are actually a metaphor for Chivalry. The kiss however also comes with thorns~

Another bittersweet conclusion! This is the last cover for Knight Errant’s five issue series. All five issues are out now so check it out if you haven’t already. Thanks as always to AD Dave Marshall!

I always enjoy making these, I’ll cross my fingers for more DA art. Hopefully this isn’t the end! 

[ramenuzumaki]

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

what a vicious attack

[dashaibo]

Cats are actually really good at understanding kittens’ limits.

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

sorry i can’t relate to mean people. i can understand not being openly friendly but how can you go out of your way to actively be so mean….on purpose….for fun….aren’t u exhausted …

[dymx]

♪♫♬♥

[dymx]

Never thought I’d finish this.. I forgot all about it

[orsomethingblue]

@becomingcomely look at this perfect piece of art

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

when your clothes order arrives and everything looks great and you don’t have to return anything