Orson Fellstone

[cannibalchicken]

[cahootings]

I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time

[ego--x]

I -

[aquariumpacific]

How we weigh an octopus!

[indigobluerose]

put the octopus in the basket

put the octopus in the basket

put the octopus in the basket

weigh the bas--

put the octopus in the basket

weigh the basket

put the octopus in the water

treat!

[orsonfellstone]

Over 22 years of life and I'm still processing the trauma of being born.

[giggibaloggio]

a sign that you might be a bunny

[cannibalchicken]

[queerstudiesnatural]

some of my favourite sign fails <3

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[charlesoberonn]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[lyrae-art]

stylin’

[twt post]

[sourloverboi]

[charlesoberonn]

Censorship Georg

[escuerzoresucitado]

[orsonfellstone]

I'm not sure if I can agree with Pinkie Pie here.

[orsonfellstone]

[orsonfellstone]

The duality of man.

[orsonfellstone]

No it fuckin didn't.

[leftoversalad]