Bathsheba would like to know what David would prefer, being knocked out with a punch, or losing his dick. His choice.
ââŠ..â
âNeither.â

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Bathsheba would like to know what David would prefer, being knocked out with a punch, or losing his dick. His choice.
ââŠ..â
âNeither.â
orthodoxdeity replied to your post: //silently sympathizes with all burned andâŠ
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is it hickory smoked or�
We can make multiple flavors and have a variety!
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âMy son just doesnât understand. Barbecuing your friends is a great family tradition!â
âSo is being an eyebrowless jerk, but we see I didnât follow that tradition either.âÂ
âNow, now, son. I know itâs hard not being as handsome as I am, but thereâs no need to take it out on your poor pops!â
@perishedqueens
Iâm going through the Alma Torran arc, so I can try and make some icons for you, if you want. Since Iâm making some mun icons for there anyway.
I mean, I certainly wouldnât mind since itâs a pain in the ass to make icons from my phone, but I also gotta kinda go through the Alma Torran arc anyway since I wanted to do a David character analysis on my main blog⊠So Iâd really appreciate if youâd want to, I certainly wouldnât complain xD
Although I tend to make an icon out of literally every panel⊠XD I even have a few icons of Davidâs fist lmao
Ah... But I also got a filter on my phone for the color scheme of my icons, and I like them to match OTL
I need a computer
âMy son just doesnât understand. Barbecuing your friends is a great family tradition!â
@perishedqueens
I'm going through the Alma Torran arc, so I can try and make some icons for you, if you want. Since I'm making some mun icons for there anyway.
I mean, I certainly wouldnât mind since itâs a pain in the ass to make icons from my phone, but I also gotta kinda go through the Alma Torran arc anyway since I wanted to do a David character analysis on my main blog... So Iâd really appreciate if youâd want to, I certainly wouldnât complain xD
Although I tend to make an icon out of literally every panel... XD I even have a few icons of Davidâs fist lmao
Bathsheba is so glad Solomon took after her, or else it would take miracle to save the family line from those non-existent eyebrows, and large forehead.
âExcuse you, but they never would have grown up as handsome as they did if it werenât for my genes! I grew into my non-existent eyebrows and overly large forehead!â
Secretly he is upset.
Gently sets a mug with "world's okayest grandpa" written clearly on the ceramic in front of him with a content grin.
David looks at the mug in surprise for several moments. A gift from his grandson? Now this was an unexpected surprise.
A moment after, however, his ego got to him, and he grinned proudly. âWhy, I knew that you would come around. Of course Iâm the Worldâs #1 Okayest Granpa.â
how tall is David?
David is actually a decently tall man, reaching well above the average height. He comes to about 6âČ5âł (199.53 cms). Of course, there are plenty of people (and creatures) that tower over him.
I'll get to asks and replies in like, 25 minutes. Heading into work in a sec~
I should probably finish making David's icons.... So I can actually use them occasionally... But.... I'm so lazy-
@orthodoxdeity Wtf is this? Who let this young boy out?
"Aren't I cute-" Never any eyebrows. Ever.
"David, what do you think I should do? I don't want to marry him, I really don't."
The answer is simple: don't marry him! If anyone has a problem with it they can come talk to me! You shouldn't do something if it makes you unhappy... Besides, you could find someone way better than that man.
She giggled, covering her mouth with her spare hand. Enjoying his distress, along with the faces he made. He was seemed so cute, so amazing in her eyes. Even though she would never admit it, not even to herself. But it was obvious to most. Her mood would change depending on him. If he was angry, so was she. If he was happy, she was too. When they had gone a while without seeing each other, she grew bitter, snapping at everyone. Bathsheba was affected by him, no amount of denying it could change that.
âHere, are going to take it or not,â Bathsheba said, pushing the flower crown into his face. Moving her head completely, she avoided even facing him. The blush she had once suppressed had resurfaced. Though by the looks of it, he didnât know the meanings. Bringing Bathsheba, a sense of relief.
While she did love him, she was still engaged. An arranged engagement to Uriah, that disgusting Oldman. Which is why the yellow tulip sat there, symbolising the fact he would never love her back, and the fact she was tied to another. She wanted nothing more than to stay by Davids side, but she knew better. Bathsheba would be forced to marry the other man, forced to have his children, dying not long after, at a considerably young age.
Oh, how exciting her life would be.
David was, unfortunately, oblivious to it as well. The fact she liked himâŠ. If he had known, what would he have done? Perhaps he actually did know and was just in denial. They couldnât be together, right? Not unless something happened to that old man. He had to admit, on more than one occasion did he ponderâŠ. Taking âcareâ of him⊠Was he plotting murder? Okay, no, but it was a very tempting thought. The second he laid hands on her-
He blinked when the crown was in his face, but he carefully took it in his hands as if it were the most delicate thing he had ever touched. It was, kinda. Since she made it. He didnât want to mess it up. He turned the crown in his hands a few times, admiring how well she put it together before he suddenly placed it on his head with a smile. Perhaps later heâd do some research into what the flowers meant.
âSo, how do I look? Charming? Like royalty?â he teased, grinning once more.
If anyone is on discord and would like mine btw, feel free to let me know~