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good mooorning it's turkish coffee and a poll for my oomfs time pls answer i'm really curious (and sorry for being so eurocentric dhshjssj)
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I'm European ofc I know who Valentino Rossi is
I'm European idk who Valentino Rossi is
I'm not European ofc I know who Valentino Rossi is
I'm not European idk who Valentino Rossi is
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bez making sure marc is comfortable and softly asking him how he's doing in the sprint car video....
MISTER "IF I, WEAK AND BROKEN AS I AM, AM IN YOUR PODIUM TALKS THAT MEANS THERE'S SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH EVERYONE ELSE"
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE HE ISSSSSSS
good mooorning it's turkish coffee and a poll for my oomfs time pls answer i'm really curious (and sorry for being so eurocentric dhshjssj)
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I'm European ofc I know who Valentino Rossi is
I'm European idk who Valentino Rossi is
I'm not European ofc I know who Valentino Rossi is
I'm not European idk who Valentino Rossi is
Something fifth/I just want to click here
Hi! I have been thinking about Marc and the ways he expresses his anger... giving the cold shoulder... the silent treatment if you will (he will speak ABOUT vale but not TO vale let alone WITH vale)... need your input please....
hmm good question.... this got. STUPID long sorry
uhhh marc is, in general, good at keeping his (negative) emotions in check. like i think marc loooooves to think of himself on track as a mature, controlled, and rational dude. above distraction. a killer. a cyborg. idk his dad has talked about how he doesnt really complain much about injury and there's also allll these stories about what a mature kid he was... so i think that when he was young - ESPECIALLY in a racing sense because he was so much younger than most of the people he was competing against - he internalized that in order to do all the stuff he wants to do racing-wise, he reallyyyy has to keep a level head and not well. act his age! and i think that extends to a lot of how he manages his emotions today (at least in a public setting). even in places where im pretty sure hes PISSED (sepang. phillip island 2013.) he just kind of. visibly contains himself. not a confrontational dude in the outright sense he'll clench his jaw and try to work through it.
which is part of what makes his valentino-oriented crazy so interesting. bc people were noticing that marc in 2015 was kind of. being weird. as his and valentino's relationship deteriorated. like they were both outwardly very much like we can keep it on track :) until the big fallout towards the end of the year but uhhhh. well marc has said that vale started pulling back in september of 2014 like he was noticing SOMETHING, and they clashed on track A LOT in 2015, and i think marc sensed vale cooling on him and freaked a lil. hashtag neurotic 22 year old moments. he is my favorite crazy ex girlfriend. like usually he IS good at separating that stuff out and managing his emotions in the racing sense but in assen that year when vale overtook him off track after they made contact he raised a BIG stink with race direction and actually had some uh. not especially chill quotes about it. (it should be noted marc was also flopping for the first time in his motogp career. like in his brain he stopped winning AND vale stopped talking to him he was goin through it) adn all the reporters noticed too they were like. why werent you sucking and fucking in parc ferme. like vale's left turn wrt to spaniard sabotage comes outta nowhere but people WERE noticing that things were changing. i bet marc noticed too. BUT they are not the type of people to talk about these things so they keep it to vague flirting in presscons and escalating on-track tension slash proxy wars waged in race-direction contexts... liek truly you are 22 you are not going to keep your championship title and your hot sports idol bestie is no longer flirting with you on twitter and you COULD just talk to him about that but you'd rather DIE so youre going to ask honda to back you up to race direction about your last race where you DEFINITELY lost bc winning is the ONLY thing thatll make you feel better. even though thatll help convince your hot sports idol that you are engaging in a benedict arnold level betrayal scheme against him. an insane time to be marc marquez. 2015 really kind of is a study on how both of them handle losing: NOT WELL.
and then the thing about sepang is that then the lid is blown clean off and marc spends the ENTIRE race being annoying on purposeeeee. hes so fucking pissed and hurt at valentino that he decides to get under his skin for REALSIES instead of focusing on his race. like idk he probably would have fought hard for the win without the drama that how he works but uh. i think he was being annoying specifically to bite at vale's edges. and part of that is bc marc is naturally and effortlessly annoying. but i think part of it was SPITE. like his team advised him not to speak on anything from that presscon and he didnt, but he can still fuck him over on track. get under his skin. like he cant tell vale to his FACE that he's angry and confused and hurt. but he CAN let him know on that fucking racing line. where he cant be ignored. idk like i cant see marc letting anyone else get under his skin like that.
AND another big ass exception to the marc marquez anger management philosophy is from misano 2019 where vale messes with his qualifying lap. a lovely anon sent me some videos of marc talking to the press and jesus christ i dont think ive ever seen him angrier oh my god. AND the anon also linked the race from that weekend where he won and he celebrated harder than ive seen him celebrate some TITLE wins like he went. notably nuts. the commentators were all like uhhhh. he mustve REALLY wanted to get one over on vale adjfhlkdh... idk if any of this answered your question but his relationship to his emotions fascinates me hes so weirddddd. and its interesting to me that he can shrug off jorge ruining his last race at honda and be friendly but also be like. kind of aloofly pissed at bezz. because of valentino! he can repress the rest of it, but valentino shines through the cracks.
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i will not comment or anything or say anything until the no-adjective practice and then depending on the results you will all hear from me
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something i noticed about croatian vernacular - if you want to talk about how fast or skillful you are while driving you will say "i drive like niki lauda" but if you want to talk about how someone did something really dangerous and bad while driving fast you will say "they think they're schumacher"
TOP all in scene was when he said he couldn't brake instead of saying he can't move his fingers or whatever 💀
literally like high off his ass in his hospital bed waking up from surgery in the dead of winter* in rochester minnesota (side note: why does he comment four or five times on how 'strong american anaesthesia is', what were they giving this man in spain for his prior surgeries where they cut open his bicep?) trying to move his fingers and saying in a clearly panicked voice even through the haze of drugs -- i can't brake, i can't brake -- licking his dry cracked lips in terror, and then (as @baking-soda pointed out to me) everyone around his just chuckling about it like oh haha this funny thing marc did. like actually his entire career and the point of the whole surgery flashed before his eyes... as the documentary makes clear again and again, like, marc isn't doing this surgery for himself he's only doing it so he can race and win again (marc rolling up his sleeves and pointing to his scars with insane person eyes in a room full of honda execs and saying see this? i did this to WIN) and for a second he thought he'd ruined his career even more and broken his body further... also like. the moment of terror that 'i can't brake' means when you're on the actual motorcycle... that's full-on panic that's your life flashing before your eyes.
anyway... fun doc.
(*perhaps not technically true but most of the year is the dead of winter in minnesota)
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pecco bagnaia and marc marquez have a spirited debate about towing — italian gp 2023, qualifying 2
f1 race recs: double features edition
One of the most fun things about digging in to old races is the odd juxtapositions and parallels that come up, sometimes years or decades apart. So I wanted to compile a list of some of my favorites! Please enjoy this list of 5 different race pairs with different sorts of parallels.
2002 Austrian Grand Prix & 2002 United States Grand Prix
I learned about Austria 2002 fairly early on as an F1 fan -- the notorious over-the-line drivers swap that led to team orders being banned in Formula 1 for a decade. What I didn't know about was the bizarre accidental inverse of this which happened several races later that same season; at the US Grand Prix, Schumacher attempted to execute a photo finish, but he accidentally gave Barrichello the win instead. It's bizarre, and it's glorious, and it's so much more fun because it happened the same season as Austria.
2003 Brazilian Grand Prix & 2025 Brazil Sprint Race
In wet conditions, the same turn takes out several cars in these two races 22 years apart. The gradual accumulation of the car graveyard in Brazil 2003 is honestly a little comical. I think one of the most interesting things about this juxtaposition is that it highlights potential problems with these older tracks: Interlagos had and continues to have incredibly poor drainage.
2005 San Marino Grand Prix & 2006 Turkish Grand Prix
These two races have thrilling wheel-to-wheel action in the final stages between Fernando Alonso and Michal Schumacher -- in 2005, it's for the win, and in 2006, it's fighting for P2 while Felipe Massa soars to his maiden victory up ahead of them. Both races left me looking at Alonso and saying that he was driving like a champion.
2007 European Grand Prix & 2021 Hungarian Grand Prix
Honestly the similarities are almost eerie with these races -- they start in the wet, and then enormous pile-ups result in red flags, after which the track is drying. The conditions and the chaos amongst the front runners lead to surprising race leaders (unless you already know about this race, I can almost guarantee you've never even heard of the driver who leads several laps in 2007, as it is quite literally his only race start in F1). I am such an emphatic fan of both of these races.
2010 Turkish Grand Prix & 2019 Brazilian Grand Prix
I couldn't make a list of race parallels and not include this one... What if Sebastian Vettel was attempting overtakes on 2 different teammates down the straight on 2 different tracks 9 years apart and both times he caused a race-ending collision? What if in one race his star is rising and in the other he is visibly entering the sunset of his career? It's delicious!
Plus some honorable mentions with smaller details I enjoy:
Silverstone 2003 & Baku 2017: The actual impetus for this list, but not interesting enough to justify including above; David Coulthard and Lewis Hamilton's headrests become dislodged mid-race and they have to pit to fix them. These are the only races I've ever seen this happen in, and I happened to watch them within a week of each other.
Australia 2006 & Spa 2019: Jenson Button and Lando Norris have mechanical failures just by the start line on the final laps of the race.
Monaco 2006 Qualifying & Spain 2025: Controversial moves from Michael Schumacher and Max Verstappen which many point to as specific instances in which they otherwise could have won that year's title.
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