Oscar Stardust

I should like to bury something precious in every place where I've been happy and then, when I'm old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.

[ladyantiheroine]

"Where is Batman during all this Sofia Gigante drama?" Because he respects women next question.

[lucy-harker]

CRISTIN MILIOTI as SOFIA GIGANTE The Penguin (2024) dir. Craig Nobel

[campmiasmas]

CRISTIN MILIOTI as SOFIA GIGANTE THE PENGUIN (2024) cr. Lauren LeFranc Episode One: "After Hours"

[filmgifs]

Carpe diem, seize the day. Gather ye rosebuds while ye may.

DEAD POETS SOCIETY (1989) dir. Peter Weir

[gwen-rathbone]

THE SUBSTANCE spoilers without context

[ormundshightower]

The Substance (2024) // Shrek (2001) & Shrek 2 (2004)

[crimeronan]

@mendingbone

[hit-tab]

[strikeaprose]

Halsin joining our camp to see that the guy who played with the tiefling kids is now a devil, some pasty elf is biting people in their sleep, a githyanki and goth girl are slapfighting, there's a tiefling on fire, and that wizard just ate a pair of gloves.

[animentality]

[astarionancuntnin]

this came to me in a dream

[hughmunculus]

"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

[yesterdaysprint]

The Paducah Sun-Democrat, Kentucky, August 21, 1939

[shuploc]

"The Pale Elf"

[rareity]

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS BLOG CONTAINS ”ADULT LANGUAGE”!!!! PLEASE UNFOLLOW IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE WORDS SUCH AS, ‘BRIEFCASE’, ‘MORTGAGE’, ‘ECONOMY’ OR ‘OFFICE’

[fernscully]

it’s so insane we have to just keep showing up for work. no matter what is happening globally, locally, personally, you’re supposed to show up and act like the formatting on a report is actually really important and demands your attention.

[zikuvikuzi]

T-Bag! ⚡

[amb3r53]

😂😂😂☀️ I love Prison Break