OSHA but magical

I’m here to make sure your hexes, curses, charms and incantations are perfectly OSHA complient! Please send me asks! (yes this is a roleplay blog)

[osha-witch]

osha

osha

[12-gauge-rage]

[rosiedisaster]

@osha-witch is this OSHA complient?

[osha-angel]

Noo, oh my me, that is so unsafe what if the ground gave away a bit!

[osha-witch]

That apprars to be hovering with a levitation spell. As long as the spell is maintained by a competent spell-caster, then this is technically OSHA compliant, if not a tad risky.

[osha-angel]

I do not think that only having one caster mantain a lifesaving spell is very OSHA compliant, so excuse me i'm gonna have to put up some forcefields.

[osha-witch]

Go ahead

[12-gauge-rage]

[rosiedisaster]

@osha-witch is this OSHA complient?

[osha-angel]

Noo, oh my me, that is so unsafe what if the ground gave away a bit!

[osha-witch]

That apprars to be hovering with a levitation spell. As long as the spell is maintained by a competent spell-caster, then this is technically OSHA compliant, if not a tad risky.

[your-fave-is-forklift-certified]

Piglins from Minecraft are Forklift Certified! (Do they even have forklifts in the nether?)

[osha-auditor]

Audit Questionnaire

Name, or preferred form of address: Gender (if applicable): Race/Species: Position: Is this your original timeline/universe? Y/N If N, then how did you arrive in this universe?

What is your powerset, if you have one:

How do these powers help you uphold the standards of the Occupational Safety and Health Administration?

How long have you been employed at OSHA?

If you’re not employed, then what are you doing here?

How do you uphold OSHA standards in general?

Bonus: Do you know where I can get a stock image of a clipboard I’ve been too busy to look one up.Thanks, Mike, now I just need to whack it a couple times so it stays centered.

[osha-witch]

I am OSHA witch and i dont actually have a name uh oh

Pronouns are She/They

My position is head representative for the secret magical part of OSHA

ive been on earth for ever but in like secret witch covens and whatnot idk some kinda generic hidden witch trope thing

I have studied witchcraft for four years and in addition to spreading the word of OSHA regulations, i will also be making sure people dont misuse magic in the workplace

I’ve been employed for not very long now, i just got this position

[osha-auditor]

lets try this again on the actual blog

*brushes off blog*

Well shoot is this thing still going around? Dang, I’ve been busy with other things but hey thanks. I don’t know much about magic, but I’m glad to hear that there are people making sure it’s used properly in a workplace context.

Welcome aboard.

[osha-squagon]

I’m stuck in some weird forest I might not be able to come to work tomorrow

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

@arend000-blog Somehow trapped me in their forest and apparently is inescapable despite my portals.

[i-am-not-a-snom-deactivated2022]

That little shit. I’ll get you out

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

It’s not that bad there’s a lot of trees and nice fog and I have this cat *holds up the cat that is still judging the world* :3

[i-am-not-a-snom-deactivated2022]

Mine

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

Tbh the fog is cool

[i-am-not-a-snom-deactivated2022]

Mine

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

Are you… inhaling me?

[i-am-not-a-snom-deactivated2022]

Yes choccy milk, I am inhaling you

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

Weird flex but ok

[arend000-blog]

Yeah now your stuck her as well prodigy good luck fighting of the madness *dissapears into the fog and shrubbery*

[osha-witch]

Hey i’m here because i heard there was somone teleporting people to other dimensions

[arend000-blog]

Eeh do any of you know the way out cause i kinda forgot also hy osha witch hope you enjoy being trapped with us here

[osha-witch]

im just trying to do my job i didnt sign up for being in alternate dimensions

[osha-squagon]

I’m stuck in some weird forest I might not be able to come to work tomorrow

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

@arend000-blog Somehow trapped me in their forest and apparently is inescapable despite my portals.

[i-am-not-a-snom-deactivated2022]

That little shit. I’ll get you out

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

It’s not that bad there’s a lot of trees and nice fog and I have this cat *holds up the cat that is still judging the world* :3

[i-am-not-a-snom-deactivated2022]

Mine

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

Tbh the fog is cool

[i-am-not-a-snom-deactivated2022]

Mine

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

Are you… inhaling me?

[i-am-not-a-snom-deactivated2022]

Yes choccy milk, I am inhaling you

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

Weird flex but ok

[arend000-blog]

Yeah now your stuck her as well prodigy good luck fighting of the madness *dissapears into the fog and shrubbery*

[osha-witch]

Hey i’m here because i heard there was somone teleporting people to other dimensions

[osha-witch]

🐸

*Ribbit*

I love frogs! Thank you.

[osha-squagon]

I suspect @osha-witch knows that I have hidden a gallon of chocolate syrup in my office

@osha-witch-vee knows but has promised to keep silent if I share with her

[osha-witch]

Its fine but dont attract ants ok

[osha-squagon]

A message to those of you who are reading this (especially my followers):

If you see me breaking OSHA regulations (which I do fairly often) please do not tell my boss or osha-witch, they will get me fired :)

Thaaaanks :)

My main is literary-squagon

If you want to ask something more fun than usual, drop one of these in my inbox:

🐸 Frog of facts: Get one fact about me

🐳 Whale of Wisdom: Get random advice/wisdom (you can ask for something specific if you want)

🐝 Bee of Encouragement: Random encouragement, affirmations, or compliments to you or someone of your choice

🐢 Turtle of Hugs: Get one hug

🦝 Raccoon of Mischief: I reply/reblog/ask something weird to a blog of your choice.

[osha-official-the-sequel]

How many safety violations do you find in the towers of wizards?

Well I'm TRYING to inspect them but they've constructed a magical maze with no end and I still can't get through.

[spartanxhunterx]

Does the magical maze at least have food and drink stands and restrooms to use so you know, you know, die of dehydration, starvation or bladder failure?

Cause if not, maybe that’s a sign there are many more violations awaiting you.

[osha-official-the-sequel]

Oh no those are here, the maze is incredibly up to code in that regard. Haven't found any clearly marked exits yet, though.

[osha-witch]

My wizard tower has absolutely no OSHA violations :>

[oshavick]

TUNAVICK IS STUCK IN THE OSHA CAFETERIA HELP

[osha-witch]

Please leave. I’m on my lunch break.

[i-am-not-a-snom-deactivated2022]

@osha-witch can you help me get rid of tunavick for good?

[osha-witch]

Well, not if he isn’t doing anything wrong.

[i-am-not-a-snom-deactivated2022]

Look, I just wanted help making sure it didnt break the multiverse or whatever

[osha-witch]

Ok breaking the multiverse is definitely not OSHA complient. I’ll look into it.

[i-am-not-a-snom-deactivated2022]

@osha-witch can you help me get rid of tunavick for good?

[osha-witch]

Well, not if he isn’t doing anything wrong.

[osha-witch]

is is osha compliant to have caterpillars in the textile mill

Well if they aren’t intentionally in the textile mill (because yknow, silkworms) and are just random pests, then yeah its probably not the most OSHA compliant

[randomaverage-deactivated202302]

hmm uh awkward question but do you have an upper limit on how many caterpillars

[osha-witch]

i mean generally the fewer caterpillars the better i think but i don’t have a specific upper limit no

[randomaverage-deactivated202302]

… caterpillars eat steel and concrete, right?

[osha-witch]

I sure hope not

[osha-witch]

is is osha compliant to have caterpillars in the textile mill

Well if they aren’t intentionally in the textile mill (because yknow, silkworms) and are just random pests, then yeah its probably not the most OSHA compliant

[randomaverage-deactivated202302]

hmm uh awkward question but do you have an upper limit on how many caterpillars

[osha-witch]

i mean generally the fewer caterpillars the better i think but i don’t have a specific upper limit no

[osha-official-the-sequel]

Is it OSHA compliant to uwu on the job?

Absolutely not, imagine the danger you're putting yourself in

[osha-squagon]

UwU oh noes, it wooks wike someone didn’t weaw da pwopew PPE in da wawehouse!

Dat couwd be gwounds fow tewmination if not fixed!

[osha-witch]

once we get out of work im going to curse you

[osha-squagon]

Cursing your fellow employees isn’t osha compliant

[osha-official-the-sequel]

I think it's justified

[fantasy-osha-official]

I would contest that assertion. An OSHA violation, no matter how justified it is deemed to be, is an OSHA violation all the same

[osha-squagon]

[osha-official-the-sequel]

[osha-witch]

Hang on now nuclear explosions are DEFINITELY not OSHA compliant