An Verified Osha angel

I'll do my best to uphold OSHA standards rp blog main is @arend000-blog

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[osha-angel]

He's a very important and hard worker, he can get into all the crevices to ensure 100% proper total OSHA compliance in a facility

[toastbutteregg]

[osha-angel]

*horrified osha non conpliance screams*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

with the expansion of work-from-home, I think it would be appropriate and delightful if OSHA started investigating landlords for providing unsafe working conditions. "there's no carbon monologue detector in this home office (bedroom). The paint in this home office (living room) contains illegal levels of lead. This home office (tiny studio apartment) contains so many safety violations we are shutting down the entire business (rent collecting) until things are up to code."

[osha-angel]

Thank you gaud, that is an excellent idea, remember landlords exploit your need for housing to live for free, don't talk to cops and know your rights.

[foodblueprint]

[foodblueprint]

You have been visited by the barefoot crypto guy, your portfolio will remain as it was

[cipheramnesia]

THIS IS NOT OSHA COMPLIANT WHAT THE F

[mystery-moose]

This didn’t become truly unhinged until he cut that pizza with scissors

[meepmoopmaap]

@osha-official-the-sequel

[osha-angel]

Uhm sir, we're going to have to fine you, this is la safety violation on multiple accounts

[snom-tournament-blog]

rescued snom vs snom with sweater

rescued snom

snom with sweater

Voting ended onMar 25, 2023

@rescued-snom @snom-with-sweater

[arend000-blog]

Go vote for the cutest bean @rescued-snom

[oshnom]

hey can you sign this document that says that being a terf is a major osha violation?

cc .)_)__\ yep it is not OSHA compliant to be a terf

[osha-angel]

Approved

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[itsapmseymour]

Sure about that punk?

[motekon]

number

[motekon]

yes

[motekon]

you shall get notes

[motekon]

notes

[motekon]

you shall get 666

[motekon]

ai

[motekon]

phd

[motekon]

you shall love yourselft

[motekon]

my followers i call thee to help this person @literary-squagon @amingethia @wisteriaalu @accidentallylita @flurty @glitchnewstart @koiyin @leo-of @lunarloafofbread @lawariano @vampiric-ram

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

IT HAS BEEN DECREED

LOVE THYSELF

[vampiric-ram]

To all my moots

I'm not cuteeee 3:<

[rescued-snom]

cc • )_)__\ but- you are

[vampiric-ram]

But- I'm not

[rescued-snom]

cc ó )_)__\ you are, the snom has decreed it so!

[oshabox]

(Hey it’s the guy that uses this alt, I don’t have a pfp for this so until I do he’s a square) OSHA supports this decree [^-^]

[osha-angel]

*places official OSHA seal of approval*

[captainjonnitkessler]

I like when people say things like “respect blue collar workers!” and then the same people turn around and completely dismiss the years of training it takes to be able to do that type of work safely and effectively.

“Telling people not to do their own electrical work because it’s dangerous is classist bc not everyone can afford an electrician” “I can’t believe that plumber charged me so much money for less than an hour of work, what a scam!” “In the post-capitalist utopia everyone will just take turns doing all types of blue-collar work, instead of years-long apprenticeships we’ll just give them a course in high school or something” “Building and safety codes are just pointless bureaucracy meant to stop the average citizen from being able to build their own structures” “I would love to be a farmer and just hang out tending to plants all day”

These are all things I have seen on this website by self-proclaimed worker’s rights advocates and I hope I don’t have to explain how incredibly insulting and dismissive it is when it’s not outright dangerous. There’s a LOT that needs to be fixed about our current labor system but “pretending like training and safety protocols aren’t important” and “pretending that those jobs are actually really easy and any layperson can do them” are uh. Not good solutions.

[nyanbinyuri]

[approximately20eggs]

Rules: make a new post and spell out your URL with song titles, then tag as many people as there are letters in your URL!

thanks for the tag @abysslll :)

I tried to simultaneously pick out songs that meant something to me and provide as comprehensive of a sample of my music taste as I could where it was possible and it was very fun!

a - Achilles Come Down by Gang of Youths

p - Planetary (GO!) by My Chemical Romance

p - Polarize by Twenty One Pilots

r - Rocket Man (I Think It's Going To Be A Long, Long Time) by Elton John

o - Once Upon A Time by Holder, GameChops

x - no <3

i - In The Wings by Mother Mother

m - My Girl by The Temptations

a - Addict With A Pen by Twenty One Pilots

t - Take Me To Church by Hozier

e - Evelyn Evelyn by Evelyn Evelyn

l - Lightbringer by Pentakill

y - You Are More by Tenth Avenue North

20 - 20 Dollar Nose Bleed by Fall Out Boy

e - Exhale by Lena Raine

g - Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) by Green Day

g - Greedy Man by Poor Man's Poison

s - SING by My Chemical Romance

for convenience's sake, a playlist:

and oh god. 17 people. I'm just gonna tag a handful how about that

@miss-lost-and-found @tryingtimi @osha-noncompliance @literarilyunknownwriter @multi-lefaiye and anyone else who wants to join :)

[osha-noncompliance]

@oudious1358

@surprisedentistry

@harpidiem

@amingethia

@namelessrevived

@osha-angel

@nerdy-valkyrie

@children-of-the-squag

@osha-squagon

@mourningcrow6

@prodigy-was-taken

@literary-squagon

@i-am-made-of-bees

@approximately20eggs

@namelessdeceased

@collectivelyconfused

@edgywithaheart

are you HAPPY now

[osha-angel]

@oudious1358

@squagon-writes

@hells-lantern

@arend000-blog

@-

@azerium

@newhappythoughts

@glitchnewstart

@elytrians

@leos-shop

[a-chaotic-necklace]

Why did you do this to me twice?

[osha-angel]

You were the first to pop up with that letter

[approximately20eggs]

Rules: make a new post and spell out your URL with song titles, then tag as many people as there are letters in your URL!

thanks for the tag @abysslll :)

I tried to simultaneously pick out songs that meant something to me and provide as comprehensive of a sample of my music taste as I could where it was possible and it was very fun!

a - Achilles Come Down by Gang of Youths

p - Planetary (GO!) by My Chemical Romance

p - Polarize by Twenty One Pilots

r - Rocket Man (I Think It's Going To Be A Long, Long Time) by Elton John

o - Once Upon A Time by Holder, GameChops

x - no <3

i - In The Wings by Mother Mother

m - My Girl by The Temptations

a - Addict With A Pen by Twenty One Pilots

t - Take Me To Church by Hozier

e - Evelyn Evelyn by Evelyn Evelyn

l - Lightbringer by Pentakill

y - You Are More by Tenth Avenue North

20 - 20 Dollar Nose Bleed by Fall Out Boy

e - Exhale by Lena Raine

g - Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) by Green Day

g - Greedy Man by Poor Man's Poison

s - SING by My Chemical Romance

for convenience's sake, a playlist:

and oh god. 17 people. I'm just gonna tag a handful how about that

@miss-lost-and-found @tryingtimi @osha-noncompliance @literarilyunknownwriter @multi-lefaiye and anyone else who wants to join :)

[osha-noncompliance]

@oudious1358

@surprisedentistry

@harpidiem

@amingethia

@namelessrevived

@osha-angel

@nerdy-valkyrie

@children-of-the-squag

@osha-squagon

@mourningcrow6

@prodigy-was-taken

@literary-squagon

@i-am-made-of-bees

@approximately20eggs

@namelessdeceased

@collectivelyconfused

@edgywithaheart

are you HAPPY now

[osha-angel]

@oudious1358

@squagon-writes

@hells-lantern

@arend000-blog

@-

@azerium

@newhappythoughts

@glitchnewstart

@elytrians

@leos-shop

[evilprincessrosee]

Its a good thing that only osha has an eye on me

[osha-angel]

Well we have to keep you safe somehow.

[evilprincessrosee]

I think you misunderstood what I meant but thank you nonetheless

[osha-angel]

Well they're the only one you know about, saty safe!

[evilprincessrosee]

Yeah... I will...

[osha-angel]

And otherwise i'll make sure Nick will.

[evilprincessrosee]

...okay then time to go break a few more of the human laws then

[osha-angel]

No. *restrains you*

[evilprincessrosee]

Its a good thing that only osha has an eye on me

[osha-angel]

Well we have to keep you safe somehow.

[evilprincessrosee]

I think you misunderstood what I meant but thank you nonetheless

[osha-angel]

Well they're the only one you know about, saty safe!

[evilprincessrosee]

Yeah... I will...

[osha-angel]

And otherwise i'll make sure Nick will.

[evilprincessrosee]

Its a good thing that only osha has an eye on me

[osha-angel]

Well we have to keep you safe somehow.

[evilprincessrosee]

I think you misunderstood what I meant but thank you nonetheless

[osha-angel]

Well they're the only one you know about, saty safe!

[evilprincessrosee]

Its a good thing that only osha has an eye on me

[osha-angel]

Well we have to keep you safe somehow.

[evilprincessrosee]

Alright which one of you put a flower in the void

[osha-angel]

Aww you found my present.

[evilprincessrosee]

Why did you do it? And why does it speak

[osha-angel]

I wanted to give you something nice and picked out some daisies it shouldn't be able to speak though.

[evilprincessrosee]

Why

[osha-angel]

Your a good friend and i felt Azerium was angry at you.

[evilprincessrosee]

Alright which one of you put a flower in the void

[osha-angel]

Aww you found my present.

[evilprincessrosee]

Why did you do it? And why does it speak

[osha-angel]

I wanted to give you something nice and picked out some daisies it shouldn't be able to speak though.