Uto

I'm clenching my jaw and it hurts

[oshii-uto]

Do you ever feel like your mouth is full of cotton from that teddy bear you found in the back of your grandma's closet?

[stupidpetface]

[konoe-archive-deactivated202108]

eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh,, bleugjh,,,, ptoo…

[oshii-uto]

I am embarrassed of this blog

[oshii-uto]

Sunny D tastes like Summer camp at the YMCA in 2010

[olderboy-aesthethic]

[bunjywunjy]

the speed limit for ghosts is also 25

[empress-empire]

[empress-empire]

Pringle of Scotland S/S12 RTW

[myrtlewilson]

wheres his credit

[penumbraphantasm]

hourly comic i posted on twitter

[thebootydiaries]

you (eats stupid eggs): hey

me, eating a book on newton’s laws of physics: whomst’d’ve, me?

[nippon-com]

Japan’s vast assortment of mascots all share a similar problem.

Via @GorillaGorillax

[officialunitedstates]

you can’t punch anything on land without punching oxygen first

[shrekyourself]

[householdgeckos]

Return of the Persian smile.

[leyorio-deactivated20170725]

hey guys just passing through

[thebootydiaries]

are you islam?

yes this is she

[ollieplimsolls]

open rp

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

[taahko]

is pepsi ok

[ollieplimsolls]

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

[taahko]

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

[cabbagecrunt]

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You should be watching

[tamamita]

At this E3, I shall destroy gamer

[pwesident]

Which one?

[tamamita]

Are you a gamer?

[pwesident]

That’s… that’s a loaded question… m-maybe?

[tamamita]

You know what else is loaded?