Lightfoot 소하 Osolage

Yes, Lightfoot is my real first name.

[harry-lloyds]

MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

[dumbpuppyfag]

objectively hilarious that my kinks boil down to "people are nice to me and patient with me and they tell me they like me" like damn bitch what did the world do to you ????

[angelnumber27]

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

[angelnumber27]

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

[angelnumber27]

Celibacy Wednesday

[angelnumber27]

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard

[nces13-deactivated20250919]

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

[ashstfu]

not sure who needs to hear this but everything is gonna be okay :) the sun will always be warm, your favorite song will always touch your soul, warm bread will always be so delicious, and the stars will always shine so bright and pretty for us to admire ⭐:)

[noah-wyles]

idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage

[fiyerotigelar]

Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

[deanwasalwaysbi]

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

[one-hit-boy-wonder]

"lol tiktok users would rather learn mandarin than come to tumblr" yeah man that's crazy. who would have thought that people from the video-based dopamine-machine app wouldn't decide to join the text- and image- based no-algorithm website?

[cornyonmains]

Correcting a Chinese kid's English homework that another American got wrong on a Chinese app named after Mao Zedong's Little Red Book as part of a mass online temper tantrum to help save TikTok was not on my 2025 bingo card, but here we are.

This might actually be the political fuck-up of the century. Our politicians are all 900 year old crypt keepers who probably turn off their computers by unplugging them from the wall. Were there a single synapse in their decrepit domes focused on something besides their next payday, they might have thought twice about challenging Millennials and Zoomers on the internet. I repeat, ON THE INTERNET. Oh to have the confidence of an octogenarian born into generational wealth.

Something I need people to understand is the "security threat" doesn't just stop at data. The mere act of normal Chinese and American citizens interacting scares the shit out of governments on both sides. I'm already seeing videos from folks here in the US talking about how shocked they were at the grocery hauls in China, and how much they could get with very little. Chinese people are watching Americans absolutely dog walk their own government and talk it for filth. People are having fun.

All rich people had to do was remember the deal. Americans are terrible people. If they had just paid folks enough to buy a house, an electric car, and a vacation once a year they'd sit in front of the TV in a docile fugue state while the wealthy shoved their boots up the ass of the global south. Now who knows what's going to happen. I just know it's a testament to how done with Mark Zuckerberg's ass people are that they're rather learn Mandarin than go back to Facebook.

I think 2025 is about to be a ride.

[musicalhell]

Apparently Americans are going on there and yelling "Look what you guys are doing to the Uyghurs!" and getting hit back with "Um, look what YOU guys are doing to the Palestinians" and everyone is realizing that the problem is with the governments and not with Joe Smith/Zhang Li Wei who's just going to work and buying groceries and trying to make a little comfortable space for himself and his loved ones just like they are and honestly I can't think of a better thing to happen to both countries.

[dailyflicks]

Gilmore Girls 1.16 | "Star-Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers"

[daily-spooky]

[osolage]

I didn’t post often on tt because I didn’t want to be seen. I stopped posting on tumblr because I wanted to be understood. Now everything is dead everywhere and I have run out of my favorite potato chips

[cronenburger]

“One day the sadness will end.

But I don’t think today’s the day.”

David Lynch

[caats]

[sweatermuppet]

being neglected as a child makes being an adult so funny because you go to the grocery store & think everyone is going to beat you to death