Kiana Khansmith
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Love Begins
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@cornyonmains
Woke up this morning hungover, possibly still a bit drunk, mouth dry, eyes dry, one of my sticky bra cups stuck to my stomach, fake eyelashes halfway off, and riding off the impacts of an outdoor wedding during a heatwave.
I was so glad I had nothing to do today. Then I got a call my sunglasses were in. On the bright side I remembered to buy some lens cleaner, so at least there's that.
"I remember the first night we met. We both peed in an alley together. That's when I knew you were my kind of person."
Direct line from my sister's wedding vows. When i tell you my family doesn't take shit seriously...
Early morning wedding makeover in process.
Light a candle for me Tumblr. Have to go to some bougie-ass build a bouquet thing for my sister's wedding, then the rehearsal, then dinner with a great deal of people I do not know.
Just the thought of this has drained my social battery. I still haven't put together my new bed. Life is only struggle. I've never been much of a drinker, but now completely understand why people get so drunk at weddings.
Then I gotta wake my happy ass up tomorrow and be at the stylist by 1. I was not trusted to do my own make-up. Apparently my use of eyeliner is too dramatic.
Lmaooooo My brother got the diarrhea parasite from Taco Bell. I called him to tell him he better stay away from the Oregon Trail. He hung up on me.
Took a nap so good I woke up thinking I was late for school.
I am 40 years old.
I change my username every few days in Meccha Chameleon. This week I decided to be ShaneHollander and do themed hiding spots where I folded myself in half and went ass out.
My hope was someone would notice, and we'd laugh and laugh and make dirty inside jokes about the show.
Instead, I found out real quick that guys do not like how much their girlfriends are watching this show.
Anyways I changed my name to RogerRamjet because that was a lot of trauma dumping to deal with. Nobody gets the reference.
A pleasant parallel.
People are like, "Heated Rivalry and Interview With The Vampire have nothing in common."
But that's completely wrong and OP knows ball. Hollanov is human Loustat and the people who get it get it. These two would be the absolute WORST if they became Anne Rice vampires.
Shane would eat the cast of Friday Night Lights and it would all go downhill from there.
I know Scaramouche because of Bohemian Rhapsody. My third grade teacher tried to tell me it was a made up word, but then the librarian, who was already mad at her for telling me scientists didn't know how rainbows were made helped me look it up.
He's basically a stock character who acts like Kenan from Kenan and Kel. So, thanks to my elementary school librarian's disdain for my third grade teacher, you now know who he is too.
It's weird having a job that pays you enough to live. I don't actually know what to do with a regulated nervous system.
Made the mistake of running errands with my grandma today. My critical error was stopping by the vision center with her, where she goaded me into buying a pair of $150 designer frames instead of the $50 pair I originally had picked out.
Next week she'll look me dead in the eyes and complain I spend too frivolously.
It's like, "Hmmmm, wonder who I got that from?"
Heated Rivalry is going to have fade to black sex scenes in season 2, and it'll be exactly what the fandom deserves.
Quickly earning the reputation of Meccha Chameleons biggest menace with my hiding spots.
Thus far I have managed to win rounds by turning myself into the following disguises:
A dial on a doomsday device.
The pet frog of two garden gnomes.
A sewer grate
Rosie the Robot from The Jetsons
A stuffed penguin
A rain gutter
Roll of receipt paper
A truck jack (I love the duplication button)
A pretzel
I have had this game four days. I have 72 likes. My reign has only just begun.
How to Ride a Werewolf
Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…
That’s not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!
World Heritage Post
I am so excited about my new bedframe because it has USB ports AND wall sockets.
No longer, will I have to maneuver my middle aged ass over the side of my bed, precariously balanced with a flashlight in one hand and a plug in the other every time I need to use my laptop.
Even better, it has storage compartments, so I can finally get rid of this fugly ass desk I've been using to store miscellaneous items in my bedroom.
Also, it has LED lights and you change the colors. They're not necessary, but the LED trees I bought on Amazon a few years back finally died, so I'm just happy to have more ambient lighting in my room.
I know it's just a bedframe, but I've put a lot of money and work into my house, which I bought as a fixer upper, because that's what I could afford, so every change, no matter how small, feels like a big victory.
