here be doodles

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[rhineposting]

COMMISSIONS OPEN - NOW TO FURRIES AS WELL

trying to broaden my horizons and learn some new skills call that a domain expansion Jokes aside, if you have any inquiries or are interested, DM me and I'll answer as soon as I can!!

[osteichthyens]

haven't posted anything in ten gorillion years but hazbin has me mentally ill so i'm back with a doodle

that one evangelion drawing dot png but it's vox in s2

[osteichthyens]

hiiii i know i haven't posted anything in a gorillion years but i'm still alive woo, just busy drawing ocs instead of fanart (which is why i'm not posting oop)

anyway i'm opening comms!! so if anyone is interested, dm me!!

(i accept payment through paypal)

[rhineposting]

quick naberius redesign

[radaedan]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Och-Kan/Xbalanque (Genshin Impact) Characters: Och-Kan (Genshin Impact), Xbalanque (Genshin Impact), Lianca (Genshin Impact), Mentioned Xiuhcoatl (Genshin Impact) Additional Tags: Cannibalistic Thoughts, Cannibalism Play, Blood Kink, Blood and Injury, Biting, Graphic Description of Corpses, References to Aztec Religion & Lore, Cannibalism, Corpses, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Kissing, Rough Kissing, Unhinged Xbalanque (Genshin Impact), Yes it’s not Och-Kan. Unhinged Xbalanque all the way, He may or may not be possesed… though. Revival fucks Lanque’s brain, Fantasy and Fictional Setting Racism, Internalized racism, Genshin Impact Lore, Natlan Lore (Genshin Impact), Vore, Mildly Dubious Consent, Blood and Gore, Gore, Male-Female Friendship, Sort…? This is just an excuse to write Lianca in lmao Summary:

People eaters.

After the Pyro Archon’s glorious victory, the Dragonborns initially thought that they had no choice but to either kneel in submission or die in a blaze of resistance. How stunned they were, though, when the first human Archon extended his hand in a gesture of mercy and reconciliation. Some hissed, some did hold back. For the latter, they were able to do proper funerary rites for their fallen brethren.

Consuming their remains.

Och-Kan watched the whole procession in revulsing disgust, bile rising. However, a sinister thought slipped through his brain, like a hissing serpent.

what do you taste like?

would anyone even care to consume you?

Worry not. The First Pyro Archon was more than willing to help.

Or: the “I wonder what I taste like” meme, but its them, the toxic doomed yaoi themselves.

As you can see from the tags, this fic includes heavy themes, such as CANNIBALISM, GRAPHIC DEPICTION OF CORPSES, VORE, ETC. If you are squeamish or uncomfortable with such topics, please steer away from this fic. I don’t want to burden you, and your mental wellbeing is your number one priority.

Btw I have promised this fic for like, two days ago. @rhineposting, @kayumuo, and other moots, sorry for waiting😞

If you guys have seen this post before… no you didn't😁 (somehow the link is broken for me and it won’t let me edit? So I thought it’s better to delete it altogether.)

[radaedan]

Can you guys click the link? Somehow I can’t??? Wtf tumblr😭

@rhineposting @kayumuo

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[osteichthyens]

THIS WAS SO GOOD AHHHHHHHHHH XBALANQUE THE ENABLER BRO WAS HAVING A MANIC EPISODE!!! GO GIVE THIS A READ I FULLY RECOMMEND

[rhineposting]

Chapter 14 - The Jester

At last, the master of the Palace and servant to the Goddess of Love had summoned the Prince to himself. Coveting his loyalty, the Jester imparted upon him the knowledge of their shared origin in the Kingdom far away, in hopes of swaying the Prince's love to his and his Lady's side, presenting him with all that he ever wanted : freedom, great renown, power and above all, a name. And the Prince, as faithful as he was unwise, declined the offer oh so genereous, and for what?

Behold! The special episode of the Sprout Show!

[rhineposting]

*taps mic*

"Tales of a Sprout in the Snow" Tomorrow.

Maybe even today.

[osteichthyens]

YAHOO

[rhineposting]

" X Reader" is such a fascinating sub-genre of fictional romance, especially on Tumblr.

You crack open a character tag and you scroll down a bit, and in less than five minutes you'll find a beautifully embellished post with custom separators and HTML coded text and fonts. The title? Spinky McHotman Fucks You At a Wendy's.

Then, when you open it, you're faced with the most unimaginative, generic and eye-roll worthy slop of a smut you could ever think of. You check again to make sure the writing is actually about Spinky McHotman, because his lines sound like they were written by an underpaid porn screenwriter and acted out by an even more underpaid porn actor. The tags match, it clearly says spinky mchotman x reader.

So, severely disappointed, you scroll for...A grand total of a minute and a half at most, before you're met with an almost identical post. You check the blog just to make sure it's not the same author, but no. It's actually an entirely different person who happens to use the exact same embellishments and the likes. You read this one too out of curiosity, and somehow this is even worse. It reads like a child who just learned the words for genitalia, plagiarizing a Harlequin story from memory after skimming through it for ten minutes before mom came in. Spiky McHotman sounds like a cardboard cutout with sentient family jewels taped to it.

You continue to scroll some more, and you find a blog that specialises in writing X readers for requests. One request seems... Actually interesting, anon might be onto something! And who knows, maybe the blog owner used the idea creatively and oh no, it's just more horny slop. The actual interesting parts of the idea are barely elaborated upon, almost as if the writer was in physical pain writing about something other than sex onomatopoeia and genitalia descriptors for more than two minutes. The rest of the story is more poorly written, generic smut.

Tired, you check the blog, out of exasperated boredom.

Turns out, the writer isn't even in the fandom Spinky McHotman originates from, so their perception of him is based on other fanfics of him. They post 3 x readers daily, and all of them follow the exact same formula, the only changes being in names and places. Each post has a 100 likes at the minimum.

Desperate, you scroll for a little longer, before you officially give up. You ask God to give you a sign of some kind - and moments after, you see it. The sign itself, louder and clearer than an infant's first cry :

Yandere!Spinky McHotman Kidnaps Fem!Reader At A Wendy's

But Spinky McHotman is heavily implied to be a gay man in canon, you remember while recovering from the psychic flash bang.

[rhineposting]

more of the more morbid side of my and @osteichthyens modern au : featuring the burning of Ethics in Medicine 101, mothering™ and a mildly predatory relationship that's somehow the kindest and most freeing part of durin's life

[osteichthyens]

phaidei got me ripping my hair out what the FUCK

[rhineposting]

more modern au this time featuring

lesbian on gay violence at the theatre

rhinealice wedding before everything went to shit

totally normal community service club

[osteichthyens]

beach time.. 2!

this time with the normal community service club

[rhineposting]

even more late night doodles from my and @osteichthyens modern au, featuring

- childe and his terrible back-up found family

- the haters that will ruin your life simply for the love of the game

- this isn't even a crack ship. this is a fentanyl ship

[osteichthyens]

- 4ggravate at da beach 💅

[rhineposting]

im bored so im going to list random factoids from my and @osteichthyens' genshin modern au in no particular order

the modern teyvat is actually a fake mitakihara-like set-up designed by the twins who ascended to supreme godhood. the world is basically their dollhouse and when someone finds out it's a dollhouse, they're dragged into the shadow realm

it's actually closer to being sci-fa than full on modernity we know. think arcane worldbuilding

sandrone/mary-ann is in a wheelchair because she got hit by a car elynas was driving

elynas and durin are both results of rhinedottir's research into growing transplant organs and skin grafts solo

dainsleif was a janitor at rhinedottir's workplace then a stay at home full-time babysitter teen dad at her house but then he ran off because of her verbal abuse and emotional neglect

waxaklahun ubah kan is like a mix between Elon Musk and Banksy. rich tech guy whose son doesn't talk to him + pretentious yet famous mural artist. oh yeah and he's still a shrimp.

there's varying degrees of human/beast hybrids, not just people with animal ears and tails. for instance kokomi's mom looks like a vishap version of this

venti is inexplicably forever young despite being college friends with dvalin and andrius, both of whom are in their 60s during the plot

golden wolflord is a genderless bloodthirsty borzoi that barks exclusively in latin

baizhu found qiqi in the trash one day and since she was in good enough condition he decided to keep her

citlali is old and has an old woman yuri affair going on with barbeloth. ororon is supportive. mona is not.

kazuha's friend died doing this

[osteichthyens]

i'm gonna fucking cry i forgor that was how tomo died ICONICCCCCC we're cooking

[rhineposting]

hello och-kanation. me and my good friend @osteichthyens have made a discovery.

(trigger warning for mentions of self harm under cut)

(...pun not intended.)

so how come no one is talking about how it's heavily implied that och-kan smeared out this mural of him

with his own blood.

In fact, you can even do some basic forensics based on the splatter textures - such as the method and the time period it occured in.

Time wise?

It could have only occured after the fall of Ochkanatlan. After all, that mural is right in the centre of the city. If it was defaced before the fall, it would have been restored by those loyal to him. That and I doubt they had liquid cheddar back then.

However, it could also occur only before Waxaklahun Ubah Kan came to experiment on him further, which fully turned him into the wyvern we see during the game events - he would've been too large to even enter the building, let alone paint on one of it's inner walls.

Meaning, there was a period of time where he wandered around his empty, broken city with an equally broken body as it was progressing through the transformation, during which he stumbled upon the mural - and seeing it must have pushed him off another deep end.

How?

From the splatters on the bottom part of the mural, we can conclude he made a deep cut on his right arm.

Considering the way the blood splashed, it was most likely a swift slash. One splash in particular looks like it had been smeared with a fingertip.

The shape of this stain implies he first waited for blood to flow into his palm, before throwing it onto his image. The stain from middle to the lower right "branch" might be the first as the other branches lack streaks from dripping. Kinda like with paint, when you dip a brush into some and swish it around, the first slash is always the largest and wettest.

The stains on the floor suggest the same. Those to the right are the largest, while those to the left are the smallest - further implying a quick, swinging motion.

After that, the two largest stains suggest that for some time, he simply stood there, while blood dripped off his arm onto the floor and formed a puddle. Maybe completely out of it. Maybe taking in the sight of his ''artwork."

Since his blood posseses Pyro adjacent qualities, it might've started forming a scab by the time he turned around and walked away - which would explain the even spaced and shrinking size of the droplets.

And that's where the crime scene ends, as far as I'm concerned. If there's someone out there who's more knowledgeable about forensics, let me know if I missed something.

Conclusion?

Holy shit did this guy have issues.

[osteichthyens]

he was having a normal one 💅

[osteichthyens]

githyanki oc.. i love frogs

[rhineposting]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50778844/chapters/157868845

Upon being given love, the Prince found within himself hope and faith in a better future, far from his prison.

CHAPTER 13 IS OUT NOW

[rhineposting]

COMMISSIONS OPEN

ALWAYS, ANYTIME AND ANYWHERE.

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[rhineposting]

Well.

I really, really wish I didn't have to do this again, but my life reached a boiling point. Yet again.

On account of my father practically losing his job and my sister no longer getting money from any of her welfare programs, my family officially has no income. I don't know what my life is going to look like in November and December, if we'll be able to pay rent or even buy anything to eat. Good chance I might be forced to drop out, half a year before graduating, but even then that won't be enough to cover living costs. That's even without mentioning my mother's deteriorating health, physical and mental.

So yeah, that kinda blows, to put it mildly.

I'd really appreciate any little bit of help at this point. Given my currency's terrible conversion rates, what might be the cost of a sandwich to you could be worth small groceries to me and my family.