How Did You Get Here?!?!?!?

Minor I don’t know/give me a minute Pansexual fuck MAPs. Im having some sort of crisis every second

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I forgot i had a tumblr

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I’ve had way to much coffee way to late at night for no one to be talking about

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I think Valkyrie from Thor love and thunder just gave me both a gender and sexuality crisis

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Finally figured out my sexuality! Now it’s time for gender

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Well that was… informative

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I’m not aromantic it’s just no one’s worked on themselves enough that they should be considered able to get a relationship Jessica…

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MAPs ruined maps

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I’ve realized I don’t want a romantic relationship I just want cuddles

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I know for a fact that all aromantic people have a list of live songs/songs about love that they can listen to, give them to me

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Lamp with sock is disbanding 😕

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Gonna be honest I have no idea who tf lampwithsocks is

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Stringbean isn’t an actual food…

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Scarlet witch more like scarlet bitch amiright

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If I legally marry myself do I get the tax benefits?

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If earth is an alien tv show I hope I’m someone’s favorite character

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My Christian dad if I said I was any religion: okay I support you

My Christian dad if I said I was catholic: I don’t love you

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If a turtle turns into a man their is two things that could happen

The good:

And the bad:

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Just remember: it’s not tax evasion if you don’t make any money