you're in nightmare now

a writing blog for the otome game nightmare harem

[oswaldsleftbicep]

welcome to my nonsense

❧ hannah || she/they || 21

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❧ routes completed: lucia pt 1, lucas, levy, noel, kaim, mikael, oswald, mefy, lucia pt 2

❧ current route: none

❧ major depressive disorder, expect slow updates

[oswaldsleftbicep]

Hey,how are you? I know that you're not very atm but i saw that you had 0 asks so I thought I'd leave one here for when you come back :)

I'd like to know your headcanons about them boys in a human high school, since we already got the college hcs

anyways, take ur time and i hope you will feel better <3

the boys as high schoolers

omg this was so fun to think about lol also you're so sweet :,) i am doing a lot better, just trying to push myself back into getting my life back together again

genre: crack, unintentional angst

cw: american high school, language, mention of sex

Lucia

❧ deffo in the popular crowd, the one with the preppy boys and girls who are also all involved in a sport, throughout all four years of high school

❧ he gave off the vibes that he would be kinda stuck up and would laugh at you behind your back, but he was actually one of the nice ones, albeit just a tad bit insensitive

❧ played a sport, maybe something like lacrosse or basketball, and was the captain of his team in his last year of high school. he'd also been on the team since he was a freshman, spiking his popularity immensely

❧ his favorite class was probably chemistry, because of the experiments, or gym, because it was easy

❧ his language arts teacher loathed him because he just could not understand any of the books they assigned. he would always take things too literally or say "it's not that deep, bro" to the teacher's face lmao

❧ he and his friends would sit to the side of the class, never up front but not quite in the very back, and this mf would always be making some kind of noise, either tapping his pencil or running his mouth-- at least he was kinda funny

❧ he was on grade level for most of his classes, except for being in honors sciences beginning his second year. he managed to graduate with a 3.1 gpa!!

❧ went to all the dances and formals, and he won prom king his senior year, although the girl he went with wasn't even nominated for prom queen awkward

❧ he honestly had one of the biggest glow ups, but like personality wise. when he was a freshman he was obnoxious and running through the halls and bothering people with rude jokes, but then he got diagnosed with adhd, got meds, and learned a bunch of coping strategies that calmed him down and made him a better student and friend

❧ picked on levy in the halls every chance he took, and if it weren't for the teachers, he would've picked on him some more in the classes they shared. he would've done the same with mefy, but his youngest brother always seemed to evade him somehow

❧ had a petty rivalry with mikael, and was pretty good friends with ricardo in that they always got into shenanigans together

Levy

❧ straight-a student and valedictorian the year he graduated :,) you bet your ass lucia was cheering so loud for him during his speech

❧ volunteered in the school library all four years, but especially so in his senior year when he had a bunch of free periods. anytime he had free time or it was study hall, he'd go to the library

❧ valued comfort in terms of his outfits but he also wanted to look put together, so he'd always be in a sweater or nice shirt with dark jeans or casual dress pants

❧ had a small group of friends that consisted of people he'd have multiple classes with or was in clubs with, but he also spent a decent amount of time with mefy and kaim

❧ speaking of clubs, he was in the book club all four years of high school as well as participating in the debate club. he was also in several honors societies and acted as a peer tutor, and you bet he was decorated as hell during graduation

❧ wanted so bad for his school to have an equestrian team, which they didn't because what kind of school has that, so he joined a local team instead, which got a few snobby popular kids to tease him for being "a horse girl"

❧ he liked all of his classes, although is favorites were history and english; his least favorite was gym, hands down. he would always be doing the bare minimum and coming up with excuses to get out of the more intense sports

❧ didn't go to any of the typical high school events like dances or games because he thought he was above all that, but he was really just too anxious

❧ he played an instrument in his first year of high school, something he carried over from middle school, but he just got too busy for it and it was no longer a priority. he either played viola or some shit like the oboe

❧ his teachers at the start of every year would see his last name and get filled with dread like "oh no not another one" but they then visibly relaxed when they realized he wasn't anything like lucia

❧ was in a lot of above grade level classes, which eventually led him to be in the same class as lucia a few times. levy thought it was so embarrassing and tried to sit as far away from lucia and his friends as possible. lucia has tried to get levy to do his homework before lol

Mefy

❧ he was an enigma to like ninety five percent of the school; he barely associated with anyone, always stuck to himself, wouldn't linger in one place for very long, and no one could find him during free time

❧ this unfortunately led him to be labeled as the "school shooter kid," which never bothered him but his brothers would be livid at hearing anyone call their baby brother that awful thing

❧ he had like two close friends and spent a lot of time with levy, and he was also close with the psychology/sociology teacher, whom he would eat lunch with every day for his last two years of high school. he liked that they never seemed to mind his deep, somewhat worrying questions about life and the human psyche

❧ his first year he stuck with levy in the cafeteria for lunch, then his second year he'd steal lucia's student id to eat outside in the senior courtyard

❧ he was a brilliant student, but he hardly ever participated in class and didn't put in more effort than he needed to which lowkey brought his grades lower than they could have been. his phych/soc teacher was the only one who noticed this and talked to him about it, which earned them his respect

❧ his favorite classes were psychology, sociology, and computer science, in that order. he was okay with the other classes, but refused to take any that would draw attention to himself, like theater or music

❧ he faked a doctors note that got him out of gym and levy was so salty about it. so all he ended up doing for that semester was walking laps lmao

❧ he joined the debate club with levy, but solely for the purpose of arguing with people and being able to get under their skin and gaslight them without serious repercussion. the advisor for the club knew what was up but genuinely did not care enough to stop him

❧ for his foreign language credit, he probably took something less popular like german or latin, and he'll just be saying shit in that language to lucia while levy snickers in the background

❧ he came up with the senior prank for his class and everyone loved it and immediately had a change of heart for him like, "man maybe this kid wasn't so bad." the prank ended up being a little too much for the principal, who demanded to know whose idea it was, but nobody snitched

❧ ...which made him feel just a little bit bad for hacking the school's grade system and changing everyone's grades to a d it got fixed don't worry

Oswald

❧ the american football coach tried so hard to get him on the team, but oswald didn't trust himself to go through with it because of his anger issues. he also didn't know if he could keep his grades up enough to stay on the team

❧ also kind of a loner, but in that he didn't really have anyone who he was close with at all. he hung out with noel the most, and lucia and kaim every so often, but for the most part he walked the halls alone

❧ he was a part time babysitter all four years of high school, and all four years he worked for kurt's family, and he brought that kid to watch every football game the school had

❧ he was a below average student, graduated with a 2.8 and had to retake algebra 1 his freshman year. he had to get a tutor for pretty much every general subject, especially for language arts his handwriting and essay skills are atrocious

❧ the one subject he never had to get help in though was science. earth and space, biology, chemistry, somehow even physics he always excelled in. physics was a bit of a struggle for him because of how much math is in it, but at the time kurt really wanted to be an astronaut and oswald was willing to learn physics to help him achieve that goal

❧ by the time oswald graduated, kurt no longer wanted to be an astronaut :,) rip

❧ he found out about the votech program and enrolled his junior year. he joined the agriculture one and fell in love with it, setting up an easy career path for him to go on as soon as he graduated

❧ he joined the environmental club starting his second year and managed to convince the principal to start a student garden! oswald spent pretty much all of his free time taking care of the garden, making sure it was watered and weeded

❧ he was so close to being able to join the science national honors society, but his gpa was just under the minimum requirement :(

❧ which meant that he didn't have any chords or anything during graduation which is nothing to be ashamed of, but he was kinda hard on himself about the snhs thing, so little eight year old kurt made him an honor chord by messily finger crocheting a row of chain stitches out of neon green yarn :,)

❧ he wore it with pride and anyone who'd ask about it would swoon at the answer, "my kid brother made it for me"

❧ he was low-key a heart throb in his school, but solely for his tall, dark, and handsome appearance. anyone who tried to ask him out or confess immediately found out that he's kinda clueless and not at all the bad boy they thought he was lmao

Kaim

❧ he was absolutely that mf who wore a suit to school every day. he'd go "casual" on friday by wearing a cashmere sweater and some dress pants

❧ his mom is friends with the brothers' mom, so he was close with all of them growing up but more so because his mom told him to "look out for them," knowing he was the only one out of all of them who had any real sense

❧ he was lowkey the therapist friend but on a more crisis intervention scale than a "do u need to vent" scale. he called lucia out several times for his shenanigans, kept mefy from becoming a bully, and talked oswald down from a lot of near spirals

❧ his favorite class was consistently language arts and he could write one persuasive ass essay, which helped him a lot in history, too. his least favorite class he had to take was computer science; no matter what he did, he just could not get his code to work and it nearly cost him his flawless gpa lmao

❧ speaking of gpa, he maintained honor roll throughout the entirety of high school, and graduated with a 4.0. he was above grade level in all his classes but refused to take ap classes, claiming they were a waste of time and money they are

❧ he favored his electives a lot more than his general classes. he low-key thrived in home economics, and the teacher convinced him to take the culinary class starting his junior year and got him enrolled in the field experience for culinary arts in his senior year

❧ he absolutely was an orchestra kid and had been playing the cello since fourth grade, earning him first chair by the time he was a junior. he also played the piano and helped out with school musicals and talent shows by playing the piano for songs if it required live music

❧ he earned a decent amount of chords for graduation: honors society for language arts, culinary club, orchestra, honor roll. he now uses them to tie his curtains back lmao

❧ everyone low-key dreaded being partnered up with him for projects, only because he's such a perfectionist and would make damn sure everyone did their part of the project and did it correctly

❧ absolute teacher's pet though, all of them loved how diligent and intelligent he was, making him the high school version of a teacher's assistant

❧ my school didn't have this, but he would absolutely have been hall monitor. he was, however, almost elected student body president despite not running, his class just nominated him lol

❧ much to his dismay, he was elected vice president of the student body and was put in charge of organizing student events. planning prom almost gave him grey hairs at the ripe age of seventeen

Mikael

❧ he didn't really fit in with a particular crowd, so i guess you could call him a wallflower in that sense? he was kinda a loner, but didn't give off the typical "loner" vibes

❧ very quiet, always got his work done on time, and always did his work exceptionally well, which made him a straight-a student as well

❧ he very well could have been the top of his class, but his lack of participation in class discussions and such knocked his grades down slightly. he always preferred to work alone, hated presentations, and never elaborated his verbal responses

❧ the one exception to him working alone was if noel was in his class; he knew that noel would be reliable and would just want to get the assignment over, and he wouldn't talk his ear off

❧ some of his teachers understood that he just wasn't comfortable and made an exception or didn't deduct points because they saw how eloquent his written responses were, but there's always those few teachers that just don't care lol

❧ he graduated with a 3.9 unweighted gpa, and he took several honors and even a few ap classes on top of being in science national honors society and national art honor society twin; he's a smart cookie

❧ his favorite classes were astronomy and art, he loathed gym and, despite him being good at math, he just could not understand geometry. he chose latin as his world language, although i could also see him taking greek if his school offered it

❧ he took ap psychology and ap world history, amongst a few others, and the exams annihilated him; he would have been elated to get a 3, but was beyond shocked when he saw he got a 4 on all of them

❧ his immense knowledge about the christian religion and the bible impressed the school's christian athlete leader did y'all's school have one of those?? and she tried to recruit him thinking he'd be perfect for the group, but he looked at her with the most perplexed look ever and responded, "i'm neither christian nor an athlete, why are you asking me this??"

❧ she got super embarrassed and refused to look at him when he took her sat prep class the next semester lmao

❧ he ate his lunch consistently in the atrium for the first three years of high school, and then in the senior courtyard next to the little fountain his last year, always alone though

❧ he was in choir for the first year of high school, something he'd done since elementary school, but he quit after seeing how petty everyone was to each other

❧ he'd hated lucia since he met him in the third grade, and on graduation day, mikael told lucia that he was genuinely surprised to see him graduate lmao

Ricardo

❧ definitely a student athlete, his first year was spent in basketball and his last three years were in american football, and he definitely got benched a few times

❧ he actually almost got kicked off the team in his sophomore year for bringing a fucking knife to school-- at least he was smart enough to not bring his gun

❧ he's a decently smart guy, but he just didn't put in the effort for his classes-- he did just enough to stay on his team. he was practically on a first name basis with his guidance counselor from how many visits they'd have between his grades and since the knife incident

❧ that being said, his grades never saw above a 3.0, in fact he averaged about a 2.6 all of high school. he also didn't bother to take the sat because he genuinely didn't think he'd go to college until the last semester of his senior year when he got a surprise scholarship for his athleticism

❧ his favorite class was gym, he always made sure to take a physical education class once a year. he also secretly really enjoyed the home economics class he put off until his last semester of senior year. the teacher was this older lady, and they grew pretty close and he'd even eat lunch with her, spending his free period and study hall in her classroom under the excuse that he needed more help on a certain topic. he gave her his jersey at the end of the year and she made sure to get a photo with him on graduation day :,)

❧ definitely infamous in his school for being a massive flirt and has definitely hooked up with several cheerleaders. it's funny cuz he always scoffed at what you learn in health class about sti's and safe sex, until he caught mono from someone in the theater class lmao

❧ i'm sorry but he was low-key very disrespectful to his teachers, at least for the first half of high school. like he'd roll his eyes at them, leave a mess, be on his phone all of class

❧ he was also a pain to be partnered up with for a project; if you got stuck with him, you bet your ass you'd be doing all the work. anything he said he'd do would be half assed, and you better hope you had a teacher who didn't grade collectively

❧ the academic classes he'd pay the most attention to were history and government, especially in terms of war periods and diplomacy. he lowkey loved playing devil's advocate in these classes which pissed off everyone else lmao

❧ his freshman year he was definitely the kid who wore those god awful graffiti-style backpacks with a speaker inside them, blasting the worst trash rap you ever heard

❧ another thing that almost got him kicked off the team, he got caught bullying a freshman in his junior year. he had to have a meeting with the kid's parents and apologize formally to the kid, and he got a semester's worth of detention and suspended from his sport for a month

❧ he shaped up a lot after that, and he ended up becoming one of the team's star players, definitely not the mvp or the captain, but he was valued for being a machine on the field, pure manpower and determination

❧ was pretty close friends with lucia, and although they drifted apart in their junior year a bit, they got close again come senior year and talked about going to the same college together after ricardo found out about his scholarship

❧ brought an air horn to the graduation ceremony and almost didn't get to walk the stage lmao

Noel

❧ won the superlative for being the quietest in his class lol; it got to the point where his teachers wouldn't cold call him for discussions knowing they'd get one word responses that wouldn't contribute anything at all

❧ he was always seen alone, or with either mikael or oswald, never anyone else. with mikael, they'd just eat together every once in a while, or they'd work on a project together. with oswald, they were just the oddest duo to see: a behemoth of a man and a small guy with a killer resting bitch face

❧ he really enjoyed biology as a class and elected to take anatomy, but promptly dropped it when he learned what they'd be dissecting. instead, he switched to forensic science and had a little too much fun making his crime scene diorama

❧ this poor kid could barely make it through his math classes. he had to be tutored in math all through high school and oswald became his study buddy aw

❧ the same thing applied with his language arts class: he just kept falling behind, his written grammar skills were awful, as was his handwriting. between this and the fact that he hardly spoke, his teacher just assumed that he didn't speak the school's primary language and had the bright idea of putting him in an "x for speakers of other languages" class lmaoo

❧ he was evaluated and it turned out that he, in fact, could understand the primary language, he's just very silent and is bad at grammar. so, he was moved again to a lower language arts class

❧ he didn't particularly hate any of his classes, he just knew he had to suck it up and do them. he'd try his hardest, sure, but sometimes he'd just do the minimum effort required if he really wasn't feeling it

❧ he joined the environmental club with oswald and helped him with the gardens. he also tried out the culinary club, but upon promptly burning his first dish to ashes, determined that maybe it wasn't for him lol

❧ so aside from the environmental club and tutoring, he didn't really have any extracurriculars. he was very much a "i'm here to learn and go home" type of guy

❧ he graduated with a 2.8 gpa, and hated the grad cap lmao he absolutely wore his casual clothes under his gown, which he took off almost immediately after the ceremony was over

Lucas

❧ very well known through the whole school, he was regarded as a heartthrob and resident pretty boy, but for some reason he didn't seem to have very many friends, and no one really seemed to know much about him

❧ he was as active as possible in school life; he joined the yearbook committee in his first year and started taking journalism classes in his junior year, he also one of the only ones to pay attention to student board elections

❧ he was very big on the arts classes that his school offered, especially photography, which in turn helped out a lot for the yearbook. he also took a ceramics class, and the art teachers loved him so much that they gave him his own senior studio space in his sophomore year

❧ he actually did really well in all of his classes, he's a quick learner and had a phenomenal memory. the one thing he sucked at was note taking. so when he took a history class that required cornell notes?? bye, that was the lowest grade he's ever gotten

❧ mans was the king of extracurriculars, on top of the yearbook committee he was in the gsa and best buddies, and he scored national art honors society

❧ he hung around a different friend group every day, so he knew everyone's beef all the time, which easily made him the most powerful man in the school in a way. he never used it for bad, but it would give him topic ideas for the school newspaper

❧ failed the pacer test so bad in his freshman year that half the people in his class that had crushes on him got the ick and stopped lmao

❧ he tried doing theater in his sophomore year, but everyone was so in each other's business that he stopped after that one year; he landed a spot in the musical though and killed it

❧ the psychology/sociology and language arts teachers always got a kick talking to him because of the odd shit that comes out of this guys mouth; he'd pose the most thought provoking and lowkey existential questions about the content material that had the teachers on a tangent for the rest of class. his classmates would either love him or hate him for this, grateful to have an easy rest of class or freaking out at the question too

❧ he graduated with a 3.6 gpa, and he had several chords from his extracurriculars. he didn't really want to wear them, not finding them important or that big of a deal, but his art teachers convinced him that he worked hard for them

❧ the yearbooks all four years of his high school career were the best the school had seen that their sales went up. after he graduated, they dipped in quality and the yearbook committee advisor was so sad lol

[strawberrychipz]

my obsession with Nightmare Harem is back and so am i.

just posted a tiktok with lucas content (oh wow what a surprise), here is the link if some of you would like to check it out👍👍

[oswaldsleftbicep]

Hi , how are you doing? Hope you're doing alright? I would like to ask for some crushing on an Oblivious Levy headcanons

crushing on an oblivious levy

ended up being like levy was oblivious to your feelings and his own lol

genre: fluff, slowburn?

cw: not edited, language, more of a oneshot than hcs

❧ not only is this man oblivious, he's also really bad with processing emotions-- emotional constipation, if you will

❧ it was basically love at first sight for you; his standoffish behavior held a mysterious aura that captivated you and you just had to know more about him

❧ so, you started small, seeking him out everyday to see what he was doing, to get a feel for his routine

❧ you would ask him questions about whatever he was doing: what book he was reading, how he liked his tea, what his horse is named, just simple small talk-y questions

❧ at first it annoyed him; what were you doing talking to him, anyway? didn't you have work to do? besides, wouldn't lucia be more fun to talk to?

❧ but you were persistent, continuing to seek him out every day, asking him endless questions about himself, sneaking compliments in every now and then, and eventually he started humoring you and giving real answers

❧ he remained unsure as to why you wanted to bother him so badly; he didn't think he was that interesting of a person to talk to, even on a good day

❧ over time, though, he grew to appreciate the company, beginning to anticipate your visits and seemingly endless conversation

❧ he also noticed how his favorite meals would be prepared more often, coincidentally on the nights where it was your turn to cook, and similarly his favorite beverages would always be prepared for him right on time, and more food for his horse would already be ordered before he would even bring it up to kaim

❧ levy, the dumb bitch, brushed all of this off to be coincidence and didn't think twice about these happenstances

❧ it's not until he finds you curled up in the library one day reading a book he told you about the day prior that he starts to feel something twinge in his heart

❧ you're too entranced with the story to notice him peering at you from the aisle, so he scurries away not wanting to disturb you

❧ he sees you carry that book with you everywhere for the next week, noting how the bookmark travels through the pages, until one day it's no longer in your possession

❧ that day, you bring him his tea as he sits at his desk in his room, important papers sprawled across it. you make quick small talk, intending to leave him to his work quickly, when he does something rare; he asks you a question

❧ "what did you think of the book?"

❧ it catches you off guard, yet a smile splits across you face and your eyes light up, a sight he finds that he could get used to seeing more often

❧ you excitedly ramble about what you thought of the story, comparing your notes to what levy's told you about it, how it reminds you of another book you read years ago

❧ and levy's got this soft smile on his face, taking in everything you're saying, noting how you gesticulate at certain words, how your expressions label your emotions so clearly, how you lean in ever so slightly toward him

❧ "-but i guess i should let you get back to your work now, huh?" he blinks back into focus, not realizing he'd let his mind wander so much that he missed your concluding thoughts

❧ "right," he coughs, trying to hide his sudden awkwardness, "well, i'm glad you liked the book."

❧ you smile at him and begin to head out his door when you hear him call out to you, "meet me in the library after dinner. we'll find you another book to read." and he flashes you a smile, the brightest one you've seen from him yet, and you feel your face burn, taking in the expression in awe. at a complete loss for words, all you can do is nod a few times, finally slipping through the door and shutting it softly behind you

❧ you bite your lip in excitement, and begin to scurry off elsewhere in search of something else to do. levy finds himself staring at the door for a moment longer, a soft smile and distant expression on his face before he sighs and returns to his work

❧ just as promised, he meets you in the library after dinner's been cleaned up, and the two of you wander the endless aisles of books. he asks you about your literary likes and dislikes, listening intently and mentally sifting through his options. he pulls a few that meet your tastes, as well as a few that meet his own, per your request-- why you would request such a thing puzzles him, but he complies anyway

❧ even once you've collected a reasonable stack of books, your conversation doesn't end, and the two of you find yourselves lounging on some library chairs, talking for hours about anything and everything, completely losing track of time

❧ he learns about your interests aside from reading, what your life was like before living in the manor, and even what your hopes for the future are

❧ it's not until the clock strikes midnight that the two of you decide to call it a day, bidding each other good night before heading off to your respective rooms

❧ levy's unable to sleep that night for some reason, his mind playing your conversation over and over, and when he does manage to sleep his dreams are full of images of you

❧ the next day, he's in a daze, making his way through the halls with a far off expression on his face. surprisingly, it's mefy who points it out to him

❧ "brother, are you alright," mefy asks concerned, genuine or otherwise, "did you not sleep well?"

❧ levy hesitates for a moment, instinctively wanting to brush off the concern and keep his thoughts to himself, but he figures his younger brother wouldn't be so bad to confide in; so, he tells mefy everything. about how you've made yourself a regular in his routine, how he found he doesn't mind the company, how your efforts to know him have turned mutual and you spent hours talking the night prior, and about how he couldn't sleep because he was too busy thinking about you

❧ mefy listens intently with a small, knowing smirk on his face. "i'm jealous," he pouts in fake disappointment, "they don't spend time with me like that... you must really be something special to them, then."

❧ levy stares at his brother in confusion, "why would they only want to be around me? it doesn't make sense; there's no way they don't spend time with everyone else."

❧ mefy's expression drops, and he looks at his older brother with a hint of disappointment at his obliviousness. "maybe you should just ask them about it," he tells levy bluntly and walks off, leaving him feeling only slightly stressed

❧ levy spends the rest of the day thinking about how to approach you with this question. you, of course, take note of the far off expression he's had since the morning and how it only got worse throughout the day

❧ you find him at the stables right before the sun sets, and greet him as you always do, with a big smile and a soft expression; he only nods at you, continuing to brush his horse's coat without a word

❧ you feel yourself deflate slightly at his change in demeanor compared to the night prior; why was he acting so standoffish? was he just tired from the late night, or were boundaries overstepped last night and he decided he's had enough of you?

❧ pushing your worries aside, you ask him about his day while petting his horse's snout affectionately

❧ rather than answer your question like a normal person, he answers with a question of his own, "why do you talk to me?"

❧ he winces at how your face falls in slight horror at his words, how you assume the worst about their meaning. "no, wait, I mean," his words fly out quickly, stumbling over one another in an attempt to make clear his meaning, "there's so many other people around you to spend your time with, why waste it on just me?"

❧ you blink at his rush of words. "I don't think time spent on you is a waste," you laugh lightly, "out of everyone here, I just think you're the most interesting. i've felt drawn to you since I started living here." as you finish your statement, your eyes drift from his own back to his horse, suddenly feeling sheepish

❧ he stares at you, cheeks tinted pink at your words. "I don't understand," he mumbles, mostly to himself but you hear anyway

❧ "are you alright," you ask hesitantly, looking back over at him, "you've been kinda... spacey all day. did you get much rest? I know we stayed up kinda late."

❧ now it's his turn to avert his gaze, feeling sheepish himself. every ounce of self preservation is screaming at him to say he's fine, but something in his heart is whispering for him to tell the truth. so he does

❧ "no, I didn't sleep well last night," he says bluntly and winces slightly at the apologetic look on your face, "it wasn't your fault! I was just... my head was full of thoughts and I couldn't get them to stop."

❧ "oh? do you wanna talk about it," you ask, equal parts concerned and curious

❧ he hesitates once more, suddenly feeling very vulnerable. taking a breath in, he bravely meets your gaze, "it was you. I was thinking about you."

❧ your heart pounds in your chest at his blunt confession. "so it was my fault you couldn't sleep," you joke, trying to ease the sudden tension between the two of you

❧ he smiles softly and rolls his eyes, and continues to confess, "I don't know what to make of it; it's been plaguing me all day and I can no longer focus when thoughts of you cross my mind."

❧ it feels as though your pounding heart comes to a complete stop, and your eyes go wide with the hopeful realization that maybe, just maybe, levy is starting to feel for you the way you feel about him

❧ you swallow nervously, collecting your thoughts. "do you think it's because you like me," you mask your nerves with a teasing tone, shaky smile adorning your lips

❧ he scoffs lightly at your words, "of course I like you, y/n, otherwise I wouldn't allow you to spend so much time around me."

❧ it's your turn to roll your eyes at him. "no, dummy," he makes a look of mock offense at the name, "I mean, do you like me?"

❧ "I already-" he cuts himself off, your question finally making sense to him. did he have feelings for you? is that what the soft feeling was whenever you come around, the willingness to ruin his sleep schedule just to stay in your company for a moment longer, the welcome anticipation of when you would knock at his door with his afternoon tea in hand? it all suddenly clicks, and his face burns red at the realization

❧ you smile at him, waiting patiently as the cogs turn in his brain, taking his expression as an affirmative answer. you put him out of his misery by speaking first, "I only ask because i happen to like you. a lot, actually. I wouldn't read all those books for just anybody."

❧ he continues to stare at you, his slightly overwhelmed expression fading into one akin to a young schoolboy receiving his first confession letter, all flustered and hopeful and disbelieving

❧ "well," he finally speaks, clearing his throat, "good."

❧ you laugh at his short response, him being emotionally stuck up as always. you reach forward and grab hold of his hand, gently squeezing it in your own, flashing him that beautiful, bright smile he's come to adore, and he feels his awkwardness and his exhaustion slip away

❧ you fell first, but, good god, did he fall harder

[oswaldsleftbicep]

Hey , just wanted to hear if you're doing well? I start to get worried. You weren't online since months and haven't posted since months. Sure real-life comes first but it's really been a long time since you were active

hi! thank you for the concern, i really appreciate it :) i'm not doing very well, the last few months have been very hard. i didn't want to make a post explaining my absence because i feel like that's all i've been doing lol

i'm pushing myself to get back to a sense of normalcy in my life, but it's taking a lot longer than i've thought. my goal is to have my shit together by my birthday, and i'll probably do a fun little event or something on my blog to get myself back into writing

as for you in particular, your request is still sitting very cozy in my inbox, and i can't thank you enough for your patience and understanding. i will be working on it throughout the rest of this week so i can get it to you

[oswaldsleftbicep]

real important question here: who do you think that is the best husband material from the game? and pls rate them from best to worst-

rating the boys as husbands

a great way to wrap up my married life series! i kinda dived more into the cons of marriage in this, stuff i didn't get into in the original posts. i'd love to hear what y'all think about this, how you'd rate them, etc. that being said, these are all my opinion, based on my own perception and standards as to what qualities a life partner should have

married life hcs: part 1 | part 2 | part 3

genre: other, angst if you squint

cw: first draft and unedited rambling

Lucia

❧ he's a great husband; not much changes in your relationship so it's all still very fun and youthful and full of spark

❧ he pulls his weight around the house and makes sure to support you always

❧ since he's the breadwinner, you aren't required to work in order to keep y'all afloat, so if you aspire to be a house spouse, this one is for you!

❧ he has his moments where he doesn't take things as seriously as he should, he likes to brush things off and look on the bright side as often as he can. however, he knows very well when to stop and take things seriously, which saves you from a lot of intense arguments

❧ also, because of his work, he gets incredibly busy and there are times where you see very little of him and it can get stressful, especially once the two of you get so used to seeing each other all day, every day. the stress of being the new king also piles up on him, and every now and then he really struggles with managing it, and he can end up snapping at you or shutting you out for a bit

❧ overall rating: 9/10

Levy

❧ y'all have a very quiet marriage and life together- which absolutely isn't a bad thing! it'a all just very lowkey, but the love is always there

❧ and the life and home you two share is so full of domesticity and comfort, it truly is a safe space for the both of you

❧ you both have to work to support yourselves, which paired with the fact that he's not extremely helpful in terms of housework is,, not the best thing ever. don't get me wrong, he tries his hardest, but growing up having most things done for him is a deeply rooted habit of his

❧ you also have to keep in mind his attitude; levy is a very stubborn man, and he's been known to go behind loved ones' backs to get his way. communication and patience are musts in your marriage with him

❧ when arguments do happen, expect the silent treatment and cold shoulder, but by the end of the night, he will always come back to you and neither of you will go to sleep before talking things out

❧ he might take you for granted every now and then, but his love, appreciation, and admiration for you is eternal and will keep him tethered to you forever

❧ overall rating: 7/10

Mefy

❧ you love him, and he loves you. that's something that you have to remind yourself of a lot.

❧ right off the bat you have the secrecy about what he does for work; you have essentially no idea about his life outside of your shared home, and you often find yourself wondering, "who is my husband when i'm not around?"

❧ similar to levy, he doesn't do much around the house, and he doesn't seem to be too apologetic about it. this especially sucks considering that you have a job too. you can't stay home to take care of things, so you have to squeeze in time after work to meal prep and clean the house

❧ a lot of the time, you just feel like your marriage was more of a mutual agreement than a statement of your romance and devotion

❧ if you can set aside his secrecy, deceptiveness, and meanness, he's very sweet and considerate of you and your relationship. he sets aside his own opinions, and pays attention to the things you care about, keeping them in mind to bring up at a later date

❧ he leaves you wondering a lot of things, which can cast shadows of doubt in your mind, but you know he's faithful and will always return to you. that trust and confidence is one of the biggest things keeping your marriage afloat

❧ overall rating: 4/10

Oswald

❧ trying my best to set aside my own biases for this one-

❧ it's very hard to find a man more devoted to you than oswald. he takes his vows very seriously, and dedicates the rest of his life to act as your servant not literally of course but ya know. anything he can do to make sure you live a safe, comfortable, and secure life, he's doing

❧ he really tries his hardest to help around the house with cooking and cleaning, but his strength really lies in the latter. it's very endearing tho, seeing him try his best and looking to you with a sparkle in his eyes, eager to please

❧ but then you have to keep in mind his other job; assuming that he continues working for lucia and kaim, and until there is a complete cure for his condition, he will likely continue to be sent on missions. how long he's gone for, you never know, and the only solace you get is his promise to return home to you

❧ and then you have the effects of his condition. he tries to keep you at a distance from him when he goes on a rampage, but things can happen. he's hurt you once before, and it would absolutely eat him up if that ever happened again. there are risks, but in the end, it's an illness and support from the one he loves most is what keeps him together

❧ overall rating: 9/10

Kaim

❧ he's dedicated his life to servitude; to him, marriage is just an extension of that

❧ he wouldn't just marry you for the heck of it tho, he really loves you and is thoroughly devoted to you, and it shows with how gentle he treats you, and how he pampers you in his own special way

❧ you know that being married to him ensures that you'll be well taken care of and secure in your way of life

❧ but it's hard for him to keep home and work separate, and it can sometimes seem as if he's more your boss or overseer than your husband. he takes charge of a lot of things at home, has specific expectations, and instructs you on things to do a lot

❧ it's rare for him to just relax and be with you, as his life is basically his work. the infrequent, sacred time you have to yourselves is often right before bed, unwinding together and relishing in each other's closeness, which appears to be all he needs

❧ overall rating: 6/10

Mikael

❧ this man has a lot of complexity to him, and a lot of it is due to internal conflict. he has such string desires, but because of his upbringing, way of life, and status, he's learned to stifle those desires down into performative indifference

❧ he relies on you to help him with that, and he's learned to be comfortably vulnerable with you, which really strengthens your marriage

❧ he sticks his nose up at a lot of domestic housekeeping tasks, resulting in you either doing it yourself, or forcing him to help out while he pitches a fit lol

❧ he's a big homebody, which shows he's comfortable in the house you built together and gives you slight peace of mind in that you always know where he's at, but if you ever want to go out somewhere, it can take a while to get him to agree

❧ in order for this marriage to last and be successful, you have to be willing to help him, to help each other, grow and adapt and heal. there's a lot of therapy-esque reflection and conversation between the two of you, most often late at night

❧ overall rating: 5.5/10

Ricardo

❧ he's surprisingly great to live with: he's tidy, does his part in housework, knows how to cook

❧ the fun and youthful excitement of y'all's dating stage relationship lasts very well into your marriage; he refuses to go quietly into your aging together, and really values having memories and fun experiences together

❧ his frugality can get a tad bit annoying, especially because it's conditional. he's great at budgeting and paying bills and dues, but every now and then he'll make an impulsive financial decision

❧ which ties into his reckless behavior. having you and your marriage in his life definitely calmed him down, but old habits die hard. at his core, he still has those heartless, borderline psychotic impulses

❧ and let's not forget his dark ending. he is capable of that, and whether you're aware of it or not, the risk for that becoming a reality is still there. you've helped him change and become a better person, helped him mellow and settle down, but how much can nurture reverse nature?

❧ overall rating: 6/10

Noel

❧ he tries his best, but doesn't fully grasp this whole marriage concept

❧ the beginning of your union together consists primarily of you teaching him how to live with someone else. every now and then, it makes you worry about if you're treating him like a child

❧ don't get me wrong, he learns and understands eventually, and he becomes a good person to share a life with, but for a good while in the beginning, your union gets tested

❧ he's a prime example of you need to live with your partner for a while before you get married

❧ honestly, you don't feel as though your relationship with him changed much after marriage; if anything, you just feel more responsibilities piled up as you have to essentially train the poor man to be a husband

❧ and it's not his fault, remember that, he's lost everything at one point, memories included, and every day is a learning experience. as long as he has you by his side, he's confident that he'll become everything that you deserve

❧ overall rating: 4/10

Lucas

❧ life with him is full of adventure and bright, warm feelings. with it, though, is a feeling that you're walking along a tightrope, suspended high above the surface of the earth, but as long as you have your focus on one another, you'll always remain balanced

❧ it's not like y'all are struggling to get by either, early on in your marriage just has the classic vibe of newlyweds working hard to save up and build a beautiful life, sticking by one another through thick and thin

❧ his,, collection of belongings can be a reason for a bit of stress, especially if it all just continues to pile up. he won't clean or organize his belongings regularly unless you ask him to, and he never really sees a problem with it

❧ the two of you are always up to something, there's hardly ever a boring day in your shared life. on the other side of that coin, though, is his desire to always be going somewhere, wandering about and almost getting himself into trouble with his nosiness

❧ this one's hard to explain, but all he's ever wanted was you. he's waited countless lifetimes to have you, and he'd do it all again. yet, there's just something about him that tells me there's an unfulfilled desire within him, something that he'll continue to search for and will leave him perpetually, partially unsatisfied with his life

❧ overall rating: 8.5/10

[oswaldsleftbicep]

I thought someone would’ve asked already, but can you complete the “married life” series with the angels please? Thanks <3

married life with mikael, ricardo, & noel

the long awaited finale to the married life series! gotta be one of the sweetest things i've written :,)

genre: fluff

cw: language, nsfw innuendo in ricardo's part

Mikael

❧ the finances would be split 50/50,,, in theory at least. he ends up actually paying for more stuff despite him not really,, having a job? he's got a side hustle that allows him to stay at home while still bringing in the big bucks, it's insane and i'm jealous

❧ that being said, he's a big homebody and doesn't much enjoy running errands. if you want him to go grocery shopping with you you'll have to ask him relentlessly and have it planned days in advance. either way, he lets you use his card and says you can get yourself a treat while you're out so it's okay lol

❧ omg he doesn't clean either, you have to lowkey train him to clean. it starts small with having him help you fold laundry or do some light dusting. did he complain? yes. but did he grow to see the domesticity of it all? yes.

❧ he much prefers to help you out with the cooking. he's so used to having someone make food for him, so actually working through a recipe is a refreshing challenge for him; just be careful tho, he can be impatient and will sneak bites of ingredients and from the dish as it's being prepared

❧ he's a secret romantic at heart, so you can bet he will not give up on dates and anniversaries once y'all are married. most of these events are held within your home, so expect flowers and spa nights, but there's also plenty of fancy dinners out or late night picnics under the stars. he researches upcoming astronomical events and y'all will travel to go see them; he'll keep a photo album/scrapbook full of these trips with pictures of the stars that night along with a photo of the two of you and little mementos from the area

❧ mikael is kinda indifferent on having children as he's always seen it as something expected of him, but something he's never seen himself doing. so, like most of the boys, having kids is a big conversation that's to be had

❧ he has the same indifference with having pets; he doesn't particularly want one, but doesn't loathe the idea. so when you decide to sneak one in, he'll pretend to hate it at first, but ends up growing the biggest soft spot for it and will spoil the ever loving hell out of the creature

❧ assuming he doesn't live in his castle, he wants a fairly large modern house with lots of open space and a clean, bright interior. he's got expensive taste and it takes forever to find a house for the two of you. he wants to keep a certain aesthetic with his decor, very clean and minimalistic

❧ but overtime, you start to add some of your own picks to the place, like pictures and fun art and pointless decorations, and he's like "wtf how did this get here??" but as soon as he realizes it was you, he feels a warmth overtake him, and it really hits him, "this is our home"

Ricardo

❧ he's also want to go 50/50 with the finances, but purely because he does not want to pay for anything, yet he would feel incredibly immasculated if he let his partner pay for everything all the time, regardless of their gender

❧ his disdain for spending money comes in handy tho, and he's pretty good at budgeting and frugality. if you decide to go grocery shopping with him, he complains about the prices of everything the whole time and searches for all the best bargains and deals

❧ he's surprisingly a fairly tidy person, but he prefers cooking to cleaning, and he's also surprisingly pretty good at it. you both received a few cookbooks as a wedding present and he's made it a goal to try every single recipe in them. he likes sitting you up on the counter while he cooks, letting you taste test and sprinkle in some ingredients every now and then

❧ going back to the cleaning thing, he really shines when it comes to folding laundry, like he'd fold all the laundry ever without much complaint. he's also good at taking the trash out, washing dishes, and general tidiness of the home. however, his mortal enemy is making the bed. good luck with that

❧ he takes you on dates like y'all are still in the dating stage; like it's all fun and adventures, running around and giggling like lovesick teenagers. he takes you to every nearby carnival and arcade, and late night rides and club outings are a must. don't worry tho, he'll take you on more romantic dates, but he prefers to save those for anniversaries, which he likes to celebrate biannually. if you personally value smaller milestones like when you got engaged or when he first asked you to be his, he'll get you some flowers that he stole from noel's garden

❧ prefers to practice how to make kids than the idea of actually having them, but i can see him shaping up and showing out to be a decent father if kids are something you seriously want. he 10000000% wants a dog tho, and it's absolutely a big guard dog that he trains to protect you and your children at all times

❧ ok i remember seeing something that was like a scenario where someone gets their s/o a guard dog to protect them and then they get into an argument and make a move toward their s/o, not intending to hurt them ofc but still spooky, and the dog fuckin attacks them to protect the s/o, like good doggie. someone ask me to write this plsplspls-

❧ doesn't really care about where you live, and he leaves the decor completely up to you. ofc he has his preferences with colors and aesthetics, but will absolutely set that aside with mild complaint if it's something you want. just leave the heavy lifting to him, with the small price of some paint fights lol

❧ the one thing he must have is a shared hobby room where he can have his sewing and embroidery supplies, and you can have your setup for whatever your hobbies are :)

Noel

❧ genuinely thought y'all were already married before it even happened-

❧ like the second the two of you talked about marriage and agreed it was something you both want, he thought that was it. so cue his confusion when you started talking about a wedding lmao don't get me wrong tho, he's glad you ended up actually having one, and it was a very joyous occasion, and then things for the most part carry on as they were before you were married

❧ hate to break it to you, but you're the breadwinner. he'll absolutely pitch in when he can, but you end up being the one handling the bills and such

❧ please teach him how to cook so he can stop bugging you to make certain things and bugging you while you're actually cooking. this guy really just needs to get used to living with and sharing a whole space with a person. he's messy, very disorganized, and has never really been bothered to fix that. sunday resets are a necessity in your home, and with time, noel learns to be a functioning and contributing partner in your marriage lmao

❧ the one thing he's got the hang of right out the bat is yard work and caring for your garden. he's very diligent with it, and makes sure you have a fresh bunch of flowers for the kitchen and for the bedroom every week

❧ with his garden, he also grows a majority of your produce, so grocery trips aren't very frequent. but when you do decide to go, he's very keen to join you, just make sure he eats before you go so he doesn't fill the cart too much. he enjoys seeing all the new options and makes it a point to grab something new to try with you every time you go shopping

❧ he doesn't really plan dates, he just sees something that he'd like to do with you and asks you if you'd be down. he doesn't really realize it's a date until about halfway through the outing lmao. as for anniversaries, his main priority is the big annual wedding anniversary, but that doesn't mean the little ones are gone forever. he keeps calendars every year, and when it's time for a new one, he'll go through and fill out all the special dates, like when you had your first kiss, when you first met, etc. when these days come, he'll bring them up softly to you when you wake up or over breakfast; just the fact that he remembered those milestones is more than enough to make you happy

❧ he doesn't feel like he needs to have kids to make his life or his marriage complete, but if it comes up he'd much prefer to adopt a child; he feels that adopting a child and giving them a better life would heal something within him. he also wouldn't mind having a pet, as long as it's something not super energetic, and he doesn't mind high maintenance pets, he likes the routines that come with the responsibility. either way, he treats your pet as if it's completely sentient, having full conversations and giving it a voice in matters of opinion lmao

❧ he'd prefer to have a smaller house, maybe something a little older too. he's not a maximalist like lucas is, but he'll absolutely fill your house up with fun, warm decorations and photographs, making sure to put all of your fondest memories together on full display

[oswaldsleftbicep]

headcanos for the college life of the boys, pls?😭 (+ what their major would be)

college life

,,,,,anon are you in my head?? i shit you not, this exact scenario has been sitting in my notes app for like a month jskdfnkjs that being said, this will all be based off my own experiences with american universities

i'm actually looking to go back to college! i reapplied for my university, and also applied to another just in case, but i'm anxious to get back to it

lots of changes have been happening lately.

genre: other, crack if you squint

cw: language, no beta we die like men

Lucia

❧ most definitely majors in business or communications, but minors in political science (polisci)

❧ he joined a frat as a first year, got a little freaked out over the hazing part but was in too deep to back out, so he stuck it out

❧ idk how frats work, but he ended up becoming a big to a few freshies in his later years :,)

❧ does debate club/moot court as an extracurricular and comes up with the most bullshit arguments that,, surprisingly make sense

❧ since he has the means and the will, he goes to grad school for his masters degree but goes for something more to do with law or criminal justice, having been inspired by moot court

❧ however, he doesn't go for a phd and doesn't go to law school or anything, settling for a job in local government

Levy

❧ starts out as a regular history major, but by his second year he changes it to specifically military history, with a minor in medieval and early modern studies (mems)

❧ spends most of his time in the history building or at the campus library, where he has a part time job, but he also made it a point to join the university's polo team. anytime he's stress out about something, he'll go and care for the horses

❧ makes regular appointments with his advisor, but they became so frequent that the two of them end up getting coffee once a month and to catch up

❧ most definitely is on the dean's list and graduates with high honors

❧ starts being a ta in the second semester of his third year, and does it every semester following. he's the sort of ta that you either find annoying and insufferable, or you have a massive crush on

❧ goes on to get his masters and phd in military history, concentrating in some probably really obscure period of time

Mefy

❧ kinda a mix between his brothers, he's a polisci and mems double major; he couldn't pick which he liked more so he double majored instead of making one a minor

❧ out of curiosity, he went to go see the theater department's production of the iliad and was enamored at the idea of putting on shows of ancient stories and plays, so he took it on as an extracurricular

❧ he tries to keep his newfound hobby a secret from his brothers, but they eventually find out and come to every one of his shows :,)

❧ he does well in class and participates enough so that the profs all know him by name and are fond of him, but mefy secretly hates most of them, save for his war history prof and the theater director

❧ carried on to grad school, focusing on the politics of war in early and medieval times, but doesn't pursue more than a masters

Oswald

❧ started out as a geography and environmental science (ges) major, but unintentionally selected the bachelor of science path instead of the bachelor of arts path

❧ cue his horror when he sees that he has to take not just bio, but math up to calculus and physics

❧ he tries to push through, he really does, and he comes to enjoy a good chunk of his sciencey classes,,, but eventually it was too much, and he brought it up to his advisor, who suggested to switch to a ba, and poor mans was like "a what??"

❧ but he's doing much better now as a ba, and discovered a new passion for environmental justice!!

❧ got a job working with the campus maintenance crew and helps take care of the landscaping; he also joins the environmental club which helps keep the campus clean and safe, and they also get to work in the compost gardens!

❧ he unfortunately wasn't able to consider grad school due to funding, but with the help of his advisor, he was able to get a certificate and an internship in agriculture!

Kaim

❧ ok it's so hard to imagine this man in college,, he just seems so old to me lol

❧ but we can all agree he most definitely attended an ivy league school, majoring in music and joining the campus orchestra

❧ he also found interest in the culinary program and got a little job with the campus event catering staff to help prepare the food and serve guests at fancy events, and he stuck with it for so long that he became part of their management!

❧ his experience with that job lead him to discover that his university offers a hospitality studies program, and he got his certificate in that

❧ he was also absolutely an ra and enforced his rules so much that he had to be moved to a majority upperclassmen hall because all the freshies loathed him and kept asking admin to change dorm halls lol

❧ got really good grades and made the deans list, and actually got scholarship money to go to grad school, but he just simply didn't want to and was content with his bachelors degree

Mikael

❧ he majored in astronomy, with a minor in linguistics and ancient studies. he originally planned to major in astrophysics, but upon realizing just how much math would be involved, he was repulsed and settled for astronomy

❧ it's not that he can't do math, he very much knows how to and he's incredibly intelligent, he simply just doesn't want to do it lol

❧ he's sort of an enigma on campus, he's got this otherworldly air about him, like he's not from this time; whether that means he's a visitor from the past or future is up to interpretation, but it intimidates the hell out of everyone else that he's mostly left alone

❧ he attends all of the ancient studies and mems events, and he's also in the astronomy club; in fact, he's one of the only members of his club to attend every single meeting without fail, no matter how late in the night it is

❧ attends grad school and gets his masters in ancient linguistics, and later focuses on how ancient civilizations interpreted astronomy and how it affected their culture, which earns him his phd

❧ rubs his phd in lucia's face at any chance he gets, practically forces the man to call him dr. mikael

Ricardo

❧ tried his hardest to pick the easiest major, but none of the classes were interesting to him and his advisor all but begged this man to pick something he's actually interested in; so now he's a war history major lol

❧ he also joins a frat, influenced by media's portrayal of them and assuming that he's gonna party every night and get loads of bodies; however, he doesn't realize that he actually needs to keep a certain gpa to stay in the frat, and that he has rules he needs to follow, so he almost gets kicked out several times

❧ he shapes up pretty well by his second year, which is also when he looks into volunteering with campus police and eventually gets a part time job with them

❧ he does manage to graduate on time, and is more than content with just his bachelors; he told his advisor he'd rather shove a gun up his ass than go to grad school

❧ his advisor, along with all of his profs hated him, and are so happy to see him gone

Noel

❧ surprisingly, he majors in biology and is on the premed track for pharmaceuticals; he has an interest in the medical field, but doesn't want to be a doctor or nurse, so he figured working in a pharmacy or even making medicine would be the way to go

❧ also surprisingly, he's like really good at the more difficult subjects, like organic chemistry. he's flying through the work during discussions, to which his partners are all like "???? teach us???"

❧ unfortunately, he is not a good teacher. he knows the content, he really does, but he cannot for the life of him understand how he got there. "you just,,, do it? like write it all down, and convert it and you're done" i've never taken orgo

❧ it got to a point where the prof was convinced he was cheating, but when they tested him, he was even able to mental math that shit and he was left alone lol

❧ stumbled in on the cosmetology students working on their hair dressing, and was like "can i do that?", scaring the hell out of everyone when did he get here?? but they took him in and he helps them study and practice

❧ other than that, he spends his spare time hanging out in the wellness center or outdoor zen gardens, and he also joined the environmental club to help upkeep the gardens makes sure to hand the smelliest piles of compost to oswald

Lucas

❧ double majors in art history and literature, so he spends a lot of time in the humanities and fine arts buildings

❧ at least five people in all of his classes have a massive crush on him; he's just so pretty and smart and he reads??? awooga!! but most of those crushes dissipate once they try and have a conversation with him, they just can't follow along with his train of thought

❧ speaking of which, his profs either love him or hate him. he'll come up with the most bizarre and elaborate interpretations of texts and art and still somehow have solid reasons to back it up. anytime they have socratic style discussions in class, no one can follow up or argue when he speaks because,,, what the hell did he even just say?

❧ but every now and then, he'll break through to them all and say something that, one, makes sense and, two, is so though provoking and interesting that it leads into an hour long discussion and research party

❧ decided to be an ra in his second year, but ultimately stepped down by the end of that year due to stress. now it's like he did a full 180, breaking every rule he ever enforced, especially the curfew one. it's so common to spot him walking around campus at ungodly hours of the night that he's essentially become a sort of cryptid

❧ he uses his free time volunteering in community service and activism. anytime there's a protest on campus that supports a good cause, he's there the entire time. he'll also help organize events like that, passing around and posting flyers across campus

Kurt

❧ majors in zoology with a minor in environmental studies

❧ i keep picturing my physical geography prof who was so into birds, like a stupid amount, i think the two would get along well

❧ he starts a club that focuses on caring for campus wildlife and making a safe environment for them, be it picking up litter or putting up bird feeders

❧ he runs the campus shoot-your-shot page, and is surprisingly good and matching up submissions and helping people find their person

[yours-sparkly]

NH characters as solar system quotes 🪐★~°»

boiii, it's been a while since I've posted, but lately I've been feeling creative so I'm kinda returning ig?

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Hi!

I just saw that you have 0 requests, so imma give you one:)

How do you think would the boys insta profiles look like? Like their posts oder their stories..

You can show it with pictures like you did at that other request.. if it is easier for you;) Greetings

the boys and their insta profiles!

the way i ran to pinterest as soon as i read this ask-

i decided to go with instagram since that's the social platform i use most, also i have officially decided that the brothers' last name is morningstar lol

all images found on pinterest!

genre: other

cw: mature themes in ricardo's, language

❧ he's basically a social media influencer

❧ he posts about the places he travels to and the shenanigans he gets up to with his friends

❧ on his stories he'll post his friends' content, little updates, and any memes he finds funny

❧ he'll also boost any social movements/local efforts, uses his platform for good

❧ wanted to make a dark academia aesthetic page but that was too much effort

❧ also thought about doing a book review page, but that was also too much work

❧ ended up getting a lot of attention from lucia's fans who comment on his posts thinking it'll get lucia's attention?? so levy has the word "lucia" banned from his comments lmao

❧ his stories are full of historical content, and he absolutely follows a "this day in history" type page

❧ most people think his page is some sort of arg, cryptic mystery

❧ his followers have tried to reverse image search his post, thinking it's ai or from a video game, but it's completely original and taken by mefy

❧ where is this place? why did he take it? why does the caption only say "time is running out"? why is he verified??

❧ added to the mystery is the fact that the year on the post is years before instagram was launched mefy hacked the app to do that, he just likes fucking with people

❧ had kurt help him set up his account lol

❧ all of his captions are complete sentences, it's very old man of him

❧ posts mainly about nature and his garden, and he'll show off anything that kurt makes him

❧ on his story he'll post inspirational quotes

❧ only has this account to keep an eye on lucia and kurt

❧ he also follows levy, mefy, and oswald

❧ mefy doesn't follow him back

❧ doesn't intend to post anything ever, he just doesn't see the point

❧ goes live a lot to do readings and horoscopes once a week

❧ keeps his regular posts to a minimum, but posts a lot on his story about space, nature, and astrology

❧ lowkey the only reason why he's got so many followers is because lucia beefs about him a lot on his page

❧ now there's a whole team lucia vs team mikael feud going on in their mini fandom

❧ lemme hear you say thirst traps!!

❧ the only reason he's so famous is because he's hot and an asshole

❧ every now and then he'll post his gun and if it gets taken down within a week, he'll let a random follower choose his next tattoo

❧ he's technically also a social media influencer, but for all the wrong reasons

❧ the link in his bio leads to his other socials, paypal/venmo, and an only fans

❧ ricardo lowkey talked him into getting an account so he can cyberbully him

❧ doesn't know what he's doing; looked up "profile pictures" and picked the first one he found amusing

❧ same thing with his singular post, and the caption is simply "this is funny"

❧ his followers are mikael, ricardo, oswald, and lucas, whom he follows all back as well as a cat meme page

❧ another influencer who got famous for his pretty boy aesthetic and howl pendragon vibes

❧ none of his followers know his location, and they cannot for the life of them figure it out; it's similar to mefy's page where all his posts are completely original, but nobody knows where they were taken

❧ also uses his platform for good, and the link in his bio leads to a bunch of activism resources and articles

❧ this is his main page, just a bunch of middle school shenanigans

❧ has a spam account that's really popular at his school; it's basically a school meme page with regular memes sprinkled in

❧ he also secretly runs his school's shoot your shot page

❧ complaints about his job on his story but always forgets that kaim follows him lmao

[oswaldsleftbicep]

i love when people stalk my blog and like something i wrote like a year ago

like i completely forget half of what i write, so it's a nice surprise to be like "oh?? i wrote that??" lol

[oswaldsleftbicep]

what cars the boys would drive

been thinking about this scenario for a while, and finally decided to complete it!

genre: crack, other

cw: language

Lucia: a red sports car like a lamborghini, simply because he can, bonus points if it's also a convertible

Levy: a classic cadillac, preferably black; something historic and classy

Mefy: prefers to have someone chauffeur him around, but his personal car would probably be a rolls-royce phantom

Oswald: an old two door pickup truck my dream car sdfjbsj

Kaim: either a bmw or a lincoln suv, in black obviously

Mikael: this mf would probably have a tesla, although i could also see him in a porche

Noel: doesn't drive often as he prefers public transit or carpooling, but he would absolutely drive a second hand, second gen toyota camry

Ricardo: that big fuckass black ram truck that always tailgates me at the mall when i'm omw to work

Lucas: either a volkswagen van, or volkswagen buggie

[strawberrychipz]

he wins this trend.

credits: @ladyfangirl02 on tiktok

[oswaldsleftbicep]

STOP CUZ YES 😭😭

[oswaldsleftbicep]

Hello , would you mind writing for our three favorite stonic boys Noel , Mikael & Levy and their partner accidentally put them under drugs like supposedly new self-discovered tea plant which makes high ?

levy, mikael, & noel accidentally get high

ok ngl I debated really hard about doing this one; personally i don't do drugs, and i don't have particularly good feelings toward them. but i decided to do this anyway, and just keep it short and sweet

genre: crack, wee bit angst

cw: drugs usage, characters get high and experience side effects

Levy

❧ he gets all philosophical when he's under the influence, a direct result of all the books he reads and all the thoughts that he has about them

❧ so most of him being high is just him rambling, the funny part is that it hardly makes sense

❧ the thoughts just come at him too fast and his clouded brain can't keep up

❧ he's never experienced this before, so he's definitely a lightweight, and the drug hits him hard and fast

❧ he's under the influence for a while, too, like it gets to the point where you have to put him to bed to sleep it all off

❧ he also falls victim to absolutely foul cravings and you have to keep him from eating pickles with vegemite

❧ he wakes up with a killer headache in the morning and no recollection of what happened the night before

Mikael

❧ he seems the type to take cbd to help him relax and wind down, but he's never had anything that altered his state of mind

❧ because of this he's able to at least recognize that there was something in the tea you gave him due to the relaxed, tingly feeling he gets

❧ so he'll straight up ask you, "hey what did you put in the drink"

❧ the effects of it make him more quiet and thoughtful, mostly keeping to himself

❧ and that's probably how you'll end up finding him; he wanders off not too long after drinking the tea, and he wanders off to the pond or the observatory

❧ the effects also make him sleepy, so he'll also turn in to bed sooner

Noel

❧ omg this poor kid

❧ he has no idea what he's feeling, and he doesn't know what to do

❧ he seems the type to get really anxious when high, whether he shows it or not

❧ so he pretty much just sit there sipping, and slowly the sensation washes over him and he just feels this deep panic bubbling up in him, only he doesn't know where the danger is

❧ you'll have to help him calm down and eventually get him to settle into bed to sleep it all off

❧ he ends up having some wicked dreams and doesn't really sleep soundly, but when he wakes up it's as if none of it happened

❧ he won't drink tea for like a solid week tho

[oswaldsleftbicep]

I'm so glad to have found you. I'm a NH fan and belong to a small Indonesian group full of nightmare harem fans. Our fandom itself is generally small but there are fans even though most of us prefer to keep to themselves . Still, I wanted to ask you to write something for me if possible. You write really well and I like it . I wanted to ask for MiKael , Levy & Lucia walking in on their mc naked

lucia, levy, & mikael accidentally walking in on their gn!so naked

bruh having a whole group like that is so cool?? personally i'm from east coast usa and i don't know of anyone near me who plays this game lmao. thank you for the kind words btw!! i really appreciate it :)

genre: crack

cw: mature themes, nudity mentioned

Lucia

❧ ok so he knew you were in the bathroom but he genuinely thought you'd be covered by something, be it a towel, shower curtain, or even bubbles, and he needed to grab something from inside the bathroom

❧ but sure enough you were very not covered-- in fact, you had just gotten out of the bath and you were mid reach for your towel

❧ there was a solid second of y'all just,, staring at each other before you grabbed your towel and threw it around yourself before yelling at the red head to get out and knock before entering next time

❧ his face was bright red and he was panicking, excuses flying out of his mouth like "it's not my fault, i thought you were covered, i just needed to grab something" on his way out the door

❧ it's not like y'all haven't seen each other without clothes before, this just caught the two of you off guard

❧ now that he's back on the other side of the door, you both take a second to absorb what just happened

❧ and then y'all just start cracking up, laughing so hard at what just happened that your ribs start to ache

❧ you dry off as quick as you can and throw on your bathrobe before heading back to the door, opening it to see lucia sitting on the ground, face still red but for another reason now

❧ catching your breath, you look down at him lovingly, reaching a hand out to him to help him up, offering him to come back in and help you finish your routine

Levy

❧ you were bathing and forgot your towel and robe in the bedroom, but you didn't realize until you got out of the bath

❧ so you called out for your lovely boyfriend levy to ask him to grab them and hand them to you through the door

❧ you also forgot to lock the door, so when levy heard you calling out to him in near distress from the bathroom, he got worried and let himself in without knocking

❧ as soon as he's in, mf freezes in his spot, staring at you and your lack of covering as you fumble with the shower curtain, trying to get it to cover you

❧ in his flustered state, mans has the gall to ask you where your towel is. like bruh that's why you're here!!

❧ you hurriedly explain what you need from him, but he still falters and stands there like an idiot; it takes you threatening to walk naked and soaking wet through the halls and into your bedroom and getting his books all wet to get him to move

❧ he returns soon after with your towel and robe, passing it to you through the door without you having to ask, and scurries back to your shared bedroom

❧ he remains flustered and awkward for the rest of the night, even though you try to convince him it wasn't a big deal

❧ after this though he never forgets to knock, and he reminds you to bring your towel and robe every time you bathe for the next month

Mikael

❧ you decided to take your bath a little later than usual, unaware that you were cutting into mikael's usual bath time

❧ so you're in the tub soaking, having a relaxing time, and this mf just barges on in, freezes when he sees you, and asks you what you're doing in the tub and why you're there during his bath time like wtf?? get out??

❧ he pays no mind to the fact that your bath bubbles are just barely covering you, instead he sets his stuff down, walks over to you, and grabs your arm, hoisting you up and out of the water all the while scolding you for taking up his bath time

❧ suddenly, he stops mid sentence and freezes. he just now realized that you're indecent and he just exposed you even more than you already were, and he's trying so hard not to look down at you

❧ his face flushes a shade of red that's so uncharacteristic of him that you could almost laugh, and he drops your arm, allowing you to sink back into the tub

❧ he mumbles out a quick apology, tells you to hurry up, and rushes out of the bathroom

❧ but just to make his suffering a teeny bit worse, right before he reaches the door, you cheekily suggest that the two of you could just bathe together

❧ the words reach his ears and he all but short circuits at the thought, fumbling with the door knob before hastily making his leave

❧ your words get him thinking though, and it's late into the night when he decides that the two of you have been together long enough, so the following night he proposed the two of you have your first shared bath

[oswaldsleftbicep]

How do Lucia , Levy and Mikael react to a feminine reader who is classy, mysterious, magnetic and also plays hard to get?

lucia, levy, & mikael + fem!s/o who is classy, mysterious, magnetic, and hard to get

this gives me very much jessica rabbit vibes lol

genre: fluff, other

cw: language, alcohol mention, went a little hard on mikael's part lol

Lucia

❧ he's pretty familiar with your type as it's something he encounters a lot in the world of aristocracy-- and ngl every now and then you remind him a bit of mikael and kaim which sends shivers down his spine but he pushes through lmao

❧ whether he wants to admit it or not, he too is a classy bitch so your lifestyle is easily compatible with his own

❧ he was almost immediately drawn to you the moment he saw you, and as he decided to pursue you he became even more drawn to you after seeing you play hard to get

❧ he's so used to people wanting to interact with him, and you doing almost the exact opposite had him by a near leash

❧ he worked tirelessly to get you to open up to him, and it ended up happening over some champagne

❧ he invited you to have an outdoor dinner with him on a nice evening, and there was some champagne served which helped you loosen up a bit and become more open to him

❧ he learned more about you and how deep your personality really was, and mans just kept falling deeper and deeper

❧ he ended up convincing you to go out on another date, a real date with him, and the whole thing felt very the notebook, and eventually the two of you became exculsive

❧ he failed to realize, however, that your hard to get personality would continue even into your relationship, which ends up with the two of you falling into flirty banter for what seems like hours on end-- it drives anyone around you crazy lol

❧ he understands that you have standards to be met and he works his butt off to meet them

Levy

❧ he's another classy mf, although he gives off the vibes of a rich kid who tries to slum it every now and then to feel cool

❧ he also has been known to play hard to get, so how the two of you got together is mind boggling

❧ but the reason comes down to the fact that he doesn't have that mysterious and magnetic aura that you do; he often just comes across as a prick instead

❧ you, on the other hand, have that magnetic aura that just pulled him towards you, and he made it a goal to figure you out

❧ this lead to several tight lipped conversations where the two of you were trying to dig into the other's psyche but y'all made it a point to only say the bare minimum

❧ however, he did find out that you both share similar interests and values, so he goes based on that and invites you to some event that you both would enjoy

❧ eventually, after a considerable amount of time, you cracked away at each other's shells and ended up falling in love

❧ due to the slight aloofness of y'all's personalities, there are some communication faults that lead to petty arguments, but they're cut short as you both take a moment to take a breath and think rationally about the situation at hand, moving forward with dignity

❧ levy has this hidden deep desperation to please you that increases whenever you play hard to get; even when his petty instinct is to play hard to get as well, he'll fold so fast and chase back after you

❧ his goal since meeting you was to be able to read you like one of his books-- and he achieved it

❧ now people stare on in awe as he communicates your needs and thoughts despite you keeping to yourself

Mikael

❧ y'all basically the same person, just different fonts

❧ it was incredibly rare for the two of you to have a magnetic attraction to someone else as you were used to other people being pulled to you

❧ so this whole feeling was different for the both of you, and you were equally intrigued; now does this mean either of you made it clear you wanted to pursue it? hell no, y'all played it off for as long as possible, both waiting for the other to make the first move

❧ and the tension between you two was thick and electric to the point where it was almost tangible; everyone could tell there was something going on, but damned if they knew what it was

❧ you were at his castle for one reason or another and ended up wandering to the observatory

❧ mikael ends up wandering by as well and notices you sitting in there all pretty and alluring and completely stunning, so he decides to come in too

❧ the two of you exchange pleasantries before falling silent, at least until he asks you something about the stars on display before you

❧ and when you reply with a near expert answer, he all but perks up and a shock wave of comfort shoots through the air

❧ sensing this change, you decide to let your walls down a bit and go into a story of how your guardian when you were younger studied astronomy, and no matter how hard you tried to hide your curiosity, they seemed to read right through you and taught you all that they knew

❧ mikael sat there staring at you as you told your story, totally enraptured by your tone of voice and the elegance at which you carried yourself and your words, and he was hooked

❧ after that interaction, he made the painful decision to set aside his pride and started seeking you out deliberately, making it a point to spend as much time with you as possible

❧ and after a while, the two of you became so comfortable around each other that the next logical step was to make it official

❧ and the power couple that y'all make is crazy, like it actually makes people stop and look on in awe

❧ your similar and elusive personalities make y'all butt heads and stick up your noses at each other but the intensity of the pull you have against one another just brings you back together and in good graces in mere minutes like nothing happened

[oswaldsleftbicep]

should i start spam posting for more flavor? (includes random thoughts, random reblogs, etc.)

yes!

no!

Voting ended onFeb 11, 2024