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A pediatrician shows how to calm a crying baby (Video)

ladycreep-deactivated20201127

Babies are weird. I don’t like that they cry a lot. I cry a lot and I can’t have that kind of competition in my life right now.

kween-geetaaa

I do this to my son and it works lol

sharmakeswife-deactivated201809

Reblog to save a parent

the-headless-king

Reblog to save a concerned uncle who has no idea what the hell they are doing. (E.g. Me)

citgo

this shit deadass works

louiswantstomarryharry

methhomework

alivingfire

harry. buddy. pal. my dude. your holiness.

listen.

i know you don’t usually move backwards in terms of your style. that’s cool, you can’t make best dressed lists when you’re wearing the same thing you did years ago. i get it. you gotta be looking out for the Next Big Thing, totally understandable.

but also.

bring back the headscarves.

harryandmesohappily

I am completely & utterly transfixed by the different laughing styles of Harry Styles. Here’s another video about it.

caden

literally the clickbait on this website has completely entirely surpassed actual jokes made by bloggers in terms of humor

detroiters

gluom

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wow bill nye is a fucking stud

knightchanges

Quick lairport edit for anonymous.

louis-william

‏@peachesstyles mum did a slow motion video by accident but it’s so beautiful

real-larrystylinson-blog1

i could honestly stare at my laptop screen and watch this forever

kittensinsocks24

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

thefeywildling

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

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309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

jdeko

Evangelation

sirchubbybunny

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

tomysshadow-deactivated20230715

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

bldvnbln

This is wonderful

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reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.

firefly-flashes

You can be anonymous.

You can be dirty.

It will be fun.

You know you want to…

crystaltoa

Reblog with your Hogwarts house and your Pokemon Go team, I wanna test a theory…

#slytherclaw #valor

daynapapaya-deactivated20181023

Three years ago, my dog went viral on Imgur and Reddit, thanks to this picture I took right after she’d yanked down a post from the front of our house with her bare strength.

But like the image above says, this is not a good post.

That dog above, the one that made so many people laugh, her name is Eva, and she’s my 7-year-old lab. She was just diagnosed with canine lymphoma.

Without chemo, she only has 3 months left with us. But her oncologist has given her a good prognosis with chemotherapy. She could live to see her 9th, 10th, and even 11th birthday.

Which means more years of this happy, ridiculous puppy.

The price to extend her life? $8500.

I nearly died when I saw the number. I’m paying off 4 student loans right now, and my parents are in insurmountable debt. I thought, this is it, we’re screwed. In between crying spells and anxiety attacks, I realized what my choices were: give up and let Eva go in the next 3 months, or crowdfund my ass off.

Internet: you’ve done it before, now I’m begging you, do it again. Spread Eva like wildfire. She deserves a second chance. She deserves the extra time, and all the fun and happiness she’ll have in that time.

Here is the link to her gofundme.

Any amount you can donate will help tremendously. Please, help Eva.

daynapapaya-deactivated20181023

Eva has raised over $3,000 in one week!!! Part of that is because of many tumblr users who have donated, thanks to so many of you reblogging this. Please keep sharing. Tag people you know who have lots of followers. Post it on your facebook. On reddit. On twitter. Everywhere!! I have 17 weeks to come up with $5,000 more for this fantastic pupper.

daynapapaya-deactivated20181023

New tactic for week 2: anyone who reblogs this post will get an automatic follow from me. You don’t have to follow me back! If it gets more people to reblog this post, I’ll do whatever it takes.

snorpolo-deactivated20241108

Tumblr needs 9000% more positivity posts about boys. Gay boys. Trans boys. Pan boys. Bi boys. Demiboys. Ace boys. Straight boys too. Boys just need more positivity because I see a lot of girl positivity posts but almost none for boys. Reblog if you think boys deserve positivity posts too

birthdaypigeon

Don’t let tumblr think you’re inherently a bad person!!

snorpolo-deactivated20241108

Dude,,,,this is a wonderful addition to my post. Thank you so much for making it even better. Keep being a great person ilysm

britainfucking-deactivated20180

a fic where way back in middle school harry and louis used to date and now they have the same class in college and Harry remembers Louis vividly because he was the prettiest boy he’s ever dated however Louis doesn’t recognize Harry and Harry doesn’t remind him because he’s so embarrassed about being forgotten BUT every. single. day. Louis comes to class wearing Harry’s sweater he gave him in 8th grade and anytime Harry comments on it in hopes to spark Louis’ memory Louis just shrugs and says a old boyfriend gave it to him and there’s a lot of pining and angst on Harry’s part and one day they get into a huge fight because Louis’ going on another date with a guy and Harry yells “give me my sweater back!” And Louis just freezes and says “Wh-what? Your sweater? N-no…” …etc