[todayontumblr]

Wednesday, October 18.

A dog eating a tomato

The audacity of this chump. If ever you feel like you're stealing a living, like you should be contributing more to society, if the productivity guilt of late-stage capitalism gnaws away, insidiously, at the edges of your conscience, cast your mind back to this footage. Munching on the crop like he pays the bills.

A dog eating a tomato? A dog stealing a tomato? That is the question on everybody's lips this Wednesday, October 18.

[donald-trump-official]

Donald Trump has been arrested

[guidancerune]

"sex" literally isn't real. "ohhh i just had sex" you "had" sex? where did it go? did it grow legs and run away?? idiot

[aokozaki]

It was right here, I swear!

[theballmighty]

You “had” sex?? Well then you better go catch it!!! 🤣🤣

[beardedmrbean]

[lockedroompuzzle]

LOL

[collapsedlung]

fall out boy is a fundamentally silly and goofy band like of course people who take themselves too seriously don’t like fall out boy have you ever tried having an air of whimsy

[mobwifey0-deactivated20230623]

No one mentioning his bleph/brow lift is driving me CRAZY…… ok yes the jaw but wtf happened to his eyes?

[plumslices]

Hes holding a lizard in his mouth

[yassmines]

he’s sucking the fuck out of it

[littlecreecher]

Liam in Payne

[violent-things-mp3]

I'm in fucking tears

[teathattast]

[midiport]

[carladuquette]

via twitter

We did it, folks

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[skanklero]

[stop-flamin-prepz]

this is how it happened

[littlecreecher]

Playing fancy by Iggy azalea at 8 am is rancid. A crime. Inappropriate.

[crazy-brazilian]

[littlecreecher]

Going to place a spider in ur ear canal :)