curiosity killed the kat

[cheruowo-deactivated20200509]

ancient person: I love this person of the same sex. we are romantically involved. I would do anything for them. gayly.

historians: f :)) is for friends :)))) who do stuff together :)))))))

[pro-gay]

A gay rights activist waves a damaged rainbow flag during gay pride in St. Petersburg

[wormw0od]

St. Petersburg, Florida? Or Russia? What’s the difference anymore

[killerkalashnikov-deactivated20]

Florida most likely. Sure, keep Russia in your thoughts during pride month but I don’t think that is where this was taken.

[pro-gay]

The difference is… Enormous? Cultural? Legislative? Political?  And it is trivializing the suffering Russian LGBT people endure to imply otherwise. (they have literal concentration camps!? it is illegal to say the word gay in public?!)

Here is the source of the image, taken by a Russian photographer in Russia. It was my bad for not including it in the first place, but that doesn’t mean we can afford to imply Florida and Russia are the same places in regards to LGBT people, it is irresponsible and quite literally doesn’t make any sense and I won’t hear of it.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[roane72]

I have one of these!

[lyndsayfaye]

This is precious and exactly what we all need.

[dfjks74r78hdg-deactivated201603]

a new law is about to be passed in Saudi Arabia that will allow the government to execute people for coming out or being openly gay online.

ignoring the fact that this is literally something out of some kind of dystopian novel, in the interests of safety i’ve emptied out my face tag and may temporarily deactivate or password protect this blog.

please reblog this and get the word out, and if you pray, please pray for me and my fellow Saudi LGBTQ+/MOGAI family.

[nicenonbinarythings]

ALSO, for those who need it [x]. its a post on erasing all traces of yourself from the interwebs. 

[kidspointofview]

this is not something to read and keep to yourself. please spread this around. may Allah keep everyone safe.

[tanknaka]

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

[the-grace-of-fallen-angels]

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

[lavendertears]

I actually really needed this tonight, thank you

[willakin]

little kids are the best

[samandriel]

if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever

[iskierka]

what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81  

[sspock]

what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office

[definitelyforsurenotbees]

Also apparently when Napoleon invaded Egypt, the Egyptians wanted to get in his good favor, so they sent two teenage girls to him for use as he pleased, Napoleon was not happy because he was in love with Josephine. So he sent them back, but apparently the Egyptian ministers misunderstood.

Because they sent back two young boys.

[dumptaker]

[cristianoronldo]

[camo--zamboni-deactivated201510]

THIS IS HOW YOU REACT TO SOMEBODY ATTEMPTING TO SPEAK A NON-NATIVE LANGUAGE.

SIMILARLY, THIS IS ALSO HOW YOU RESPOND TO ASSHOLES WHO LAUGH AT SOMEBODY ATTEMPTING TO SPEAK A NON-NATIVE LANGUAGE.

[thatonecurlygurl]

Handled with class.

[kouvufox-blog]

Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.

[kouvufox-blog]

YOU THINK IM JOKING?

LIGHT? FRIGHT!

[laughingfish]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[mysticpizzabouquetsblog-deactiv]

If we’re mutuals, you should message me and we should become buds. If we’re not mutuals, you should message me and we should become buds. If you just came across this post randomly, you should message me and we should become buds. Reblog because everyone should be buds

[steverigers]

friendly reminder that rick astley is actually a pretty horrible person lmao 

[destinyrush]

*pretends to be shocked*

[tricky-buttafly]

8 year you say 🤔

[love-order-chaos-repeat]

*swings into your room on a rainbow and throws confetti* happy pride month mother fucker

[love-order-chaos-repeat]

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

how can you even compare the beatles to one direction like….one direction at least has zayn malik. know what the beatles had? bad haircuts

[we-are-the-survivors]

Okay white girl you need to leave

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

im an indian male

[crybabys-deactivated20150823]

my gf is german and she just forgot the word for slug so she asked me “how do you call snails without homes” 

[queenshulamit-deactivated201602]

The German word for slug is Nacktschnecke, which means naked snail.

[audible-smiles]

NOW ITS EVEN BETTER

[raecupcake-blog]

"When Shelley's corpse washed ashore, a friend identified it by a copy of Keats's 1820 volume in the coat pocket, which he knew Shelley had taken with him. Then, after cremation in which Shelley's heart, hardened by calcium, did not burn, this same friend snatched it from the embers and presented it to Mary Shelley, who kept it thereafter in her desk, wrapped in a copy of 'Adonais."

Here’s your morbid literary fact of the day.

[voidbat]

jesus christ, i will never be this goth.

[katrinastratford]

Mary Shelley’s father taught her to spell her name by taking her to the graveyard and having her trace the letters on her mother, Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley’s gravestone.

NO ONE will ever be as goth.

[closet-lunatic-deactivated20170]

didnt she also have sex on said grave

[mankillercalledbunny]

She lost her virginity on her mother’s grave yes

[violent-darts]

… that’s it we can all go home, peak goth was achieved before we even started.

[jstor]

JSTOR confirms it: http://www.jstor.org/stable/3177447

[optimysticals]

Mary Freaking Shelley is None More Goth personified.

[flapper-queen]

@mama-germany Achieve maximum goth

[nyokoko]

@saarebitch

[gothiccharmschool]

If I fail to reblog this, assume I’m stuck in my crypt, and someone needs to come help me.

[breezy-kishinslayer]

@trashfirefallon I know u hate this being brought up but I saw this and immediately thought of you.

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

L I S T EN I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THIS WHEN I WA SIN THE GRAVEYARD THAT ONE TIME