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Housekeeping:

I’ve been a fan of OA since the pod was about six months old, and I love collecting quotes from the boys. This account is primarily for my own amusement and is not official in any way.

I’m going to try to post once a week. I was having fun queuing one quote a day but it’s hard to shave off twenty minutes of my lunch break every day just to try to find and transcribe them.

I will not be tagging suggestive content, because our boys are made of suggestive content and I do not like the sanitization of the internet. If anything bothers you simply block this account.

Please send in any quotes you love, as well as the episode number! Anime IRL quotes are also welcome, I’ll just tag them differently. Also, if you draw Narusasu art I’d love to make some the banner, I just think that would be really funny.

Please leave your goose number in the replies,

J

#otakus anonymous #danny motta #nick conner #commonly used tags are as follows:#long quote #cold open #pre cold open #not a quote #nick mispronounces things #one liner #boys so straight they circle back to being gay #best boi

Okay I’ll admit I don’t really know how to spell Tougen Anki or Gachiakuta (???) but I am like 98% certain “Token Donkey” and “Gotcha Akada” are incorrect

#otakus anonymous #nick conner #danny motta #not a quote #ep 134 #oa episode 134

Danny: So they made a spinoff [of Young Sheldon] about his brother, Georgie-

Nick: The one who’s jorkin it? Jorkin Georgie?

Danny: Yeah, Jorkin Georgie-

Nick: Is the spinoff called Jorkin Georgie?

Danny: It’s called Jorkin Georgie.

#otakus anonymous #nick conner #danny motta #cold open #ep 88 #oa episode 88 #young sheldon

Nick: Alright, it’s time for the cold opening, and it starts… now. Go. *pointing at Danny*

Danny: No please-!

Nick: Yeah, you got it!

Danny: This is a fate worse than death.

#otakus anonymous #danny motta #nick conner #pre cold open #ep 80 #oa episode 80

Nick: If you never want to do drugs then don’t do drugs, of course! But a lot of people do drugs. It’s like preaching abstinence as a way to be like ‘oh, we’re gonna make sure that no premature* babies happen.’ People gon fuck. People always gon fuck.

*he definitely means premarital

#otakus anonymous #nick conner #cold open #one liner #nick mispronounces things #ep 103 #oa episode 103

Danny: You are a very mean individual.

Nick: While Dorothy is gone I am mean. That is the only circumstance in which case I am not the paintron*saint of niceness.

Danny: You’re mean whether Dorothy’s here, gone, or literally holding your hand.

*yes that’s how he said patron

#otakus anonymous #nick conner #danny motta #cold open #nick mispronounces things #ep 16 #oa episode 16

Danny: Full spoilers for the series finale of Young Sheldon-

Nick: You’re gonna have an upset audience right now.

….

Danny: It is tastelessly sad.

Nico: Does Young Sheldon get put down like a horse with a broken leg?

#otakus anonymous #nick conner #danny motta #cold open #ep 88 #oa episode 88 #young sheldon

Nick: SO DANNY. Have you ever thought to yourself ‘Man, I love Pokémon cards. I love Pokémon cards.’ But sometimes getting to Pokémon cards is kinda difficult, right? Cause you gotta go to Target, or Walmart, or a card store, and then you gotta talk to people and then there’s smelly card bros there and they’re like ‘Oh are you gonna rip it or are you gonna keep it closed, bro? It’s worth more if you don’t rip it.’ And I’m like ‘Hey man, I buy the cardboard so I can look at the cardboard… I’m not playing some long game here buying as many packs as I can and holding onto them like toilet paper in the beginning of Covid so three years from now I can sell them for fifteen dollars more, asshole.

#otakus anonymous #nick conner #one liner #cold open #ep 90 #oa episode 90

Danny: So Nick, this may be a little unorthodox, but I’d like to open today’s episode with my best boi. I’ve reached the season finale of Young Sheldon-

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[Nick giving a monologue about how bullying is bad and pervasive]

Nick: -and I just want to come out and say that I am not part of the problem. Everyone’s saying I’m part of the problem but I’m not part of the problem. I am not a bully, I am not a meanie, I am not a meanie stinky doo doo head, I am not. I come out categorically against these claims.

Danny: Okay, two points on that. One, you are mean. You’re incredibly mean.

#otakus anonymous #nick conner #danny motta #cold open #ep 16 #oa episode 16

Nick: Do you wish Pokémon cards were NFTs, Danny?

Danny: By the laws of improv I have to say yes.

Nick: Yeah, you do. And you can’t shoot me. You can’t do it. Not yet, at least. You can’t kill me. Violence isn’t allowed.

Danny: In improv?

Nick: In improv. That’s what they always told me.

Danny: Those are the two rules?

Nick: Those are the two rules. ‘Yes and’ and no violence.

Danny: No guns??

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Danny: I am part of the bullying problem.

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Danny: And now, the spinoff of Young Sheldon, Georgie and Mandy-

Nick: Younger Sheldon???

Danny: Yeah, Embryonic Sheldon-

Nick: Look at this womb figuring out basic trigonometry.

Danny: It’s like a half hour in-utero Yule Log and every now and then you get a bubble and it says ‘bazinga’ when it pops.

#otakus anonymous #nick conner #danny motta #cold open #ep 88 #oa episode 88 #young sheldon

Danny: The Beatles have like no genre. Like, all of their songs sound radically different. I’ve listened to like six different Beatles songs and been-

Nick: Cause Shake it Up Baby*-

Danny: Slaps. It slaps.

Nick: But like, Yellow Submarine, what’s that about?

Danny: Not that good. The Coocoocachoo one?** I’m not into.

Nick: Year 3000?*** Not that great.

[pause]

Danny: How’s that go?

Nick: [softly singing] And we went to the year three thousand, life’s underwater and our teeth don’t hurt anymore… dentistry got really good…

*the song title is still Twist and Shout even though both times they’ve had this conversation they called it Shake It Up

**that song is I Am the Walrus

***notably a Jonas Brothers song. It’s unclear if Nick forgot that for a minute or if he was always circling around to comparing the Beatles and the Jonas Brothers

#otakus anonymous #danny motta #nick conner #cold open #ep 99 #oa episode 99 #the beatles

Nick: But the reason me and Danny are talking about how hard it is to be a content creator is cause… we’re bad at it.

#otakus anonymous #nick conner #one liner #cold open #ep 22 #oa episode 22

Nick: you… you want me to come to your girlfriend’s birthday.

Danny: Yeah. And Dorothy.

Nick: …mebbe just me.

Danny: Yeah?

Nick: and we just hold hands.

#otakus anonymous #danny motta #nick conner #cold open #boys so straight they circle back to being gay #ep 80 #oa episode 80

Nick: Cause that’s exactly what fuckin- the Beatles were. They were just the Jonas Brothers of the sixties.

#otakus anonymous #nick conner #cold open #one liner #ep 99 #oa episode 99

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