Except, not really.

Sometimes an art director, sometimes a worship service producer. Likes puns.

[unclefather]

[theegyptgame]

what i hope to be in 2017

sensitive

clever

well-mannered

considerate

passionate

charming

as kind as i’m handsome

heir to a throne

[weloveshortvideos]

[otepinside]

you: "cool beans"

me, an intellectual: "chilled legumes"

[bewbin]

There is nothing I hate more in the world than

[gummiebearz]

Than what?

[bewbin]

suspense 

[nitrons]

“MAN IMITATES DOG ATTACK ON THE NEWS” FUCK THIS GETS BETTER EVERY TIME I WATCH IT

[micdotcom]

Watch: This is so satisfying.

[mpr1m3-deactivated20160806]

[flordecalifa]

[kirbycheatfurbymeat-deactivated]

This was actually one of the absolute best Pearl-centric episodes in a while.

[fassbedner]

I think I’ve been very self-conscious trying to express myself in a new language, and sometimes I don’t recognize the person that comes out. In Swedish the filter between my thoughts and my language is much thinner, so things just flow.

[ralfmaximus]

[thequotejournals]

So many people are shut up tight inside themselves like boxes, yet they would open up, unfolding quite wonderfully, if only you were interested in them.

Sylvia Plath (via thequotejournals)

[sextronautt]

how can lawyers argue without crying 

[lightspeedsound]

I am a lawyer and let me tell you It gets like super close dude

[adriankarl]

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

[gingerrroot]

anxiety: ur gonna be late!!! get there early

me: *is 15 mins early*

anxiety: no ones here ur in the wrong place!!!

[sustainedbygrace]

God does not want us to be strong. God wants to be our Strength. We often want to be strong in a way that reflects well on us. God wants us to be strong in a way that reflects well on Him.

Jon Bloom, “God Does Not Need You to Be Strong”  (via littlethingsaboutgod)