Things I didn't post on facebook @otherfacebook - Tumblr Blog

u should post more bby

But WHY!?! Why! Why do when I can do not?

2012 To Do List:

1) World of Warcraft tattoo 2) Mustache 3) Steroids

I'm going to drink every night from now on until my life is stress free.

If I used foursquare to check into my girlfriends vagina it would take me months to become mayor.

FUCK ALL OF YOU

Here is a picture of some tourists getting their picture taken with a pelican. Now they're on my tumblr where I talk about my penis.

I'm going to shave all the hair off my body today then go get McDonalds. I'm lovin' it.

I really need to shave my ass tonight

I have the egg mcmuffin of cocks.

...and my girlfriend wont fuck me again.

I've ripped my dick.. twice.

I wish I could remember the names of some of the girls I used to duck. It would really make my girlfriend jealeous if I friended them.

Oh that wasn’t the glue eater.. Who the fuck is this?

I just sent a friend request to the girl who used to eat glue

The only thing I really have to look forward to doing the next day is going to McDonalds for lunch.

Just look at this dam bird! Wow.

Things I didn't post on facebook