otherkendall

I'm Kendall.*insert cliche girl quote here*

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

[moranginhos]

thinking john mulaney is cute makes me feel like a nuclear housewife having a crush on the weatherman

[txrumpsta]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[commodorecliche]

I’m sure others on this post have mentioned this too, but what’s extra shitty about check-out charity donations is that the company is legally allowed to count their customer’s charitable donations on their own, and use them for taxes write offs. this means that your donation (which may or may not even be going to the organization at all) is being used to give a billion dollar corporation a massive tax break (sometime to the tune of millions of dollars).

avoid check-out charity donations like the plague. if you want to donate, definitely do so directly to the charity.

[amber-acrylic]

some people really need to understand that there’s a difference between saying ‘they’re a good character’ and ‘they’re a good person’

[lohver]

you can be a good person with a kind heart and still tell people to fuck off.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[generation-snooze]

[thebestoftumbling]

[stability]

[algrolo]

ATTENTION EVERYONE

THE OLD ME IS DEAD. I HAVE KILLED HER AND TAKEN OVER HER EXISTENCE. I AM EXACTLY THE SAME IN EVERYWAY EXCEPT I AM SEXIER.

I DO NOT KNOW WHEN I TOO WILL BE KILLED AND REPLACED WITH A SE-

[algrolo]

ATTENTION EVERYONE

[womanifesting]

my heart is a beautiful place and anyone would be lucky to live there

[stopsayingwerejusfriends]

[official-kircheis]

my jam: a character narrating past events to another character, intercut with scenes showing that they are lying wildly

[heystephen]

[saturnsupremacy]

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

I'm stuck on the fact they really think that shit deserves an Emmy nomination

[unlimitedgoats]

I AM wearing my glasses and I thought this was a screencap from Twilight

[aporphyriticgarnetschist]

I have perfect vision and I thought this was a screencap from Twilight

[hedestroyedhiscage-deactivated2]

a big part of growing up is wanting to gather every person you’ve ever been mean to and say “I’m sorry!! It wasn’t worth it!! It wasn’t worth being mean!!! I’m sorry!!!” but you can’t, so just be kind from now on

[ghostgloss]

concept

[lilopezzz]

me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)

my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?

me: drops my crystalline wineglass