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Oh yeah boys, it’s new blog time!

New blog! Same url as before @swordaserious, go follow me over there, hope to be more active!! Kind of under construction so bear with me while I set things up!

otherwiseknownasasword

Oh yeah boys, it’s new blog time!

New blog! Same url as before @swordaserious, go follow me over there, hope to be more active!! Kind of under construction so bear with me while I set things up!

Oh yeah boys, it’s new blog time!

New blog! Same url as before @swordaserious, go follow me over there, hope to be more active!! Kind of under construction so bear with me while I set things up!

magicmagikarp‌:

: [ 🐟 ] : – “Yes. The Emperor of Pizza. Banana Pizza. It shall rule the world…want some?”

Food fit for the great lords themselves. Is he even worthy to once again consume such a delicacy? He’ll be spoiled at this rate.

He nods. What a terrible little sword.

#🗡 Sᴡᴏʀᴅ & Sʜɪᴇʟᴅ — (ic.)#magicmagikarp #(( All formatting goes OUT the window b/c I am planning on moving...YEET ))#(( A terrible thought but just... ))#(( Aegis VC: Banana...Bizza...))

Ah yes, banana pizza...

The one truly superior pizza flavor.

#🗡 Sᴡᴏʀᴅ & Sʜɪᴇʟᴅ — (ic.)#🗡 Pᴜʙʟɪᴄ Sᴇʀᴠᴀɴᴛ — (dash com.)#(( M corrupted my baby ))

(OOC.) I know I keep saying I’m coming back but the recent announcements for Gen 8 have really made me want to pick up Aegis’s muse again. Unnnfortunately I forgot how to run this blog, like, totally, so...guesss it’d be a good time to remake? Or...just go find my tags again lol.

#🗡 Nᴏᴛ Hᴇᴀʀᴅ — (ooc.)

SWORD??!??!?!

#🗡 Nᴏᴛ Hᴇᴀʀᴅ — (ooc.)#(( AND SHIELD ))#pokemon spoilers

"PIZZA DELIVERY," yelled the space noodle to the floating, talking sword. It's a banana pizza. you're welcome.

[🗡] — Amazing. Truly, the modern world is a wondrous place.

#🗡 Sᴡᴏʀᴅ & Sʜɪᴇʟᴅ — (ic.)#🗡 Vᴏɪᴄɪɴɢ Oᴘɪɴɪᴏɴs — (answers.)#Praise the Bwaze #But at the same time is it a good thing to provide this old sword with Cursed(tm) Pizza?#Does he like it because he's never had anything else or because he genuinely likes it

[🗡] — He still likes Banana Pizza.

#🗡 Pᴜʙʟɪᴄ Sᴇʀᴠᴀɴᴛ — (dash com.)#(( I interrupt my endless hiatus to make this post ))

persephonememes

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐒 / 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.

❛ I was gone a lot longer than I thought I would be. ❜

❛ I’m stuck with you, and that means you’re stuck with me. ❜

❛ You’re not as good as I’d hoped. But you’re better than you know. ❜

❛ Yeah, no, that still sounds bad. ❜

❛ I think someone is following us. ❜

❛ I’ve heard enough. ❜

❛ I’m in. I heard the word illegal. ❜

❛ Wait, are my eyes open or closed right now? ❜

❛ Hell is real, and it smells like Axe body spray. ❜

❛ This magic gin better make us see unicorns that fart rainbows. ❜

❛ What is the point of magic if we can’t fix real problems? ❜

❛ A great way to get what you want is to be so miserable that you don’t want it anymore. ❜

❛ Every time I talk, I sound batshit. ❜

❛ You should be happy. Less competition. ❜

❛ You have to mean it for magic to work. ❜

❛ Phosphoromancy, bitches! ❜

❛ Being a magician has always been about, in part, accruing power. ❜

❛ I need you to remind me that magic is real. ❜

❛ Magic doesn’t come from talent, it comes from pain. ❜

❛ Life is raw. Everybody medicates. ❜

❛ The idea is you look at the list of ingredients and try to figure out what the spell does. ❜

❛ It’s the universe deep dicking us. Lay back and try to enjoy it. ❜

❛ My crown is just as heavy as yours. ❜

❛ Poor little magic girl. ❜

❛ You don’t know me. ❜

❛ Hey, how did you – what are you doing here? ❜

❛ Why can’t anything just be fixed? ❜

❛ Why did you bring me back? ❜

❛ What do you say? Want to put some pants on and help me save all of magic? ❜

❛ You could say please. ❜

❛ Hakuna Matata has failed me. ❜

❛ I trust you. I need you. ❜

❛ If you keep drinking, I will seriously cut a bitch. ❜

❛ My loyalty will always be with me. ❜

❛ Well… I guess I could help. For a price. ❜

❛ Is everybody out here really so lifeless? ❜

❛ So this is what the patriarchy smells like? It’s not the freshest. ❜

❛ But you’re not alone. I’m your best bitch, remember? ❜

❛ I knew the difference between magic and miracles. One is real and one is a lie with sparkles. ❜

❛ You’re alive. What a lovely surprise. ❜

❛ You’re the volunteer tomato. ❜

#🗡 Nᴏᴛ Hᴇᴀʀᴅ — (ooc.)#🗡 Sᴘᴀʀʀɪɴɢ Sᴇssɪᴏɴ — (meme.)

[🗡] — Christmas. A time of festive cheer and togetherness that seemed to echo across the regions of the world. A day of joy and song, full of tradition and emotion...

But the ancient blade was oblivious to all of it.

#🗡 Sᴡᴏʀᴅ & Sʜɪᴇʟᴅ — (ic.)#(( You think a weapon would know about Christmas??? ))#(( Guess again ))

[OOC] Guess who’s not dead?

#🗡 Nᴏᴛ Hᴇᴀʀᴅ — (ooc.)#tbd #(( IT'S BEEEN AAAAAAGEEEEEE-ISLASH ))

[🗡] — He’s going to keep his arms tucked in. While his metal body was immune to fleas, the little pests probably wouldn’t mind the cloth of his arms.

#🗡 Sᴡᴏʀᴅ & Sʜɪᴇʟᴅ — (ic.)#(Dash Com.)#(( Even if he could technically just drain the life force out of the fleas; he's not interested in having to get them all out later ))

@3000yearmonarch

[🗡] — It felt cold despite the sunlight filtering in through the foliage. It was like having his very essence smothered by a thick cloth. He knew it was foolish to stay away from the great bustling bodies of humans that milled within the modern cities but with such poor survival instincts, it was a dance between nourishing his physical body and the ethereal parts of himself. It seemed the teetering dance had finally swayed one way, had stumbled, and had fallen into an abyss he had no strength to crawl out of. Even the sunlight dimmed as a great exhaustion gripped him.

Then he became alert. Like a breeze the very ends of his cloth like appendages twitched, suddenly aware of a PRESENCE. Had he a heart it’d race, his eye looked desperately from where he lay, darting here and there uselessly at his surroundings. It was coming closer...closer...

Closer!

With little strength his fingers moved, reaching out —— ah if only he could have it! The life energy that approached! So close, yet so far! But such lack of restraint was against everything he had been taught. Yes, such unresistant was a grounds to be killed over, for the humans knew their ghostly weapons were far superior than their fleshy, fragile forms. Why was now any different than before? Of months left locked in a shelter along with the rest of his kin blades, left to fade into dormant states until it was time to be of use once more...

...but he knew that if he slept now, there would be no one there to wake him up again.

For once in his life something powerful gripped him, an unknown feeling that urged him forward despite an ever blurrier mind telling him it was wrong! It was survival instinct. He didn’t want to fall asleep, not again, not after so many ages passed the last time he slept. His desperation to survive pushed aside any training he had had, obedience to his ancient masters be damned! With strength pulled from thin air he stood, rising from the brush like a shadow just as the closeness of the essence of life had become too much to bear. He forced himself onto the source, disregarding the consequences of his actions. He’d die if he didn’t, but he might not if he did. Ghostly cloth wrapped around their form, fingers intertwining to form a cold baldric across them, unwilling to let go.

#🗡 Sᴡᴏʀᴅ & Sʜɪᴇʟᴅ — (ic.)#🗡 Vᴇʀsᴇ — (mainverse.)#3000yearmonarch

[🗡] — ❛ ...fuck? ❜

#🗡 Sᴡᴏʀᴅ & Sʜɪᴇʟᴅ — (ic.)#🗡 Sᴡᴏʀᴅ Fʟᴀᴠᴏʀᴇᴅ — (crack.)#🗡 Pᴜʙʟɪᴄ Sᴇʀᴠᴀɴᴛ — (dash com.)#(( Ye Olde Fucketh ))

otherwiseknownasasword

[ OOC ] So uh hey, who’d be down to have a hungry sword latch onto them?

#mobile #(( This is still up for grabs ))#(( Looking for human muses; mutuals who have not yet interacted with Aegis ))

otherwiseknownasasword

[ OOC ] So uh hey, who’d be down to have a hungry sword latch onto them?

#🗡 Nᴏᴛ Hᴇᴀʀᴅ — (ooc.)#(( Trust me it's 100% safe...definitely ))#(( Please do IM me if you'd be interested ))#(( Looking for human muses ))

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