[perhapsarat]

FIREBOLT

[simcity4soundtrack]

*a generally normal object*

humans: 

*a generally normal object but very, very small*

humans:  :O!!!!!!!!

[cassandratongue]

This is an alien meme.

[violent-darts]

I mean they’re not wrong.

[altphan]

:’)

[alisonzai]

[juls-baby]

when u like someone and ur stomach feels like 🌹🌹🌹🌼🌼🌸🌺🌺🌺🌸✨✨🌙⭐️🌟🌟🌤🌤☀️🌙💫✨✨☄🌙

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[beauty-in-healing-deactivated20]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[eldestdaughters]

someone: all girls are beautiful and wonderful

me: yes absolutely

me: *remembers I am a girl*

me: with one unfortunate exception

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing

[thenosleepsquad-blog]

“ur brian”

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man

[mielmelon]

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

[romanceiswicked]

This makes me uncomfortable

[radihoehead]

danisnotonfire? *exhales cigarette smoke* haven’t heard that name in hours

[australian-government-deactivat]

I can’t sleep someone tell me a story

[amourterne-deactivated20180712]

I grew up thinking eminem was my uncle for no valid reason and when I realized he wasn’t I was so shocked

[theredpelican]

we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything

[bowtais-are-cool]

Hello! My baby!

Hello! My honey!

Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[bowtais-are-cool]

Oh my god

[harblkun]

this is the most accurate representation of working in 3D I have ever seen

[trylerjoseph]

// fall away

[p-i-a-n-o-deactivated20180730]

[orange8886]

on a scale from 0 to Draco how strongly do you deny you have a crush on someone?

[bpdgoner]

me: wow i actually don’t feel so bad maybe i’m getting better!

me 2 minutes later: