I wonder if there’s a joke about Sebek’s parents being dentists means his mom is literally a “Tooth Fairy.”
Imagine Yuu explaining the concept of tooth fairies and someone is like “oh like Sebek’s mom”. And Sebek is like, “My mom doesn’t break into people’s houses to steal teeth!”
"...anymore!"
(you steal a bunch of teeth to impress that cute human dentist you're thinking of running away from the military for ONE TIME...)
"Malleus is finding out what it means to be human through Yuu, his gremlin of a friend, in a world where he's thought to be a 'monster' and then he'll inevitably fall in love with them"
and never: "YUU HAS A CRUSH ON SILVER"
Hear me out!!
I was looking through all of Silver's voice lines and I noticed that almost every time Yuu interacts with Silver, there has to be a mention of him looking good, fixing up his clothes, etc. implying (to me at least) that Yuu actively seeks out conversation with him in some way?
I could make a whole fic about them just using Silver's lines from his cards and events and the main storyline I kid you not 😭
For instance, I don't have these cards but:
In his Dorm Uniform card, he says: "Hm? My hat's crooked? Thanks for straightening it out."
In his Birthday Jacket card, it's: "What's the centerpiece of my look today? I haven't thought about it, but I guess it'd be my white sneakers. They're easy to move in too."
Halloween card: "Ah, you straightened my hat. The horns look wrong if they're even slightly askew, so thank you."
Platinum Jacket: "What a dazzling outfit. I suppose when I wear it I must be ALL silver... It looks good, you think? I'm glad."
And then we get these gems, which show Silver slowly but surely opening up to Yuu:
Birthday Bloom: "Ah, it's you. Perfect timing. Why don't we head to the balcony so I can introduce you to the birds?"
Platinum Jacket: "Oh dear, I'm getting sleepy... You'll let me sleep on your shoulder? No need; if you could just...shake me...awake... *snore*"
And then!! You can also see Silver sometimes actively seeking them out in situations! cause we went from him thinking Yuu is odd:
To him complimenting them back (which I know everyone in the cast does but stay with me here):
and just being so??? idek the word? vulnerable? soft? In his masquerade groovy line, he just drags Yuu to the dance floor 🥹
In the main story line, he says this:
Which took me out because what do you mean it's just us? Grim is right there! lmao 😂
Plus!! In his Dawn Armor card, he's so frickin' sweet! I thought Kalim was the underrated one but noooo we literally have a prince charming in the cast how have I been so blind all this time 😭
Yeah I would assume you'd feel closer to Yuu, you literally had them in a chokehold while travelling through dreams 😂
This scene below made me melt when I first read it, it's one of my favorites. I know Silver is just expressing thanks and sharing a moment of vulnerability, but also add on to the fact that this is a boy who is so cool, calm, and collected, that even he couldn't admit to his own father that he didn't want him to leave school.
I'd be asking Lilia for his son's hand in marriage after the whole Book 7 fiasco just because of this line 😭
Delulu aside & I know this isn't an otome game but I lowkey feel that out of all the cast members, (Malleus "The Child Of Man Is Mine" Draconia included), Silver is the one that I can see Yuu crushing on. Hard.
Am I supposed to believe that this isnt an invitation for a date?? Not to mention the many times he has invited Yuu to work out lol is that his way of getting to know Yuu 😂
I'm sure there's more that I missed, please let me know!
but that's it for my "Yuu has a crush on Silver" headcannon lol thanks for coming to my tedtalk follow for more unhinged behavior
I had a fifteen minute long crying session yesternight over the fact that all I was 10 years ago, at the ripe old age of 14, is lost and lonely, and now, at 24, I am neither and that filled me with so much gratitude
reblog to tell a teenager that these aren’t actually the best years of your life and that things can and will get better when you have independance and maybe are away from your situation right now.
Same thing with young adults. It can still get better. Your thirties aren’t when you’re getting old, that’s 70s-80s and we all know old people can be cool as hell anyway.
It might take time. More than has already passed, but it will get better.
It gets better. It does, right? Yeah. Yeah it gets better.
idia’s countdown image has been bothering me for a while, and i finally realized why
every other countdown post highlights one colored object tied to the character’s house. thorns, bubbles, apples. idia doesn’t get that. the only thing in color is his hair
that isn’t laziness. that’s the point
i don’t think idia’s hair was just a design choice. it’s the curse. it’s his bloodline. it’s something he can never take off, never set aside, never escape from. it follows him everywhere, so of course that’s what’s colored. the problem in his life isn’t something he holds. it’s something he is
he looks distressed in the art because imagine being forced to look at your entire future knowing exactly why it’s limited. knowing the rules were written before you were born. knowing there are paths you’ll never be allowed to walk down no matter how capable you might have been
how you wish you could do something to stop zero from being zero.
if you’re forced to look at your entire life and opportunities helplessly knowing you can’t do anything about it, you’re going to want to find a coping mechanism. and idia found his. gaming
that’s why this image feels different. everyone else is defined by something external. idia is defined by something internal that he never asked for and can never put down
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To celebrate, I’m hosting a raffle giveaway!
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I honestly didn’t expect to reach 500 followers 😲, so as promised, this is my little way of saying thank you for all the support, likes, reblogs, tags, and kindness you’ve shown me here! ❤️
To celebrate, I’m hosting a raffle giveaway!
✨ Prize
• 1 winner - Colored painted bust-up (Look at banner for example)
(1 character)
**If there are a lot of entries, I might choose more than one winner
📌 How to Enter
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• Like and reblog this post, [optional: please add #NotYuuRaffle tag for easier tracking]
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🏆 Winner Announcement: TBA
Thank you again for supporting, and good luck everyone! 🍀
HCs or tierlist about fighting them fistfight style but you have a chair and they can't use magic (except the fae maybe)
peak concept.
here's my tierlist and my explanation
Leona
you blinked and now you're on the floor
you don't have a concussion but you have a diagnosis. the diagnosis is that you fucked up
he didn't even stand up all the way. he was SITTING when he destroyed you
you wake up missing a shoe. he's not even wearing it. where is it. he doesn't know either
someone asks what happened and he just goes "herbivore tried something" and goes back to sleep
Malleus
what chair.
the chair ceases to exist on a molecular level before you even finish lifting it
he's confused why you're in a fighting stance with empty hands
offers to help you find your lost chair
you're too terrified to explain
asks if this is a human ritual of friendship. you say yes because what else are you gonna do
Lilia
lets you swing first because he thinks your fighting stance is "cute"
you black out and wake up in your own bed. tucked in. there's a glass of water on the nightstand. the chair is in perfect condition leaning against the wall. you KNOW you broke it. you felt it break
he shows up later like "that was fun we should do it again" and you flinch so hard you hurt your own neck
has war flashbacks except they make him BETTER at fighting.
someone asks him what happened and he just giggles
you're not injured but you feel like you've been psychologically evaluated and found wanting
Jade
smiles the whole time
you don't remember the fight. you remember the look in his eyes tho
takes notes. has a clipboard. where did he get the clipboard. you're FIGHTING
"fascinating. your heart rate spiked exactly 21 times" HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT
you're fine medically. but you keep looking over your shoulder. he's never there. but you feel him
Vil
oh you sweet summer child
you absolute fool
you swing, he's already behind you. before you thought about swinging he was behind you
"your stance is atrocious" he says while putting you in a headlock
fights like he's being filmed because in his mind he is. always
you're getting destroyed in 4k ultra hd
critiques your technique the whole time. "if you're going to lose at least lose with form"
you tap out. he hasn't broken a sweat. his hair is perfect. you're in shambles
Floyd
bad mood floyd sees the chair and goes "not today shrimpy" and leaves. you've been spared by apathy alone
good mood floyd goes "CHAIR FIGHT!!!" and you realize you've made a horrible mistake
he's laughs the whole time
picks you and the chair up. you're both toys now
gets bored halfway through and drops you. you're glad. you're SO glad he got bored
comes back 20 minutes later like "let's go again" and you're still on the floor from round one
there's no strategy. there's no rules. there's only floyd
Sebek
why would you do this to yourself
you're losing the fight and the argument
he's doing a presentation on why you're wrong while destroying you
"A HUMAN DARE RAISE A CHAIR AGAINST ONE TRAINED BY LILIA VANROUGE HIMSELF" yeah dude i'm aware. i'm VERY aware right now
wins entirely on volume and conviction
you didn't even land a hit. the chair didn't land a hit. nothing happened except his monologue
he helps you up after and continues the lecture
you're getting destroyed in every possible dimension simultaneously
Silver
looks so sorry about this
you think that means he'll go easy. you're wrong. lilia "war crime" vanrouge's son doesn't go easy
falls asleep twice during the fight. still wins.
has the decency to look guilty about your broken ribs
offers to help you train so "this doesn't happen again"
the confidence. the AUDACITY. you're already dead
lilia is so proud in the background. you wish lilia was not proud
Jack
gives you SO many outs
"you don't want to do this" yes i do
"i'm warning you" i don't care
"okay" (said in the tone of someone about to send you to the nurse)
respects your tenacity. destroys you anyway. helps you up. offers training tip
you're in a cast and he's giving you workout advice
the earnestness makes it worse. you can't even be mad.
Jamil
the fight was over before it started and you didn't notice until you were horizontal
efficient. SCARY efficient
no wasted movement. no wasted breath
you're on the ground and he's already back to his day. he has things to do. you're not one of them anymore
kalim runs over like "omg are you okay" and jamil is already three hallways away
you got hit with the psychological damage of being dismissed
the chair is still in your hands. you never got to use it. this feels worse somehow
Epel
you saw the pretty face and thought "easy" now did you?
you're now intimately familiar with farmhouse strength
he told you. he warned you. you didn't listen
he's standing over you with YOUR chair. when did he get your chair
"anyone else wanna call me cute?"
Deuce
honor student brain says "walk away"
delinquent brain says "violence"
there's a visible moment where he makes the choice
it lasts 8 seconds. that's all he needs. that's all it takes
immediately breaks down like "oh my god i'm so sorry are you okay mom would be so disappointed"
you're both crying now. you're crying because you lost. he's crying because he won
ace is laughing. ace is no help
Trey
"really? do we have to do this?"
older sibling experience, deals with adeuce daily
you've miscalculated
he's surprisingly strong from kneading dough
catches the chair and just holds it. you're both holding the chair now
this is awkward
he pulls and you go flying with it
you're on the ground
"you good? need an ice pack?"
this is beyond humiliating.
Ruggie
you're fighting someone who grew up where the chairs fought back
knows street rules. you have chair. it's not enough
dodges like he's done this for sport
"that all you got?" he says and you wish it wasn't
wins and then asks if you're gonna finish your lunch. you're bleeding
the survival instincts are too strong. you never had a chance
laughs about it later but like. nicely. in a way that makes you feel worse
Riddle
if he had magic in this hypothetical, no one would be able to even find your body
perfect technique. 0 physical presence
you're in genuine 50/50 combat
he's lecturing you while fighting. "rule 227 states that chairs are for sitting"
if he gets you with the psychological warfare you're done
if you can withstand the lecture you might survive, maybe even win
it's like fighting a very angry textbook that knows a little bit of judo
Cater
filming with one hand. fighting with the other
"omg this is gonna get so many likes"
you're actually winning until he gets serious for 0.5 seconds
realizes he's been letting you win for content
the betrayal is worse than the loss
posts it with a cute filter. you look terrible he looks picture perfect
"lol friendship fights am i right #justNRCthings"
Ace
so much shit talk
"that's all you got?" right before the chair makes contact
goes down. gets back up. "i let you have that one" no you didn't
he's coping, you're winning. he can't admit it
deuce is dying laughing in the background
you hit him with the chair again just for the audacity
"okay that one was luck" ACE.
Kalim
refuses to fight
"are you okay??? do you need water??? are we still friends???"
concerned about you. you have the chair. he's asking if you're okay
offers snacks. offers to call a doctor.
you put the chair down out of shame
Azul
without the tweels, he's cooked.
frantically speed dialing jade and floyd
"we can make a deal about this"
calculating if his dignity is worth more than getting hit with furniture
without the contracts he's just a stressed octopus in business casual
you feel bad. you're winning and you feel bad
unless the tweels show up, then you might have to speed dial malleus
Idia
saw you pick up the chair and noped out of existence
you're fighting his tablet now
"connection lost" appears on screen. he dosconnected from the fight
his room is locked you can hear him behind the door. "this is why i don't go outside"
look at what you've done.
Rook
you never had the chair
you thought you had the chair
you turn around. he's sitting on the chair. behind you. when did he get there
holding up scorecards. "your form: 6/10. your spirit: 10/10. your awareness: 0/10"
congratulations, you've played yourself again
Ortho
you're a monster.
why do you have beef with a child.
he's got built in cannons and you've got audacity
doesn't even need to fight. the guilt destroyed you first
idia is sending you threats through every electronic device you own
"how dare you" messages from 47 different accounts
ortho is just confused. "i thought we were friends"
i hope you're happy
Grim
that's your SON
your cat
the great grim doesn't deserve this
you don't need to lose the fight. you've already lost everything that matters
ace is judging you. DEUCE is judging you. everyone is judging you
you're the villain of your own story
how do you sleep at night
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