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My Finnish husband, making stir fry noodles: "I'm not using a recipe. I'm listening to my ancestors. And they don't know what any of this is."

villainwithacrush

pseudomantis

one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don't think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive

konoko

infectiouspiss

seeing the mature content warning on a post just means i get to play the game of is this actually mature or is this just a woman

tlirsgender

Many jokes about packers flopping out and bouncing away and such but I still wasn't prepared for how genuinely disconcerting it is for a second when your brain has accepted this as Part Of Your Body & your thang fell off. My pebis

tlirsgender

Every time I pull my pants down to go to the bathroom and watch My Penis go with them I have to like. Recalibrate

fratboycipher

(via @lunnefisk)

paperandpencilsandskips

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

psychomaniac14

well first off, pokemon would be real

paperandpencilsandskips

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

brucebocchi

comment-tube

danskjavlarna

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inkuringu-blog

newbarktownalumni

mrsterlingeverything

Society should forgive the occasional diva moment

kittydealer

u/Fine-Dog-9874

jfny

@kittybroker

kittybroker

The black hole absorbing all that meets it’s path! Not even the market is safe from it’s overpowering reach! Get sucked into this kitty for exactly 0 dollars today!