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magic anon: you can't lie (until 11/16)

“Yeah, Q, I can handle it don’t worry,” Otis spoke as quietly into the phone as possible without making it too suspicious. “My plan? Uh, I was just going to chill and tell you I did it,” he said calmly. “Wait, I’m kidding!” He panicked, “I was actually going to smoke a joint with Lillian and—Fuck. I’ll call you later. “

Otis hung up and I texted Lillian.

Hey, so. Something is def wrong.

#anonymous #answered

mattszhang:

“hey, where’s a good place to get some tea? the high caffeine amounts i’ve been drinking lately isn’t doing me any favors, and i don’t trust that coffee place.”

“I can brew you some tea that would totally mellow you out, dude. Just ask Lillian, shit’s legit.”

#i hate him #also hi #c: matt #matt #c

[text] otis << >> charla

Otis: heeeyyyy so u know how we cool and all - do you think you could do me a favor? 🙏🏻

#t #t: charla #charla

lillianfairly:

Well, that was fairly exhausting. Not that it really ever affected me directly, of course, but it sure caused quite the noise. Anyway, is it finally over now? Like, is it done?

Is anything ever truly over, Lillian? Now that we know that there’s a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.

Anyway, what are we talking about?

#c #c: lillian #lillian #i h8 him

[DEMITWEET]

@lilotie i hope everyone had a good 4/20 if you haven’t gotten high yet come find me by the lake i also have food ♥

#i hate him #demiapp #demitweet #u can reply if u want

princess-charlie-lotte:

You mean, besides making it delicious? I mean, you didn’t do anything besides making it delicious, right? Because horror in the holiday seasons is such a no. Oh! BTW, I’m super happy to see your face on your face.

Of course. Why would I do anything else to the food? I put a lot of love into it. Hours of love and hard work.

Huh? Right! Charlotte, listen, I know you miss seeing my beautiful face every time you look in the mirror, but you have to learn to love yourself. I understand not being as cute as me is difficult. Maybe one day you’ll be blessed, but for now, there is not enough of Otis to go around.

#otis is delusional i hate him #c #c: charlotte #charlotte

diapaik:

Wow, of course not, I’m a responsible counselor who is responsible. I have whiskey and wine; what do you want?

I’m very sorry for even asking you that. To make it up to you, I’ll marry you if you’d like. Just fuck me up.

#c #c: dia #dia

diapaik:

I feel you, Marina doesn’t believe that I didn’t do anything to the drinks but babies drink the punch. Why would I spike it? Shout out to you for making all the food, by the way.

Thanks, Dia. Honestly, I don’t understand why she expects the worst from us all the time. Do you have anything on you though? Asking for a friend.

#c #c: dia #dia #give it two more seconds and he'll hit on her #i hate him

I’m starting to get the feeling no one believes me when I say that I really didn’t to anything to the food.

#event: winter formal #starterhb #otis catered the event bye

liam-larue:

No.

Okay, this was a great talk. Thanks.

#c #c: liam #liam

flying-feet-bridges:

Not really. I’m more of a positive outlook person.

I’m sure that gets annoying easily, like right now.

#he's a dick when his food gets fucked up otis is just very emo about food #c #c: alice #alice

ashtondparker:

Seriously dude? Depressing much?

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.

#OTIS IS SO DUMB PLEASE FORGIVE ME #c #c: ashton #ashton

tobias-masterson:

That’s no fun! Isn’t it better to smile and laugh?

Um, no? Not when you just experience some major loss. Try to be more sensitive, dude.

#c #c: tobias #tobias #this is so late you still had the other fc oomg sorry

lillianfairly:

That’s not last, Otis. Not even close. It’s more like… the first of what are sure to be many casualties of the future. But anyway. You aren’t making any sense. Either explain yourself, or stop. I’ll even take off my shirt if it’ll help, as I am in fact desperate to end our now joint misery.

I’m just a man with many feelings, Lillian. Right now, I’m grieving and no amount of titties is going to make me happy ever again. You wouldn’t understand it, you don’t have the soul of a chef.