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Chronicling the misadventures of a full-blooded Nigerian otondo. Don't. Waste. English. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-19793537-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();

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nowyoukno

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coelasquid

I always thought the “but satisfaction brought him back” part was a joke from the Munsters.

lonewolfpawprints-deactivated20

Here’s another one: “Jack of all trades, master of none,” is just one half of the saying. The other half reads “but better than a master of one.”

nowyoukno

Okay one more: “Ignorance is bliss” is also only half of the saying. It’s “When ignorance is bliss, ‘tis folly to be wise.”

Yeah . . . this dude is a legend. Only in their wildest dreams could the NSCDC have wished for such great publicity. For the record, the url to their site is https://www.nscdc.gov.ng/

Dobyoo dobyoo dot . . . NSCDC

Vending machine attendant at the Murtala Mohammed Airport. Dude collects your money, unlocks the machine and hands you your selection. The year is 2012.

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They are suffering from a lack of impatience!

Cab driver commenting on Lagos drivers.

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