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dull-scythe

Derrick Barry realizing nobody died at Stonewall versus Britney Spears realizing Ryan Seacrest isn’t gay

prominent-nipple

...and then walks in Coco Montrese

sandsvendor100

People Are Always Saying Some Things To Me And Well Im SICK Of It

peachylasky

shangela : game of thro-

me :

hl2

Todd’s World

papasmoke

In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.

But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.

alsopurp

Me around the 26th time Milk said “Fashion”

helaas--pindakaas

the fbi agent watching me get every question wrong on duolingo through my computer screen: this bitch dumb as fuck

writing-prompt-s

You come to the realization that the tall metal fences surrounding the orphanage aren’t made to keep the children safe from the public, but to keep the public safe from what’s inside.