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roseworth

i blog for like 5 people and 3 of them are me

certified-cervid

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

prokopetz

Flavours of unreliable narrator:

Lying to the reader

Lying to themselves

Simply misinformed

Not paying attention

Has weird priorities

Assumed you knew

Hates you personally

Bad at communicating

Easily sidetracked

Will believe anything

Has weird prejudices

Just kind of dumb

cottoncandylesbo

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)

badassdemonsword

Im dryin up faster than lake mead just thinking about it

chicknparm

Futures

Made of

Ethical romantasy

sizvideos

This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer

iamanemotionaltimebomb

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

snake-lady

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

tkthegoddess

Always a reblog. 💋

lyra-invisa

I will forever reblog this when I see it because its so important

dogpuppy

otp-more-like-killmeplease

#apple mention #there’s an apple and a dog what was I supposed to do? not add this? nah I don’t think so

fangorn-forest

our age of getting a little bit genghis khan is collapsing

darlingflowersstuff

Andrew and Aaron being identical is so fucking funny when you think about Andrew being a famous pro Exy player and Aaron being a doctor bc imagine:

you twist your ankle. you go to the hospital. you’re waiting for a doctor to come see you. he pulls back the curtain and- holy shit it’s LeBron-Fucking-James

png-archive-chaos

I roll up

metronne

Ok so I'm pretty sure Jeremy's little gold shorts are meant to be like, the shorter-style jogging shorts in the "gold" of the Trojans uniform colors and not the tiny slutty little metallic American Apparel hotpants everyone is picturing but I vastly prefer the latter because I had those it's funner

otp-more-like-killmeplease

#yeah idk what this is #one second I’m scrolling tumblr next thing I know I’m looking at the official USC bookstore #why are like all of their shorts red???? gold was so hard to find #I spent way too long looking at Google Photos just to end up picking my first option #the hot pants were easier to find but I defs suffered psychic damage #if you didn’t know when you put tight shorts on real live men you see things you don’t want to see aka penis bulge #so many bulges oh my word like take the number of bulges you’re imagining and multiply it by like 4 #actually don’t imagine bulges I’m so sorry #but hey I survived and got to make this wack meme so it was worth it???#anyway hope you like this op

syekick-powers

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

monamoni

littlefeatherr

Unrestrained summer fun 😁

weaselle

this must be such a delicate experience for a creature that can dive two stories deep and has been seen cliff diving into the ocean

fleshdyke

artisticlicense-personal

Such a quiet and gentle experience for a megafauna cryptid that can headbutt a speeding truck and walk away It’s like seeing Godzilla in a kiddie pool

thistlewhistler

During a summer heat wave in Alaska growing up (yes it’s a thing), my dad had several sprinklers and a tractor sprinkler going in the yard. From the woods behind the house suddenly came two young babies and a very large mother.

They came directly towards the tractor sprinkler and sat right down.

My dad verrrrry slowly pulled the hose of the other sprinklers, and repositioned them in the backyard so they would spray grass under the shade of several trees.

Lo and behold, the mother moose got up, walked over to the water now pooling beside these trees, and plomped down. The two babies followed after and just fell over in the cool water.