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My name is Natalie ^u^ and I am a Maid of Hope :D Homestuck+anime+RWBY blog ::3

[jisuart]

That’s right, you heard it folks

my first-ever giveaway ✿*∗˵╰༼✪ᗜ✪༽╯˵∗*✿

To celebrate the launch of both my website and my newest excursion: t-shirts, I’m doing a giveaway of all 12 of my available designs.

There are numerous ways to enter, so please please please go to the link and see for yourself if you are even mildly interested. I’m super duper excited for this, and I want everyone to be a part of it! ୧༼ ヘ ᗜ ヘ ༽୨

Anyways, go go go!! Giveaway ends 7/31/15 11:59 est.

Thanks for looking!

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[tallyburd]

I’m….I’m speechless… 

[punished-ragnarok-deactivated20]

[antlers-for-dinner]

Anime North was a BLAST, WOWEE. It was so fun running around with my Greg all day and taking pictures. I also met the cutest SU cosplayers? Couldn’t miss out on taking a selfie with my son!

[antlers-for-dinner]

Distraction man and I swapped costumes for the second half of Saturday and he looked so GREAT I MEAN LOOK AT HIM?!

[serial-killer-status]

Lets play this fun game I know called: I can see the quest marker on the map but how the fuck do I get through these fucking mountains???

[beartier]

[skressed-deactivated20160306]

[misaforever]

“But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund’s daughter. You stand between me and my lord and king. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.”

[femininechrist]

don’t yell at cashiers if they are asking you to sign up for a charge/debit card - their employers are pushing them to ask everyone

don’t yell at cashiers if they’re taking too long folding your clothes in your bags - their managers are telling them not to ball up your shit bc it shows you care

don’t yell at cashiers bc they are taking a while to scan your card- machines fuck up

don’t yell at cashiers pls

[swallowedthesea]

ty

[daverapoza]

Messin around with the Links #zelda

[azealiabanksweb]

[braux-pas-deactivated20171003]

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ I love girls,girls, I do adore 

[amyg-dalin-deactivated20170531]

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America” Then Steve fucking looks at them like this

[dank-mom]

[localfauna]

no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD

[demonmee]

thor’s pokerface

[mutsurie-deactivated20160604]

IT’S ALWAYS NAGISA I’M SCREAMING

[mutsurie-deactivated20160604]

THIS CHILD MUST BE STOPPED

[itsfunnytome]

[adrianshidden]

German guy confused by the meaning of “Party Pooper”.

[bestrafemich21]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE SEEN ON THIS WEBSITE EVER.

[hemmosauce]

holy shit 

[janoskiansnudes]

I LITERALLY JUST WATCHED THIS ON YOUTUBE LIKE 10 MINUTES AGO WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!?!??!?!?

[the-fringed-femme-deactivated20]

Jennifer you have some mental issue.

[readmycrimsonlips8-deactivated2]

Does she visit a water closet and make door of the open?

[fasterfood]

what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer

[aspen-queen-deactivated20160106]

I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married. 

[zeldaxsnowcrow]

it sounds like the plot of a fanfic

[thedoctorofdistricttwelve]

I don’t understand how there’s no Black Widow movie. A little girl being taught to be a spy from childhood. Destroying her youth and innocence and learning to kill. Competing against 27 other girls to stay alive. Being pushed to the breaking point morally, physically, and emotionally. Seeing The Red Room forge her into a weapon. The beginning of her career - assassinating diplomats, manipulating prisoners of Russia, outsmarting SHIELD. Backstory to Drakov, Sal Paulo, the hospital fire, and Budapest. And then a rookie SHIELD agent has her in sight on his scopes. His finger is in the trigger, but he hesitates. She looks scared. She looks tired. She looks like a fighter. So, he brings her in, and takes her under his wing. From a child assassin to a Russian defector. And they could throw Bucky and Yelena in there, along with Clint and Fury, and maybe even a Peggy Carter/Dottie Underwood Red Room origin story.

Like, who heard that and went - ‘no, I’m gonna go with Spiderman for the third time, and this guy who can talk to ants’?!

[kiefeon]

seriously.

[eugeniedanglars]

you know what i really want? a modern dudebro vampire. just a typical obnoxious straight boy in a neon tank top and cargo shorts who also happens to be a creature of the night.

“okay, dude, i’m only feeding on you ‘cause i’m starving and there aren’t any hot girls around. no homo.” “wait, you’re gonna suck my blood?” “no, i’m gonna drink your blood. i don’t suck, that’s gay. don’t make this weird, bro”

“ah, i see you’re staring pensively out the window, chad. ruminating on the curse of your newfound immortality?” “nah man, it’s just… i got, like, some flecks of blood on my adidas while i was feeding and they haven’t come out…”

“we do not drink… wine.” “okay but is beer cool? and can we still smoke weed?”

he joins a 24-hour gym because being undead and allergic to sunlight is no excuse for skipping leg day. tragic music swells as he looks over his “sun’s out guns out” tanks (he has seven of them). his coven is a fraternity. someone make this happen

[syqitten]

ask and ye shall recieve