Some more of Hadeficent Family Squabbles:
LOCATION: ISLE OF THE LOST, HADES SAUVLAKI (HADES RESTAURANT)
Mal: *to her mom* Why are you here? Why are you tall?
Malifecent: Your dad kissed me.
Hades: oh wait . . . *facepalms his head* yes I did.
Hades: We were throwing blows at each other earlier. Well, mostly me. Cause, Lizards can’t really talk. I may have accidentally kissed her.
Mal: *crosses arms and stares at her dad* Dad!
Hades: *chuckles* as a joke. . . I was mocking her, I didn’t really think that she’ll fall back in love with me and turn human.
Mal: *shakes her head* that’s impossible. According to Fairy Godmother; In order for mom to be the height that she is right now. She has to learn to love. You and I both know that she’s incapable of that.
Hades: it’s not like I’m her true love or anything.
Mal: That’s just it, dad! You ARE moms’ true love slash soulmate. That crazy woman over here IS still in love with you.
Malifecent: I resent that. *towards Mal calling her crazy.* I hate your father.
Mal: *rolls eyes* Really? Then, Why did my spell break when he kissed you, Mother?
Malifecent: *glares at her daughter* I don’t like how you said mother.
Mal: *glares back* How did I say it?
Malifecent: Like there should be another word in front of it.
Hades: really? *chuckles* I still got it.
Hades: *to Maleficent* I hate you too.
Mal: *in disgust* Ugh! Are you two . . . flirting? *she can barely get THAT word out.*
Mal: *on the verge fainting* I swear if you two kiss again. I’ll . . .
Mal’s Parents: *stares at their daughter* Yes? . . .You’ll what?
Mal: I don’t know . . . faint.
Mal: I don’t know if I can handle that. *holds onto the wall* I think I need to sit down.
Mal: *sinks to the floor, back against wall*
Malifecent: Should we leave her there?
Hades: *shakes his head* You would ask me to do that. And no! *sits down by his daughter*
Maleficent: *stays standing and brooding.*
Hades: Your mother and I are not back together.
Mal: Then, why do two keep kissing each other?
Hades: We only kissed once.
Mal: *stares at him hard, knowing that’s not the real answer*
Hades: *feels her staring* . . . Ok fine, twice.
Mal: *smirks* ha! thought so . . .
Hades: The second one was only to shut her up.
Mal: *chuckles* uh huh . . . sure! good one!
Mal: That is one way to tame us dragons. Even though you can’t really tame a dragon. I would say, Ask Mom. But she’ll probably start singing.
Hades: Neither of us need to hear your mother singing right now.
Mal: *evil grin* I can always turn her back into a lizard.
Hades: *chuckles* You’re really are my kid.